This is the next installment in my game show universe. It's based off of Dancing with the Stars. I've just gone through and redone parts of this story as when I originally wrote it I wasn't really inspired. I don't know anything really about dancing so I'm sure I've gotten dancing stuff wrong. Hopefully you all enjoy.

The Stars Are Dancing

"Brittany I'm not sure we should do this." Santana says as they sit in front of the TV watching old seasons of Dancing with the Stars.

"Come on it will be fun." Brittany says pouting.

"It's dancing though and you know I hate watching you dance with other people." Santana says grabbing their now two year old daughter who was running by.

"But I really want to show off my dancing skills." Brittany pouts giving her wife puppy dog eyes.

"Okay fine just stop with the eyes." Santana says.

"Thank you honey," Brittany says pulling her wife into a kiss.

"Yeah just remember I hold the right to beat up your partner if he hits on you or touches you in what I deem a non-dance way." Santana grumbles trying to keep her struggling daughter in her arms.

"Mami's overprotective isn't she." Brittany says taking Spencer out of her wife's arms.

"Hey," Santana says.

"Yes she is," Brittany says looking up and smiling at Santana.

Santana shakes her head as she watches how easily her wife calms their overactive daughter down and she's now asleep.

"How do you do that?" Santana asks.

"She's your daughter so she's just like you. And who knows you better than me." Brittany happily says.

"I'll call the Dancing with the Stars people to tell them we'll join this season cast." Santana sighs getting up.

"Thanks honey," Brittany says.

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"Hurry up San we need to see who our competition is." Brittany says glad that Spencer is sending the night with her mother and San's as her wife most likely will curse out the TV.

"Okay, okay I grabbed us some popcorn." Santana says sitting next to her placing a bowl of popcorn between them.

They find out that they will be dancing with, for Brittany it's Derek Hough and Santana it's Mark Ballas. Santana's already thinking of ways to threaten her wife's dancing partner. After that they find out that Brandi Glanville who is from the Real Housewives of Orange County is dancing with Valentin Chmerkovski. Jimmy Fallon need they say more is partnered with Cheryl Burke. Nick Jonas a singer is partnered with Karina Smimoff. Scott Sisick who's Kourtney Kardashian's ex-boyfriend is partnered with Anna Trebunskaya. Peyton Manning one of the best NFL quarterbacks is partnered with Emma Slater. Abby Womback the best women's soccer player is partnered with Tony Dovoani. The last contestant is Diana Taurasi one of the best basketball players in the WNBA is partnered with Maksim Chmerkovski.

"The only one I'm looking forward to meeting is Jimmy Fallon he's hilarious." Santana says. "The others I could care less about."

"I don't know who most of them are." Brittany says frowning.

"Don't worry honey I'll help you." Santana says kissing the top of her head. "Not that we'll really need to know who they are."

"Why not San?" Brittany asks frowning.

"Because we're going to kick their asses that's why." Santana says smirking.

"San," Brittany sternly says.

"What we are," Santana says placing the bowl of popcorn on the table. "Now I want to celebrate with my lovely wife."

"Sanny," Brittany giggles as her wife attacks her neck.

"What I want to take advantage of the fact that our daughter isn't here and we can have wild, crazy sex all over the house." Santana says smiling.

Brittany shoves Santana onto the couch and climbs on top of her.

"Now I like that idea." she whispers her fingers finding their way into her wife's pants.

"Shit Britt," Santana moans.

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"Welcome to this season of Dancing with the Stars. I'm your host Tom Bergeron and this is my co-host Erin Andrews." Tom says.

"And this season we have a very interesting group of nine celebrities competing. From a soccer star to a comedy god to a couple of reality stars." Erin says.

"Our judges are Carrie Ann Inaba, Bruno Tonioli and Julianne Hough." Tom says. "Now let's meet our first two celebrities who are the second married couple to compete on this show Brittany and Santana Lopez-Pierce."

"Britt do we have to do this?" Santana asks as they start getting filmed. "I don't like having them in our home, he's giving me weird vibes."

"It's fine Sanny let's just wait for our partners to show up." Brittany says kissing her cheek.

Santana grumbles something under her breath that sounds a lot like fuck them.

"Derek what are you doing here?" Mark Ballas asks.

"My partner this season lives here." Derek Hough says.

"So does mine," Mark says.

Just then Brittany opens the door smiling.

"Hi I'm Brittany," she says wrapping Derek up in a hug.

"Watch your hands Hough that's my wife." Santana growls walking over with Spencer.

"Hi I'm your partner." Mark says.

"I know," Santana says.

"Sanny be nice." Brittany says.

Back in the studio.

"Dancing first is Santana Lopez-Pierce dancing the salsa to "Hey Mama"." Tony says.

Santana struts out like she owns the place. Being of Latin descent she knows how to salsa. Her and Mark light up the dance floor gliding around. By the end Mark thinks she might actually hug him, but she doesn't.

"Well that was some dance." Tony says as they move to stand next to him.

"I'm a Latina what do you expect." Santana says rolling her eyes.

"Ignore her!" Brittany shouts from the balcony.

"So….." Tony starts before Santana cuts him off.

"Let's just get to the judges." Santana says.

"Carrie Ann," Tony says now scared of this woman.

"You danced beautiful my only thing is your feet sometimes they would start shuffling instead of gliding." Carrie Ann says.

"That was beautiful and very masterful. I'd hate to have to follow you." Julianne says.

"Marvelous the only thing is I agree with Carrie Ann on the feet. Clean that up and you'll do amazing." Bruno says.

Santana rolls her eyes as their shuffled up to Erin Andrews.

"So how is it having to compete against your wife?" Erin asks feeling sorry for Mark that he has to put up with this grumpy looking woman.

"So long as she's happy I'm happy." Santana says half cracking a smile when she sees her daughter sitting in her mother and mother-in-law's lap. "Now let's get to the scores so I can get back to making out with my wife."

"Carrie Ann,"

"Eight,"

"Julianne,"

"Eight,"

"Bruno,"

"Eight,"

"That gives you a very impressive score of twenty-four for the first week." Erin says.

"Yeah, yeah, yeah," Santana says ready to see her wife dance. "Now I want to see my wife dance."

"And with that our next dance is Brittany Lopez-Pierce dancing the tango." Tom says.

Brittany comes gliding out with Derek ready to show off her stuff. Her and Derek glide through their routine flawlessly. Derek makes sure that he holds Brittany at a safe distance so as not to get yelled at by Santana. Their last move is to lift her up and throw her. The whole place gasps as Brittany lands it flawlessly.

"Wow, just wow," Tom says as the hugging Derek and Brittany comes over. "That was some performance."

"I have a lot dance experience." Brittany says smiling and waving at Spencer.

"She was really fun to work with." Derek says.

"Now let's see what the judges have to say." Tom says.

"That was simply some of the best dancing I've ever seen. For this show or frankly any dance competition that was as close to perfection as you can get." Julianne says highly impressed.

"Magnificent, wonderful and stupendous." Bruno says. "Best dancing I've ever seen on this show."

"What more can be said you were perfect." Carrie Ann says.

"Thank you, I really love to dance so I'm glad that you all realized this." Brittany says smiling.

They walk up to Erin where Brittany runs into Santana's arms.

"Wow not only was that some performance, but that was some hello." Erin says as Santana and Brittany are currently lip locked.

Santana flips her off as she continues to kiss her wife.

"Is it always like this?" Erin asks Derek.

"Thus far yes," Derek says.

"Well let's just move on to the scores." Erin says.

"Julianne,"

"Ten,"

"Bruno,"

"Ten,"

"Carrie Ann,"

"Ten, but I wish I could give you an eleven."

"A perfect score, this has never happened on the first night." Erin says.

"Way to go baby," Santana whispers kissing her.

The rest of the couples go with Brandi and Valentin dancing the quickstep, scoring a twenty. Jimmy and Cheryl go next dancing the Samba, scoring a twenty-one. Nick and Karina follow them dancing the jive and scores a twenty. Scott and Anna go after that dancing the waltz and scores a eighteen. Peyton and Emma follow them dancing the jive, scoring a twenty-two. Abby and Tony are the next ones to go dancing the rumba and end up scoring a nineteen. The last pair to go is Diana and Maksim who dance the foxtrot and scores a twenty-two.

"Tomorrow we will have the results of who will get eliminated." Tom says. "Good night,"

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"Hello everyone let's find out the two couples who are up for elimination." Tony says. "First is Abby and Tony and second is Scott and Anna."

There's a huge pause before he continues.

"And this week our eliminated couple is Scott and Anna."