"OH NESS!" Popo chimed in as he stuck his head in Ness' room. "You gotta get up! Breakfast is already!"
"...oh man..." Ness groaned as he got up, stretching his arms and looking at his pudgy stomach. "Being pregnant isn't easy..."
The young PSI powered human boy wanted to know what it was like to be a mom, so he asked Crazy Hand to turn him into one. Of course, with this being fucking Crazy Hand, it was probably not a good idea in hind sight. Couldn't he have just seen Master Hand instead?
Oh well, it was in the past, and now Ness had to get his adorable butt Back to the Future! Or at least, the present, for breakfast.
"I made your favorite - hamburgers!" Popo exclaimed, for he was picked as the 'father' by Ness specifically? Why? Oh, well... Ness always found Popo to be the cutest boy of all the Smashers... after himself, obviously.
"Boy, I can't wait." Stated Ness. Ness loved food, and he wouldn't stop at anything to gobble up a good burger... bloopity bloopity bloopity bloopity-
"All right, who's the wise guy?" Popo remarked as he was wondering what's for dinner - I mean, who was writing the story.
"...anyway, Popo dear, you wanna go see if the others want to have a match later?" Ness asked Popo innocently, holding his hands together.
"We can't... I mean, you're gonna have a baby soon!" Popo exclaimed with his hands on his head. "And I don't think I or Master Hand would be comfortable with you, well... fighting..."
Ness scoffed, waving his hands. "Please. I'll be fine. When was the last time I got into trouble?"
Popo lowered his eyes. "When you got yourself stuck in the vault."
"H-hey, that was baby fat!" Ness snapped back as he blushed, feeling embarrassed as he puffed up his face cheeks.
Popo just shrugged as he kept on making more pancakes, for him to enjoy alongside Ness.