Because friends that lend you plot bunnies during a severe writer's block DESERVE it, that's why!
(dedicated to chibichan610 at everyone at MGD forums who feed me) (I don't own YGO, or anything else. Period.)
(Jou's POV)
It was just another boring-as-hell gym class with Yugi and Tristan when I looked up 'cuz the teach had stopped yellin' 'bout some loser doin' somethin' I didn't really care 'bout.
And den dere was Kaiba. Asshole, CEO, billionaire, big brother... and sadly...
I kinda want him. Wait, scratch that, I REALLY want Kaiba! He's hot, I'll give him that. But that's it. He's sexy, that's all. I don't love him. 'Cuz that'd be more ridiculous than the time we were fighting and I ended up on top of him. (Don' ask, or I'll kill ya.) (Fuck, it was good!)
So, of course, the teach just loves him, 'cuz everyone does (except me!) and dat bastard gets off wit nothin'! No detention or anyting! Wat da hell?! If dat'd been me, I'da been yelled at all class, 'nd den a week a' after-school clean-up. Prick.
Now Tristan's tellin' me someting 'bout what we're doing in class today. But I ain't listenin' to him. Too busy thinkin' bout Kaiba. He's walking in the locker room now, and I just SWEAR that he's swingin' his hips like that to tease me. Bastard!
And I'm tunin' da next few minutes out, 'cuz Kaiba's gone and da teach is pairin' us up. Whatevah, probly just some weird exercise thing. I'll just partner with Tristan, and Yug'll find someone, like usual.
Wait, why are Yug and Tris standing next to each other... over there!?
Oh, crap. Everyone's already paired together.
"So, Jounouchi, I see you don't have a partner. We'll just have to put you with Mr. Kaiba."
Moneybags walked right out of the lockers when he said dat. Dat look is priceless on him. But damn, he still makes it look sexy.
No! Bad Jou! Don't go there!
Wait, what're we bein' partnered up for again, anyways?
Kaiba's standin' next ta me now. Arms crossed, and if I didn't want to die, I'd tease him about that pout. No, I'm not even kidding. Seto Kaiba is pouting. Fuck, I just wanna devour those lips!
Damn teach, shut up and let me oogle Kaiba!
Wait, he just said 'wrestling', right? Well, well... (Insert 'Evil!Jou' grin here)
"So, because Mr. Kaiba was late, and Jou is once again not paying attention, they will be first." Note to self: I love this teacher!
Kaiba's glaring at me, like dis is all my fault! So now I'm glaring back. Ha! Take that, smexy! Damn, Kaiba wins. His glares are just too hot for me! So I revert to my trump card: puppy eyes and pout.
It's really no wonder he calls me a dog, really, but I still don't like it!
As we're walkin' onta da mat, I see Yug' and Tristan whispering behind their hands and shooting me sympathetic looks. Dey don't know I'm looking forward to dis. Even if I end up on bottom, I'mma ENJOY dis. (Bet his fangirls wanna be me now, right?)
Now we're both in position (hehehehhehe, I said position...) and Kaiba's just staring at me. I like his eyes. They're all icy and emo. 'I hate the world, fck off or I'll call my bodyguards and dey'll stab ya' or something. I hear a whistle from somewhere, but I don' care.
And in two seconds I'm on mah back with Kaiba almost on top of me. It's incredibly tempting to let him stay there. But NO! I want to be on top. (Again! ) So I try to switch it up, but he's got me pinned by both his arms on mine, and a knee in mah stomach.
After a well-placed kick, I manage to flip us, so now I've got both his arms pinned. But...
My chest is pressed against his and I'm straddlin' him. Don't ask how dat happened, you'll jinx it. But it's nice. He's squirming underneath me (I'mma get a nosebleed all over him, damn it) trying ta get out, but I ain't lettin' him go. This is too much fun. 'Cuz he's blushing and 'is eyes just got darker, I think. Maybe it's the loss of blood to my head, or a shadow, but I swear dat look he's givin' me is... lust.
Wait, rewind. No. Way. Is Seto Kaiba givin' me dat look dat says 'Fuuuuuuuck. Me. Now!' Nope. Impossible. I'm goin' crazy, dat's it. But da material of da school shorts is pretty loose, and we both got a... problem goin' on. Our faces are two inches away, I swear, and he just licked his lips (I'mma get him covered in something else soon if he keeps dis up...)
Another whistle blows, and Seto pushes me off (yes, I called him Seto. Deal wit it.) And da entire damn class can see us. Lucky for us, dese shorts are loose and da class is way away from da mat. Seto's blushing like a schoolgirl (hmm... cute) and panting in such a manner that is so H. O. T. that I'm taken care of. Can't say da same for him, do'. I see him trying as everyone's walkin' closer, and it's just so damn funny. I'm waitin' to see what Moneybags'll do.
He opens one eye and gives me a look. I know Kaiba's looks well enough by now to know he wants my help. But, 'cuz he's a Kaiba, it comes out as more of a threat. 'Get me the hell out of dis mess or I'll get my bodyguards to stab you'. Psh, I shouldn't help dat asshole at all.
...Buuuuut, it'll get me alone wit him...
Da teach is only a few feet away now, think fast!
...uh...
OKAY!
(WHAP)
Why did I do that again? Oh, well. Hittin' Seto's kinda fun. Wait, he's choking now.
Hey, that's perfect!
I stand up quickly and get in front of Seto. "Hey, teach! I dink Kaiba's chokin', so I'mma take 'im to da Nurse's Office!" And before he can get closer or say anything, I've already got Seto out of dere and in da hall. He pulls his hand out of mine (meanie) and fast-walks ahead. Into the bathroom.
I'm grinning so evilly right now, even Bakura would be proud.
Mwuhahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (okay, so I gotta work on da laugh, but it's something!)
I follow him inside, and dat bastard's already in a stall. With the door locked. Damn. There goes Plan A. So, what's Plan B again?
Right. Wait for him to get out and den ravish him into oblivion. But I ain't got dat much patience. Damn! Plan C, work.
I command you to!
"Seto..." I knock on the door of da only locked stall and he only grunts in reply. Bastard. "Hey, Seto... Get out here!" Yeah, I'm a genius. I know. Da only ting he does is growl at me. Asshole.
Sexy asshole that I want. But still an asshole.
So I growl back, 'cuz I'm a dog and dat's what we do. Even if we're growlin' at a dragon, we're stubborn. "Moneybags, open dis damn door!" I pound on it a few more times for good measure, den hear some weird strangled groan. A couple coughs follow it. Weird.
Den da door opens and he's glaring at me, like he usually does. Wait, no, it's different. Dere's dat look again. Da one dat I know ain't lust.
He takes a step forward, and I take one back to let him out of da stall. It smells weird, I don't blame him for wanting out. Creepy school bathrooms. I neva use 'em. Seto takes another step forward, and 'cuz dis school is cheap and has tiny bathrooms, he's got me up against da counter. He's leaning forward, which makes me lean back against the tile wall.
Thank GAWD they got da cheap curved tops that don't dig into your spine when you're about to be molested by your lust interest.
Oh yeah, I said it. Seto's givin' me dat look, and it's definitely lust. He's gettin' even closer and damn it, there we both go again.
Thank GAWD also for the incessant sex drive of teenage boys.
Our noses are touchin'. We're just staring at each other. Now his hands are goin' up my back and in my hair, which feels so good, you don't even know.
And you never will. He's MINE, btch. (sticks tongue out)
Speaking of tongues, Seto's is lickin' his lips, and my mouth opens and my tongue is out and touching his. Both of us stifle moans at the contact. My eyes slide shut as our lips meet (finally!). I'm wrapping my arms around his shoulders ('cuz I want MORE contact and he's not that much taller than me) and we tilt our heads just so and da kiss gets deeper.
Somewhere da angels are singing 'Hallelujah'.
But we both pull apart when the door opens. Damn it, who da hell?
Oh. It's Yugi.
Meh, could be worse. I just so happen to know Yugi wants Yami like I want Seto. 'cept Yug's too shy to top. Me on the other hand... well, I'm not.
His big purple eyes get bigger (wonders of da world, dey are) and Yug just kinda stutters. He's blushing like crazy, and I'm reminded oh-so-subtly by Seto of our unfinished business.
"Uh, Yug? D'ya mind?" He just blinks and nods, den he's outta da room faster den a rabbit.
Seto grabs my chin and pulls me in harshly for another mind-blowing experience with our mouths. I know his eyes are closed, too, 'cuz our noses brush in da middle of making out.
Our hands are goin' crazy all over each other's bodies. Before I can get a coherent thought in my head, he's got both our shirts off (or did I do that?) and his mouth is on my neck, doing tings I can't even describe for da feelins. But, gah, it feels soooooo good...
Mah hands got a mind of dey're own, and now dey're on Seto's hips and my fingers are in da waistband of his stupid gym shorts. Fuck clothes, ya know dat? Dey're only ever in da way. Apparently he's thinkin' da same thing, 'cuz his hands are all over my legs and ass.
He bites down on an incredibly soft spot, which makes me whimper, den starts lickin' it, which makes me moan and shiver. Da air is cold, and his tongue is hot, and damn it, I want MORE!
So I push him off. Why, you ask?
Because I want to be on top, and at dis rate, he's gonna win. Screw da fact dat he's taller den me. I've just pushed him back into dat empty stall and locked the door behind us.
And 'cuz of the tiny place built for ¾ of a person, we're pressed amazingly close. I don't know how, but I manage to make him sit down on da closed toilet and sit straddling his lap. Let's just say it feels goooooooooooooooooooooood right here. No, better than that. It feels fantastic. My arms found his shoulders again, and lock behind his head, my fingers playing with his hair.
And we're making out again, his arms around my waist and on my lower back. He's running his palms and fingers up and down my exposed spine, so I do da same. Needless to say, there are results.
And I'm not gonna tell you da rest of what happened, 'cuz it should be obvious by now.
And yes, I did top...
The first time...
Five pages of smut for all you lovelies! hope you like it!
P.S. (spell check hates Jou)