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100 Things to Do in the Hunger Games.
1. Don't die
2. Have a dance party on your pedestal during the countdown
3. When you run off your pedestal yell "FOR NARNIA!"
4. Befriend one of the muttations
5- When Katniss is staring at Peeta start singing "When I walk out of the shop, this is what I see: Katniss Everdeen is a looking at me. I got a loaf in my hand and I ain't afraid to throw it, throw it, throw it, I'M PEETA AND I KNOW IT!
6. Try to turn the Hunger Games into a musical
7. While Foxface is stealing the supplies run up to her and yell: "Swiper, no swiping!"
8- Get up on a tree and start singing 'I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves' to the Careers
9- Set up a bake sale, and have it specialize in nightlock berries
10- Run up to Clove and hit her in the head with a pebble while screaming: I AM THRESH SMASHING YOUR SKULL!
11- Sign a peace treaty with the Careers
12- Ask your mentor for a unicorn so you can ride it around the arena
13- Dress up like Effie and walk around talking in her accent
14- Tell Cato he has anger issues
15- Ask Marvel if he likes Spiderman
16- Ask Glimmer if her parents were named Mrs. Shiny and
17- Ask your mentor for a Pillow Pet
18- Dress up like Santa and stalk everyone (ONLY THEY DON'T GET NO PRESENTS!)
19- Have a food fight
20- Go on Facebook and change your status from having fun in the Hunger Games to: Oh crap, I'm about to get eaten by Titus
21- Kill your allies for fun.
22. Kill President Snow. (WE ALL KNOW HE'S SANTA'S EVIL TWIN)
23- Watch the bloodbath, and then say "Screw this, let's go to Hogwarts."
24- When someone asks you what district you're from say: "District 9 3/4. It specializes in magic."
25- When you get lonely just ask your mentor for a friend!
26- Start singing to a male tribute: 'We are Never Getting Back Together'
27- While the bloodbath is going on run around screaming "NO I CAN'T DIE TODAY I WAS SUPPOSED TO UPDATE A CHAPTER OF MY FANFICTION
28- Dress up like Rue in front of Thresh and hope he doesn't kill you
29- Ask Katniss if you can call her Catnip
30- Steal one of Clove's knives in her sleep.
31- When you are about to get killed point at the Sky and yell "WHAT ARE THOSE!" Then when text look you run away
32- Ask Cato if he has a crush on Clove
33- Ask Clove if she has a crush on Clato
34- If they do have a crush on one another run around screaming MY SHIP HAS SAILED!
35- While Katniss is on fire start singing "THIS GIRL IS ON FIRE!"
36- If Clove and Cato do not have a crush on each other, curl up in a ball and whisper "my whole life is a lie"
37- Ask Peeta if he likes pita bread!
38- For your token pick a stick and when someone tries to kill you wave it at them and yell "AVADA KEDARVA!"
39- While Clove is being murdered by Thresh (*starts crying*) look at the audience and say "This my friends is why we should not play with our food.
40- Ask your mentor for a shower because let's face it you probably smell right now
41- Dress up like Effie in the arena
42- Dress up like President Snow in the arena
43- Ask the Career why they call themselves the Careers.
44- Call Peeta Pita Bread
45- Call Peeta Bread Boy
46- Ask Katniss if she likes cats
47- After Rue dies (*again starts crying*) make a memorial for her in the arena
48- Give every tribute you see a hug
49- THEN RUN AWAY BEFORE THEY KILL YOU
50- Give the careers a pie. A NIGHTLOCK PIE.
51- Try to find the yellow brick road
52- Ask Foxface if she knows "What does the fox say
53- Have a dance party
54- Ask President Snow if he likes snow
55- Ask your mentor for Let's Dance
56- Create a talk show
57- Try to turn the hunger games and a game show and interview tributes whenever they come near you
58- Try to get all the tributes to hold hands in a circle and sing Kumbaya
59- Ask Clove if she knows her name is basically named after garlic. Cause you know a Clove of garlic
60- Ask all the tributes why their parents gave them such weird names
61- Do a reenactment of the First Hunger Games by yourself
62- Then try to get the other tributes to join you
63- Try to let Cato give you a piggy back ride
64- If one of the careers tries to hurt you look at them and whimper "I'm just a little kid why would hurt me"
65- Recruit an army of minions to help you
66- Ask your mentor for an IPod so you can listen to music
67- When it starts rainy start singing "I set fire to the rain, watched it burn as my mom hit my head, and she screamed and I cried and I went out in the rain. IN THE RAIN
68- When they look at you weirdly. Look at them and say "It is rude to stare."
69- Get a pet Tracker Jacker
70- and then hope it doesn't kill you
71- Call Katniss Catfood
72- Whenever Katniss and Peeta are in the together start singing "Kathiss and Peeta sitting in a cave. K.I.S.S.I.N.G. First comes love, then comes marriage then comes the baby in the baby carriage.
73- Pick some flowers and make a flower chain
74- Then give one of the flower chains to one of your fellow tributes
75- Give all the tributes you see a big basket of berries. (NIGHTLOCK BERRIES)
76- Watch the bloodbath from a tree and start singing "This is my Fight Song" by Rachel Platten
77- Have your district token be a pack of gummy bears so you can have them sing the Gummy Bear Song
78- When some asks why you did one it those things I listed above start singing 'Girls just want to have fun'
79- Ask Caesar if he likes Caesar salad
80- Ask Katniss if she likes cats better or dogs better
81-Ask Foxface if she likes foxes
82- Ask for fluffy slippers so you can wear them while you sleep
83- Call Peeta Pita Pocket
84- Call Clove Garlic
85- Ask President Snow if he is related to Elsa
86- Introduce the tributes to A Very Potter Musical
87-Have them reenact A Very Potter Musical
88-Try to ride one of the mutations
89-Put a Smash my Skull Thresh sign on Clove
90-Then run away before she tries to kill you
91-If one if the tributes pisses you off lead them into a pack of angry Careers
92- When your name is called in the Reaping start whistling and pretend you haven't heard it
93- Sleep under the stars
94- Sing a lullaby to Katniss while she sleeps in the tree
95- Ask Rue if she likes kangaroo (Roo from Winnie the Pooh is a kangaroo)
96- When Effie pulls them boys name out yell "HARRY POTTER!"
97- While you are on the pedestal start singing "I'm gonna die. Yes I am. I'm gonna die. Yes I am."
98- During your interview start dancing crazily
99- Sing the Hunger Games in 99 seconds
And
100- To every tribute you see start singing "Tick Tock. Tick took. The arena is a clock" to warn them about the next Hunger Games
