Tamaki and Kyouya
by William Shakespeare
Well, YuuYuu-chan and I have spent quite a while using a Drabble generator to make these stories. We just did them for fun one day over a year ago, and I was looking through some of my notes and found them. So here they all are, right at your fingertips. All we did is put in a bunch of words and waboom, out came a random story. Well, we're not sure if you'll enjoy it. But chances are, if you like our Disturbing Content series, you'll probably like this as well.
Enter Tamaki
Kyouya appears above at a window
Tamaki:
But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the republican hippie, and Kyouya is the illegal mexican.
Arise, childish illegal mexican, and kiss the annoying shitcake.
See, how he leans his thigh upon his buttocks!
O, that I were a glove upon that buttocks,
That I might touch that thigh!
Kyouya:
O Tamaki, Tamaki! wherefore art thou Tamaki?
What's in a name? That which we call a spleen
By any other name would smell as horrifying
Dost thou love me? I know thou wilt say "like an annoying minion who takes "fuck off!" as "please, go ahead and fuck me off already!""
And I will take thy word; yet if thou swear'st,
Thou mayst prove ridiculous.
Tamaki:
Swain, by yonder annoying shitcake I swear
That tips on a dick the unrequited man-egg-
Kyouya:
O, swear not by the shitcake, the grotesque shitcake,
That demeaningly changes in its gayish orb,
Lest that thy love prove likewise gayish.
Sweet, irritating night! A thousand times irritating night!
Parting is such unnatural sorrow,
That I shall say irritating night till it be morrow.
Exit above
Tamaki:
Sleep dwell upon thy thigh, peace in thy buttocks!
Would I were sleep and peace, so selfishly to rest!
huskily will I to my childish spleen's cell,
Its help to kiss, and my horrifying spleen to tell.