AUTHOR'S NOTE

Yep... Soccer! It's my favorite sport!
I've been playing Head Soccer lately. You should get it, it's an awesome app.
I really have to stop constantly making stories and focus on one.
In this case it's two or three, so take a guess... Really indulge yourself.
I should get to this already.

There are Four winners...

There is a 1 v. 1 match-up...
Three goals to win...
The loser... dead...
The winner spins a wheel to decide how to kill the loser.
Either they enact it... Or the host...
And now (WITHOUT ANY FURTHER DELAY) onward!

The first match-up was
| Luigi | VS. | Capt. Falcon |

Next match-up!
| Falco | VS. | Lucas |

Round One-
FIGHT!

"May the best fighter win." Capt. Falcon stated.
"That's me, by the way!"

"For the Mushroom Kingdom, bitch!" Luigi stated.

"Kickoff you little maggots!" Was said by the host and a bomb dropped down.
"The first one to three wins! Oh and I would be dying to win" He said as he started to laugh evilly.

"Why?" Luigi asked.

"BECAUSE THE LOSER DIES!" The host shouted when gasping for breath after laughing.

"Woah! That's extreme, even for me!" Capt. Falcon exclaimed.

"Okay Ego Extremo." The host said.

"NOBODY DISRESPECTS ME!" Capt. Falcon shouted in anger.

||| Match Start. |||

The bomb was sitting there when Luigi kicked it.
It went straight in. Then another bomb fell down- except this one red.
The last one green. Capt. Falcon falcon-kicked it a big bloated blue bomb fell down.
It was bigger than than Bowser.

"Holy crip, it's a crapple!" Luigi said.

The Captain ran towards it when Luigi tripped him.

"By the way, you ARE allowed to use your hands!" The host said.

Luigi picked up the bomb and threw it in.
Then a golden-blonde color bomb dropped down.

"Something isn't right about that one." Falcon said."Take a guess."

"Uhh, Z. 4. Q, and the Batman symbol." Luigi told him.

Then a girl emerged from the bomb.
She wore pink and gold colors, and her hair was a slightly light blonde.

"Fuck off boys." She said as she scored the final goal for Luigi.
"Your welcome Ass-Mustache." She said as she walked away... disappearing out of sight.

"SPIN THE WHEEL!" The host shouted.

Luigi spun the wheel as it landed on Reverse Bear Trap.
A reverse bear trap fell onto the field.
He placed Falcon on the loser wall.
Then ejected his helmet in which he replaced with the trap.
In five minutes Falcon's mouth was cut open which looked like a ravine.
Blood was all over Luigi. He seized victory against the most feared fighter.
He was proud. He took out a dagger and looked into the barely alive Falcon's eyes and placed the dagger in his pocket.
He started to walk away when he turned back halfway across the field. He swiftly ran back and put his hand into his chest and ripped his heart out.
To finish the job Luigi crushed his heart leaving the Captain lifeless...

Round Two-
FIGHT!

A spiked ball fell from the pipes.
Falco swiftly ran around and kicked the spike.
It went in, not much seconds after the round started.
Then after kickoff Lucas used PK Magnet to attract the spike, but the plan backfired when one of the spikes from ball went into his head.
He was lifeless instantly.

"Y'know. You are very lucky." The host said.

"It's that I'm lucky, it's that he is a dumbass." Falco replied walking back into the Smash Mansion.

"Come back later... There will be blood..."