Have you ever wished for magic? Well, your wish is about to come true. Under this paper, there is a box. Inside of it, there is another box. And inside of that box, another box. In the very smallest box inside all of the boxes, there is the brand new invented magic wand that grants wishes. Wait! Please, don't drop this paper and rush to open the box! Magic wands must be handled with caution. When used without sufficient instructions, they are very dangerous. Possibly fatal.
There are five rules to remember when dealing with magic wands. One: Do not dissipate magic on foolish wishes. Just because you suddenly have the power to do anything you would like, does not mean that you should. Consider each wish carefully. Magic is not infinite. Any well educated magician has read "Cinderella" and knows that magic only lasts for a certain amount of time. Any well educated magician has also read "Aladdin" and knows that there are limits on wishes. This particular magic wand will only grant a certain amount of wishes, but the amount depends on the size and complexity of the wishes. One wish for world peace is equal to several thousands of minor wishes. There is a specific one hundred page chart that you can order for an additional 1,000 dollars, which lists common wishes and how they compare in size.
Rule number Two is: Do not share your magic wand. Experience has showed us that the ownership of one magic wand by two or more people has lead to dissension in families and organizations. It has led to divorce, crime and Magic Wand Disorder. So, if you truly want to help someone out, simply wish for another magic wand and give it to them.
Rule number Three is: Do not use it to travel in time. People tend to believe that going back in time to prevent terrible events, is as easy as expurgating these events from a history book. It is not. One tiny change can turn the world upside-down and leave it worse off than it was originally. Do not do it. Rule number Four is: Never make hasty, unplanned emotional wishes at the spur of the moment. In order to understand the terrible consequences of this, we suggest you read E.Nesbit's novel, Five Children and It. Each time you make a wish on your magic wand, you should first make sure you are dispassionate and levelheaded.
Rule Number Five is quite simple. Use the magic wand. It might seem like a rather ridiculous rule to you, however there have been people that, after reading rules 1through 4, have placed the wand in a fireproof safe and waited for the right moment to arrive, a moment when there was no way out and using the magic wand would be absolutely necessary. It never came. So use the wand. Dare to make wishes. We ask you to take up this gauntlet and dare to wish.