Ok, so I saw something on Newgrounds that was this. That is where I got the idea from. If you want to see where, go to Newgrounds, look for Naruto, and look for The Real Akatsuki. It's funny...so I thought this would be to. Anyways, back to business.
Disclaimer: I don't own crap. Ok, there, I said it. This whole thing...not mine. Enjoy!
(Enter the house)
Announcer: 9 people, ordinary, but extraordinary, will live in this house for the next…um…however many years…um…chapters…yeah. They will live in the house anyways. They will learn to cope with one another, and accomplish tasks together. They will do this…or kill each other in the process. This is…The Real World…Akatsuki!
Deidara: This room's mine, un!
Tobi: No, this is Tobi's room. I am a good boy, so I deserve the best room.
Itachi: …Why am I even doing this show?
Sasori: …I don't know. I was asking myself that very same question.
Leader: I think we can all agree that I should get the biggest room…since I will kill all of you if I don't have it.
Deidara: …Damn it, I really wanted that room, un. Well, I get that one then.
Tobi: No! Tobi gets that one! Tobi is…
Zetsu: If you say you're a good boy again, I will eat you.
Tobi: Tobi is…very frightened of this plant guy.
Zetsu: Good, keep it that way.
Kakuzu: Hmm, I will take this room, because I will kill anyone who bothers me, and this is the furthest one from everyone else.
Hidan: Yeah, well, I'm going upstairs, dude! That way, I can totally get my tan in and do my praying. Right on!
Zetsu: My room is this one, because it is here, and I am here…that is all you need to know.
Deidara: Ok, the next room…that one is mine, un!
Tobi: No, it's mine! That room is Tobi's!
Zetsu: (Chuckles)
Deidara: What's so funny, un?
Zetsu: …There's only one room left…and that's it.
Deidara: What!
Tobi: Yeah! Bunkmates!
Deidara: Wait, Orochimaru hasn't picked a room yet, un! He has to take this room to. All three of us can't be in there!
Orochimaru: (Looks Tobi up and down) I think I can cope, kukuku.
Deidara: Ok, you guys take that one then, un. I will sleep in the living room.
Leader: No, that is the common area. You can't sleep in there.
Deidara: Damn it! You guys are pissing me off, un! Fine! I will stay with Sasori!
Sasori: I don't require sleep anyways. That is fine with me…but touch my shit and you die!
Deidara: Great! That's settled then, un!
(In the pink room)
Deidara: I don't know. I mean, things might be looking up, un! That Sasori is a nice guy, so I think we are going to get along well together, un!
(In the pink room again)
Sasori: That Deidara is a pain in the ass. I hope he dies soon. I want my own room. I only said he could share it because, frankly, I would rather have him there then Orochimaru.
(In the house)
Leader: Ok, we are going to go after the Jinchuurikis now, and…
Zetsu: Wait, I just got my pot unpacked, and…
Tobi: Wait, you have pot Zetsu-san?
Zetsu: It's where I sleep, you idiot! (Yeah, beds are dumb)
Leader: Fine, we will go after the Jinchuurikis later. Right now, I want to rest.
Deidara: I'm going to go watch T.V., un!
Kisame: No! I'm watching T.V. (Hunkers down on the couch and takes the remote control)
Deidara: Wait, what are we watching, un?
Kisame: …Shark week on the Discovery Channel.
Deidara: What! That is stupid, un!
Kisame: (Pulls sword on Deidara) Say that again, blondie.
Deidara: …On second thought, I'm going out. See you later, un!
Kisame: Knew that would shut him up, hehe.
Tobi: Kisame-san, can I watch with you? Tobi is a good boy!
Kisame: Hmmm, I don't know. You aren't going to talk are you?
Tobi: No Kisame-san, Tobi is a good boy!
Itachi: Tobi, please be quiet and watch the show. You're going to make me kill you if you don't shut up.
Hidan: (From upstairs) Turn that thing down. You're like totally ruining my meditation and prayer, yeah!
Kisame: Why don't you shut up! I'll, like, totally kill you if you don't!
Hidan: (Walks downstairs and opens his arms) Fine, go ahead, fish boy! See if you can kill me then! I dare ya!
Kisame: (Smirks) Naw, you look to scrawny to kill!
Hidan: (Creates a circle and seal beneath himself, stabbing at Kisame lightly to draw blood)
Kisame: Ow! Hidan!
Hidan: (Walks into the circle, raising his dagger and stabbing himself with it lightly) Not so tough now are ya?
Kisame: Ow! Hey! Oof! Stop that, you asshole! Ow! Hey! Stop!
Hidan: Now, are you going to turn that thing down? Or do I have to cut my arm off?
Kisame: (Turns the T.V. down) …bitch.
Hidan: Good, now keep it like that!
(In the pink room)
Kisame: That Hidan is just an asshole. I could take him if I wanted to. But I decided not to…you know…after that whole thing about…well, never mind.
(Later in the pink room)
Zetsu: …You know, I bet that Kisame would taste like tuna. (No way! He would taste like Halibut) Tuna! (Halibut!) Tuna! (Hmmm, how about flounder?) Yeah, I bet he would. I wonder…
Next time in the house…well, you'll have to tune in to find out!
Ok, so this is how it went. I thought it was good...but I will let you decide. Oh, and I am thinking about making them do crazy stuff depending on what the audience (you) wants them to do. So, put on your thinking caps, give me a review, and I will write more. Otherwise, it's back to the whole Deidara story thing. Ciao for now!