Chapter 1: The Normal Christmas

April came into the room holding a large bag. Casey followed with a bag as well. "Merry Christmas!" She shouted. The four brothers were all sitting in the living room, beginning to come to life hearing April's voice echo off the walls.

Mikey shot up as soon as he heard it and was way ahead of his brothers, ready to hug the couple tightly.

"Hey guys!" Raph said making his way to his best friend. Casey held out his hand and pulled raph in to hug him. Raph laughed slightly and smiled at April. Splinter was by the tree ready to help them with the presents.

Casey put a hand on Raph's shoulder, "so you wanted to talk to me?"

"Yeah... Come with me really quick." raph replied.

The two men made their way toward Raphael's room. Upon entering raph made sure no one followed and by no one he really was making sure Miley wasn't following them. "What's with the paranoid attitude bro?" Casey tried to peek out the door to see what raph was looking at. "It's Mikey. He's been hearing me... I think. I think he's catching on what I've been doing..." The turtles face turned a deep shade of red.

"So it's gotten worse then?" Casey looked at him a little uncomfortable.

"Yeah... And I'm used to the magazines you gave me already... I just wish I could be with a real women for once..." raph looked down.

"Well what happened to the 'toy' I got for you?" He put his hands in his pockets.

"I...I'm too big for it... It won't fit me in it and the second I took off the frame of the fleshlight I...it split ..." Raph's deep voice became loud then hushed again...

Casey looked at him cringing slightly but none the less he was going to help his friend. "Ok so I think I know what might help. It's a bit weird but... I did it a lot as a teenager." Raph looked up at him with hopeful eyes. "Ok so it has something to do with your Christmas present but I won't spoil the surprise too much." Raph sat on the bench in his room. He was also uncomfortable with the current conversation but it was one that he could trust Casey to keep confidential. "Ok so what did you do?" He said.

"I had a lot of cyber sex..."

"Cyber sex? That sounds like something for Donnie not me." Raph chuckled looking up at Casey

"Let me explain. Have you ever heard of phone sex?"

Raph nodded "yeah. I like it but it always seemed so hollow."

"Well cyber sex it's like that minus the voices and you having to pay for it. Unless a girl just gives you her number then you can have all the phone sex you want. Without it being hollow." Casey smiled a little as raph thought about it. "Ok so you just say what you want to do to them and they do the same as you... You know...?" Casey nodded. Raph smiled a bit and stood up. Casey stopped before he thanked him. "This might also help with your social skills too. Like talking to people and maybe even developing a relationship?" Casey shrugged looking up at the large turtle. Raph's face went from a smile to a contemplative frown. "I don't think anyone is gunna go for me but maybe you're right. I'll try to get a fake pic and pretend it's me." He smiled wide. "No. Don't do that... How about we take a pic of you and put it through a paint filter and make it look like a painting instead? And if anyone asks you can just say you are a painter and thought your best work could be your profile picture" Casey and raph both laughed in agreement at the idea high fiving each other. "Man I can't wait to start."

After some time

The entire family sat around the Christmas tree. April, Casey, splinter, And the four brothers all began to exchange and open their Christmas gifts. Mikey received a plethora of different types of video games, Leo received a few books nothing too fancy and Donnie received a laptop, A new hard drive and a few new tools for his tinkering. Then it finally came down to Raphael. April looked at him and smiled warmly. "Raph, me and Casey were discussing your gift and we decided that you need to find a way to socialize, surf the web, and be able to move around while you do it. So we both scrounged up the last of the money for gifts and we got you these" she handed him two packages. One was a large rectangle the other one was slightly smaller. Raphael begin to open them up and upon looking at them he realized what they were when he saw the boxes underneath the wrapping were both white with gray apples on them. Raph looked up in excitement. "Dude you guys got me an iPhone and an iPad?!" They both nodded vigorously, April clapping and Casey wrapping his arm around her. "Wow… this is great! Thank you guys!" Raph said excitedly. Casey winked at him letting a small smirk play at the edges of his lips.

As all the the other turtles made their way to other sides of the lair, Casey sat with him showing raph all the good sites for him to "meet" new people. After showing him how to make a profile, he was ready for all kinds of debauchery.