NOTE: I came up with this idea when I saw a Gender flipped version of the Joker and Harley Quinn at Comic Con. Enjoy!
Harvey crept into the room, wearing nothing but bright red briefs. He glanced upwards and spotted The Joker slouched over her desk, intently staring at the floor plan of Gotham Bank. Her greasy Green hair hung down around her colourless face.
"Oh Miss. J!" Harvey whispered seductively, wrapping his arms around the busy criminal.
"Not now Pumpkin pie!" snapped the Joker, waving her off, "I'm busy!"
"Come on Miss. J!" whined Harvey, stretching out on the desk, "I miss you when you work!"
"For criminy sake!" barked the Joker, shoving Harvey off the desk, "Get off!"
Harvey crashed to the ground and stumbled to his feet.
"Maybe I've been too harsh..." The Joker said hesitantingly, "Close your sweetums!"
Harvey closed his eyes.
The Joker then pulled a gun out of her coat pocket and pointed it straight at Harvey's face. Pulling the trigger, a large boxing glove sprung out and bonked Harvey square in the face. Yelping out in surprise, he went tumbling through the window and down into the street below.
Shaking her head with annoyance and turning back to her work, the Joker muttered "Maybe know I can get some work done"