"doop dap doop da doop dap dooooopppp!" my husband Jacob is writing a stupid letter to an asshole who broke my freaking bumper! Again! The damn neighbor Mr. Falker. Or as I like to call him (Mr.- well I can't even say). But I haven't told you who I am. I'm Bella. I became a werewolf, got sick of Edward, ate him and moved on with my life. So now I'm married to Jacob! So yeah! I love being a werewolf (and watching vampires suck and they do.) " Doop dap Doop da Doop dap doop! Hm hm hm hm -" "Shut the hell up!" I yelled. "Hey do you want you freaking bumper fixed or not" I can tell he is getting annoyed. " Look babe I'm sorry I'm just so damn mad!" I am so mad at my freaking neighbor. He sucks ass. " It's ok I'm mad to come here" I sat on his lap as I scanned his letter. " Baby, I love you." We kissed for like 30 seconds then laid down and watched tv. I turned on the kardashians. " Oh hell no" " Ugh! You asshole!" I turned of the tv and turned to Jacob. "You love me?" " Hell yeah!" " Really?" " yeah!" "Well what do you want to watch?" "Spongebob." I said quickly . " You never stop amusing me". " I'm not kidding turn on nick !" I could tell he was shocked." Ok but after that, we are so going to store." "to buy what?" "your ice cream" That is even better than making out with Jacob. " Man I love that ice cream. It's almost as yummy as you." then nature takes it's course and bam! Nine months later Rasbi is born. " She is beautiful " says her 4 year old cousin Miranda. "Miranda do you wanna hold her?" " no! I hate her!" " Why?" " Because she's so pretty!" " what are we gonna do?" whispered." oh Jacob, I don't know?!" By:Angel