Sonic is © to SEGA. I made this because Christmas is close.
Everyone down in Station Square loved Christmas a—OH NO! The opening with the Grinch again……HOLD IT! STOP THE TAPE! We're not doing that! Let's just say that Knuckles was the only one ho hated Christmas.
"…Hm?" He recognized the first snowflake on Angel Island. "DAMN! That time of year again. I hate Christmas. BAH! Humbug! I have more important things to do than celebrate some giddy-as-a-little-schoolgirl holiday!" He heard a propeller in the distance.
A blue biplane landed. Out stepped hi two friends, Sonic and Tails.
"Merry Christmas, Knuckles!" Tails called. He was holding a square box. "Here you go!" He handed the present to Knuckles. He turned it down.
"Aw…C'mon Knucklehead! You gotta have at least a PINT of Christmas Spirit in you! I mean, Shadow even loosens up a little……And he's an emo!" Sonic tried to persuade.
"Do I look like an over-emotional black and red hedgehog to you?" Knuckles asked sarcastically.
"C'mon, Knuckles! You won't get a present from Santa with THAT attitude!" Tails said.
"There's no such THING as Santa Claus! The only thing that's REMOTELY like what they say he is is EGGMAN! I mean, how can a man the size of a hobo fit down a chimney!? There's no such thing as that fat drunkard!"
Tails gasped. "HE DOES TO EXIST! And he drinks MILK! Maybe he doesn't visit you because you left him alcohol or something!" Tails yelled.
"C'mon, Tails, let's go. Hey, Knux? Wanna come with? We were gonna watch some Christmas movies." Sonic offered.
"Bite Me." Knuckles answered. He scowled as Sonic and Tails flew off. "I've had enough. I'm going to make sure that there's never going to be a Christmas EVER again!" He took out his Shovel claw. "I haven't used these in a long time." He pulled them on, got his maximum heat Knuckles attack ready, and dug all the way to Station Square. "Now, where is this little movie night taking place…?"
To Be Cont'd……