A Meeting…Uh Oh…

Disclaimer: I don't own any of the YuYu Hakusho characters. I only own my OCs.

Hiei walked through the crowd of horny people. He was going to his usual spot in the club. What was he doing in a club? Well, it's like this.

Flashback

Hiei was annoyed as hell. He was in Club of the Deadly, Shadowed Death (called "Shadows" for short), and really didn't like it one bit. Not only had he needed to release his pent up anger, but he was in a room full of horny people! He really needed to get away from Kuwabara's stupidity or else he might have done something he regretted. Not that he would mind Kuwabara dead, but they needed him for relieving stress. He looked at all the humans in the club in disgust. They were practically doing it in public. Suddenly, a human whore sauntered up to him.

"Hey darling, ya wanna dance?" The slut with blonde hair and way too much make-up purred out in what was supposed to be a seductive voice. To Hiei, it was one of those really bad, overly-sweet whines. She started to play with her hair in what was supposed to make her "cute". She smiled a sickening, sweet smile which made Hiei want to gag and throw up.

"…Hn…No…" Hiei bit out in his cold voice. He now noticed that she had a LOT of perfume on. It was killing his nose! She ignored his tone and pouted. She latched onto his arm and started to whine. She batted her eyelashes at him and tried the puppy eyes. To him, she looked like a grandma wearing a bikini (Me: shudder That is one really bad image…) He wanted to kill her for touching him, but it would cause too much of a scene.

"Awwwww, I know you want me," She whispered in his ear as her hands traveled over his chest (he doesn't have his cloak on). "Come one. I know how to give you a good time…" Hiei shuddered in repulsion. He ripped his arms out of her grasp, and looked for a way to get out. Suddenly, he saw a place that actually had an aura with no arousal! He quickly walked away and maneuvered himself through the crowd to a darkened corner where he could investigate who these people were.

When he got to the table in the corner, he observed the humans, out of the corner of his eye, with rising curiosity. There were about nine girls that were in their early twenties, and seven boys around the same age. He noticed that two of the girls didn't have partners, but that did not concern him. All of them were talking about random things, but it suddenly to a wrong turn…a VERY wrong turn.

"Gods! Look at all the whores! There even more of a slut than you Tokiko!" A tall man in black said in amusement to a girl in really tight clothes. He was slim with light colored hair and blue eyes. He was well-muscled and at least 6'2. The girl he was talking to scowled. She had very wavy, black hair that he held in a ponytail. She had really big racks with a small waist and curvaceous hips and legs. Her outfit consisted of tight, leather black with a belt adorned with chains. The shoes she wore were black VANS, and her shirt was a tight red tank top. She was exceptionally pretty. It looked like she was about to reply, but another one of the girls cut her off.

"WHAT! Look at all the PORN! What are you looking at Kagoki!" the one with long black hair screeched in shock. She was wearing a black, jean skirt with chains hanging from the belt loops. She had on a clingy, black tank-top with a black choker. Her hair was in a high ponytail that reached the top of her butt. She had gentle curves and her legs were perfectly shaped with high heeled slippers. She was 5'6 (Hiei is 5'11 because he had a growth spurt). She was also quite pretty, but to Hiei, she was drop-dead HOT!

"WHAT THE HELL, YUKI!" The girl in camouflage pants screamed as she pounced on the hot girl, now identified as Yuki, and took her into a choke hold. This woman had really wavy brown hair with a black shirt that said, "Yeah…Whatever…" on the front. She was only about 5'4 so she was short. Yuki, on the other hand, was looking like she was having the time of her life. Laughing her head off like there was no tomorrow. Everyone else watched in amusement. The only ones that weren't really amused were the innocent looking one and the short haired one.

"Oh, please stop it, Kira! You might hurt each other!" The innocent looking one cried out in worry. She had black hair that went to her shoulder blades and was really skinny. She had a cute face with big brown eyes that stared innocently at everyone. She had on a pink shirt with light blue jeans, very simple if I might add. The short haired one was really annoyed.

"What's your friggen' problem! Ahhhhhhhhh! You're so damn peverted!" The other one bit out in annoyance. She had short, black hair that went to the middle of her neck, and it was curled outwards at the ends. She was quite skinny as well, and she looked the most Japanese out of all of them. She had on a maroon camasil with a dark blue, jean mini skirt.

"Ahhhhh, come on, Aiko! Lighten up! Live a little! Be free like the living monkeys, and the bottled up goldfish, and the caged bird! You must be free like the turkey on the dinner plate lest you die!" The really tall one said dramatically to the woman now known as Aiko. She was skinny like Aiko but had bigger hips and stood at least about 5'11. She was wearing a black camasil with a jean skirt that was pleated at the ends. Her hair was black and oddly, it had red roots, and she had blue-green eyes making her look a little off. Everyone had HUGE sweatdrops on their foreheads. Kira even stopped choking Yuki to look at the woman.

"Sachiko…You are sooooooo weird…" Yuki muttered out in utter disbelief. She looked up at Kira. "And you're psycho…" She was pulled into another choke hold from Kira. She started laughing again at the predicament.

"I prefer UNBALANCED!" Kira bit out an angry voice. She tightened the choke hold on Yuki, but she still kept laughing.

"Fine, fine! You're unbalanced!" Yuki laughed out heartily. Kira still didn't take the choke hold off.

"I prefer WACKO!" Kira roared in anger. Everyone had another huge sweatdrop on their foreheads. The funny thing was Yuki was still laughing.

"Fine, wacko!" She said through her laughs.

"Psychotic!"

"Flippy."

"Crazy!"

"Unbalanced."

Five Minutes Later

Everyone was laughing their heads off. Kira and Yuki had been arguing about what to call each other, and it was hilarious. Even Hiei, in his dark, little corner, was trying hard not to laugh. It hadn't been so hard to keep a blank face in centuries! He quickly got up and maneuvered his way to the door. When he got out, he had this huge smirk on his face; it was very close to a small smile. He decided that he would come back whenever he could to "observe" the group. "Damn that girl was hot…" he thought to himself. It never occurred to him that he just thought that, and he didn't think twice about going back.

End Flashback

Now, he took his usual spot in the corner. Over the time he had spent watching them, he had found out the rest of he groups names and personalities. There conversations were usually about what was going on, and it would usually take drastic turns. They could be talking about school, and then someone would hear what someone said and it would come out so wrong. They could say "What are you doing in ceramics?" and someone would whip around and say "What! Why is it so graphic!" Their conversations were totally off.

Tokiko was a total perv. She could take just about anything wrong. She stood about 5'7. Her boyfriend was Koryu. He was about 5'10 with black hair and hazel eyes. He was a bit of a wimp, but that was only with Tokiko. He would stand up to anyone who bad mouthed him or any of his friends. It was like they balanced each other out. Basically, ying and yang.

Another on of the girls was Neko. She was very pretty and preppy. She liked AIM and Xanga, and also liked her boyfriend, Kokuyo. She was a bit of a whiner and usually had a lot of guy problems. She stood at about 5'7 with long, straight, black hair that fell to her mid back and cat green eyes. She had normal curves and was pretty skinny. Her and Kokuyo would always fight and break it off, but the next time they put together, they'd start making out and be all lovey-dovey. Kokuyo was an okay guy in looks and in personality. He was about 5'11 and had brown hair, brown eyes, was well-muscled, and stylish. He was a bit possessive, but he was cool. He hated whores, but was also a real pervert.

Suki was a total virgin. She was innocent and sweet and stood at about 5'5. She was a bit dense at times, but it made her all the cuter. Her boyfriend was Hanaru. Hanaru was hot by girl's standards. He was not to skinny, but he was lean. He had hazel eyes, and his body was well-honed as well. He was really sweet and gentlemen like when Suki was around, but when she wasn't, he was a full blown pervert. He was 5'8.

Koharu was also a pervert. She had slightly bushy, brown hair that went to her shoulders. Her eyes were a light brown and she also had a normal figure of gentle curves. Her height was 5'7. She also had a boyfriend, and his name was Keiichiro. Keiichiro was a gentleman. He wasn't all that perverted, but he could be at some times, especially when he got drunk. He was well-muscled and lean. He stood at about 5'11.

Aiko was soooo not perverted. She really didn't like pervertedness, but she hung out with the group anyway. She hung with them because they were funny, understood her, and were her friends. She was 5'7 with blue eyes. She was more of a wild dresser. Her boyfriend was Kagoki. He was more of a formal kind of person. He was the tallest out of the whole group. He was perverted, but not as bad as the rest of the group. He was actually more practical. He also loved sports.

Sachiko…SHE WAS CRAZY! She was always dying her hair, and she dyed her hair so much that she even forgot what her natural hair color was! She was smart, but had no common sense what-so-ever. She would do anything…almost anything…for a laugh, and she made a total fool of herself doing it. She was the tallest out of all of the girls. She was never one to be normal, but she tried sometimes; failing miserably every time she tried. Her boyfriend was Kage. He was an odd one. He had white hair and dark, purple eyes. His body was perfectly sculpted, and he was calm and neutral. It was amazing how he could put up with her.

Kira…she was…PSYCHOTIC! No, she was not crazy, she was psycho, or to her tastes, "unbalanced". She would always be the one choking or causing Yuki pain. Her favorite attack was the choke-hold and the strangle-your-neck. She really needed help, but that's how they liked her, psychotic. She was okay once you got to know her. She was the shortest out of all of them.

Usagi was way to preppy. She totally looked African American with her hair made of braids that curled at the end and stayed together. She was shaped like Tokiko, but she wasn't that perverted. She was also the exact opposite in personality. She loved to talk, read, and be happy all the time. She didn't like people who weren't nice and had a boyfriend named Kyo. Kyo was a sweet guy. He was no were near perversion, but he could be at some times. He was an Italian with dark skin, and a nice body. He and Usagi would always make out.

The last of the group was Yuki. She was a girl with long, black hair, and a nicely curved composition. She was kind of evil, but she could be nice at some times. Her personality was weird. She could be perverted, then calm, then abnormal, then back to calm. She was definitely multi-personalities. She would either wear baggy pants with a girl's t-shirt, or a skirt with a girl's t-shirt. She would flirt, but she never got serious.

The thing he noticed the most was that all of them wanted her to dance. She always said that she didn't want to, but he saw the longing in her eyes. He saw that she wanted to dance, but she wasn't going to. He wondered what held her back.

"Come on! You've gotta show us your moves!" Tokiko complained loudly to Yuki. Yuki just shook her head sadly. She really wanted to, but she didn't. She thought she was gonna embarrass herself. Her eyes wandered in his direction, but passed right over him.

"Darn…" Tokiko sighed dully. Suddenly, she got this evil idea. Yuki seemed to notice this and started inching away slowly…very, VERY slowly. Tokiko called Neko, Usagi, and Koharu over and started whispering earnestly to them. Ever now and then they would look up at Yuki and have this raccoon-like expression. She new they were up to no good and slowly slipped off the seat. Suddenly, they split and went their separate ways.

"Thank God!" Yuki sighed in relief. She quickly went back to looking at all the people dancing. Her eyes took that far away look again and she sighed in longing. Soon, Usagi and Koharu decided to keep her company. Hiei watched as the longing faded from her eyes because of the distraction. His eyes were drawn away from her with the sound of approaching foot steps. He turned his head just in time to see the two girls, Tokiko and Neko, sit down across from him, blocking his view of the Yuki. They smiled coyly at him and had this mischievous look in there eyes.

"Well, hello, Mr…Jaganshi." Tokiko greeted him with girlish charm. He glared at her, wondering how she knew that he had a Jagan eye. He simply turned his head away from her in a silent rejection. She simply ignored it and kept talking to him.

"As you most likely already know, I am Tokiko and this is Neko. We were wondering if you could do us a favor." Tokiko asked lightly while Neko waved cheerily at him. He flinched at the cheeriness in her wave. He still decided to ignore them. Tokiko and Neko started asking him irrelevant questions until he decided to snap their heads off.

"Don't you have better things to do than make idle chats with me?" He questioned in a cold voice. They looked at him in shock, but did shut up. He turned his head away and tried to sink back into the shadows, but they would hear none of that. Neko quickly stood up and grabbed his arm. She had been patient enough.

"Look here, Mister! We come here all nice, and you come around and give us the cold shoulder! What the hell's up with that! You could at least try to be nice!" Neko hissed out like an enraged cat. Tokiko sighed and grasped Neko's arm lightly, telling her to let Hiei go. She looked him over once and finally got to the point.

"Look, we need a favor. My friend, Yuki, doesn't want to dance. We know she can dance it's just that she won't let any of us convince her to get on the dance floor. We really know that she wants to dance, but I dunno…she just won't." Tokiko explained while holding back a furious Neko from scratching Hiei up. He looked at her in boredom, but there seemed to be a bit of a spark in his eyes. Tokiko asked to sit down so that they could explain the plan to him, and he merely nodded. They sat down and Neko started talking about the plan.

"Well, basically, the plan is to get her to dance. We need a good partner for her to dance with, and you seem like the perfect candidate." Neko stated in a calm voice. She looked him over in and sighed in approval. He growled in annoyance. Don't get him wrong, he would love to dance with her, but his damn pride was in the way.

"Why am I the perfect candidate? Why can't one of your men dance with her? I'm sure they would be adequate enough." He bit out icily. The two women sighed in resignation and explained in more depth about why he was the perfect candidate.

"You are the perfect candidate because you are by far the strongest of all of our men. She would wear them out too easily. You are a youkai and can stand up to her ferocity. Her velocity is great and if you want a beating, you can go to her. She shows no mercy in battle or on the dance floor. Except for when her intuition says so. Her number one rule, "The strong survive, the weak fall. You must be strong mentally and physically to rule. Friends are family, family are friends. If you risk your life, you risk it for them." Neko stated calmly. Her eyes were glazed over…almost as if she had experienced this rule personally. Tokiko draped a comforting arm over her shoulder, and continued for her.

"It also seems that you have taken an interest in her, and she in you. She also isn't one to fall for the nice gentlemen type. She needs someone who will stand up to her so that she doesn't get bored or dulled. She needs someone who is honest and will truly care for her. She needs someone that will be open about their feelings and only speak the truth to her." Tokiko said gently. She looked at Neko and gave her shoulder a small squeeze. She snapped out of her trance and smiled slightly. Hiei looked at them is shock. For once, his face portrayed shock. They had pointed out everything he had kept secret from even the Detective! Even from the fox! How'd they figure it out! Suddenly, he heard them laugh. He glared at them and growled menacingly. The girls merely ignored it and laughed even louder.

"How…Did You…Find…OUT!" He growled out in anger. The girls wiped the tears from their eyes and looked at him in all sincerity.

"Don't worry. We didn't look at your mind or past. We really figured it out from Yuki when she figured out you were the one stalking us at the club. We judged you from your aura. We all know you work for the toddler to." Tokiko said earnestly. Hiei searched their eyes for any guilt or lies, but he found none. He sighed out loud and agreed.

"I will help you with this irritating plan." Hiei agreed in annoyance. The two girls squealed in delight and told him the plan. Soon after, they drug him over to the table to start their flawless plan…hopefully.

Sooooooo...whadya think? I think this story will be filled with humor, pervertedness, and love. Just to let ya know the pairings are:

Hiei/Yuki

Kurama/Botan

Yusuke/Keiko

Please R&R! Thank you so much for reading my stories. I really don't think I'm that good. Thank you for putting up with my crap!