A/N: I was watching Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes and mentally commenting on all the things MCU Avengers would find weird. So I made it into a little ficlet. Enjoy and please review! (Btw I can't write Thor so I just didn't even try)
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If Tony had been completely sober when he'd had the idea, he would've realized a long time ago how horrible it was.
Although, even now, he can't decide which was a worse idea- allowing the media to make an animated Avengers TV show, or sitting the actual Avengers down to watch it.
Either way, Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes was a big mistake.
"Why am I Hulked out the entire time?" Bruce complains, fidgeting nervously on the couch. "They know that's not exactly comfortable, right?"
"Also, how come Hulk can talk, like, coherently?" Clint points out. "If he could do that, we wouldn't have to pay for so much damage control."
"Well, we wouldn't," Tony says. "Hulk would."
"They do realize I take off the suit, right?" Tony asks no one in particular. "...Right?"
"Why am I wearing purple?!" Clint suddenly shouts, making everyone jump. He gestures dramatically towards his uniform. "Does this look purple to you?!"
Tony frowns thoughtfully. "Actually, yeah, kinda."
"Why am I here?" Natasha asks when they're halfway through the first season. "I'm not even in this show, I was replaced by a tiny flying bee-woman."
"Hey, Cap," Tony calls, when he notices Steve intently staring at the screen, blushing slightly. "What do you think of the show?"
"Oh, you know," Steve answers awkwardly. "I think its pretty accurate, it's just... They make me look... Really handsome."
The rest of the team all laugh. "Well, yeah."
In the end, they all agree it's a horrible show and they're never gonna watch it again. But Tony makes a note to JARVIS to keep in on file, just in case he gets bored while drunk again.
It's bounds to happen.
A/N: So yeah, there's that, hope you liked it. Please review!