That Damn Apple Tree.
"All she cares about is this damn tree." Emma grumbled as she started the chainsaw. After two more pulls it roared to life.
She waited a few moments until she heard the door slam behind her. That got your attention.
"Emma, what the hell are you doing?" she heard Regina scream from across the yard.
"This tree is all you care about so I'm eliminating my competition." She emphasized the last word by lifting the chainsaw up. "You told me to leave, fine but I'm taking this with me." She brought the chainsaw down and sawed off a branch.
Regina watched in horror as it fell to the ground. "Emma, couples fight, it happens and they get over it."
"That's true but it's all we ever do now and it always ends with you kicking me out. I shouldn't even care since you act like I don't even exist when we're not fighting."
"But I always want you to come back and you do exist. Where is this coming from?"
Emma refused to look at her girlfriend but she sounded closer. "We barely even talk anymore... and... is a little sex too much to ask for?"
Regina crossed her arms, anger almost boiling over. "Is that what this is about?" she scoffed. "The fact that we haven't had sex in…"
"A month, Regina." Emma growled. "I haven't touched you in a fucking month."
"Emma you can't be serious..."
"Do you not see this chainsaw in my hand? Did you not just see me chop a piece of this thing off? Do I look like I'm kidding?"
"No."
"What the hell is going on with you Regina?"
"I've been busy trying to keep this town together incase you haven't noticed." The Mayor snapped.
"Of course I've noticed, I've been by your side the entire time. That doesn't explain why you're never too busy to care for this thing but never have time to spend with me. Like right now for example, the only reason you're even acknowledging me is because you're afraid I'm going to hurt your precious baby."
Regina sighed, beyond done with the situation. "What do you want, Emma?"
A Cheshire grin formed across the Savior's face. "You. I want you upstairs in our bed." She brought the chainsaw down to the lower trunk and a thrill ran through her when she heard her girlfriend gasp. "And if I get up there and you're not completely naked I'm coming back for the rest of this tree."
A smirk formed across dark red full lips. "Look at my knight going after what she wants. Now, that's the Emma Swan I fell in love with." The queen purred, voice dripping with sex.
Emma pulled the chainsaw back. "You have five minutes." She turned to see Regina still standing there. "Four minutes." she caught the smirk on the mayor's face this time. "Regina…." Before she could finish the sentence her girlfriend vanished in a cloud of purple smoke. "Very cute." She mumbled throwing the chainsaw on the ground. Turning back to the tree, she waved her hand over it repairing the missing branch. "Sorry buddy but you had to take one for the team." She said apologetically before stepping back and admiring her work then with a devilish grin she turned and took off towards the mansion.
This was really fun to write. They are so adorable. Hope you enjoyed it! Reviews are greatly appreciated! :)