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TEE HEE HEE!! You have reached the famous magician: HISOKA! I may be practicing magic, sleeping, or looking for my little Gon-chan right now. Please leave your message after the beep.
BEEEEEEEP!
You have got 9 messages
Message 1:
Hisoka, this is Kurapica, WILL YOU STOP SENDING THOSE PERVERTED AND SICK VOICE MESSAGES???? I m warning you! If I find ONE more of those messages, I will KILL you!
Message 2:
Dear magician Hisoka, please come to the show stage no.3 at 5:45 pm tomorrow for your next magic show. Sincerely, the magician company.
Message 3:
Hisoka, FUCK YOU!!!
Message 4:
Hello, Liang Liang! Business good? Me-... Huh?! Wait! Sorry! Wrong number!
Message 5:
Hisoka!!! I m Nobunaga, if I find another message from you talking about nonsense, I SWEAR that I will chop you into pieces!!!
Message 6:
Wahahahahahaha!! Action!!!!...
Message 7:
Hisoka, if I find one more of your piece of shit, you will never see the light again!
Message 8:
Hisoka, if you send me OR Gon any of your sick messages again, I m gonna tell aniki to tear you into pieces!!
Message 9:
Itsy bitsy spider...
(Voice in the background) what the hell is danchou doing?
(Another voice) he just banged his head on the lamp post outside our HQ
(The first voice) oh, I see...
Hisoka sighed; danchou banged his head on the lamp post...again! And what's wrong with the messages he sent? They were just a LITTLE sick and perverted... but there was good news! He gets to perform magic again!! And, forgetting about his voicemails, he started sending his only a LITTLE sick and perverted voice messages again...
hehe...hope you liked it! pwease review!