Disclaimer: --sigh-- I still dont own HP...
Me: Ladela...Simone look at me...er...us...We're gonna go on a choo choo train! CHOO CHOO! –runs around the house--
Simone: um...okay...--grabs wand out—Anyways shut up...You're gonna make a fool of us on our first day!
Me: Uh......Dude...I hate to break it to ya but you do KNOW we're still home and magic ain't allowed outside idiot.
Simone: Damn you're not stupid enough...--puts wand back in pockets—Anyways cant wait till we will be able to wear our uniforms...SKIRTS! –grins— By the way....How do you know about the No magic thingy?
Me: --has a horrid look on face and screams with a high pitch scream as soon as Simone mentions the word SKIRTS—nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Um...my ma' told me bout the magic thing...apparently I'm one of those things called pure bloods...how bout you? PSH!
Simone: Oh great now you're obsessed with the word 'PSH' and I am a pure blood stupid
Me: Duuuuuuuh of course I am! Anywaaaaaays cooooooooool. . . . PSH
Parents: HURRY UP GIRLS! NOW! I need to teach you how to teleport threw the fireplace!
Simone and me: WOAH!
This is how our adventure at Hogwarts started. We had no idea what was going on when we both received letters saying that we were accepted into Hogwarts Witch and Wizarding School. At first we both had thought it was a big joke cause for 15years of our life (Simone's case 16) We both had thought we were muggles. It turns out Hogwarts had a little bit of misunderstanding...They knew we were purebloods...but they thought we were dead....Rather Ironic eh? We had a tutor come to us and teach us what we had missed over the years. Our principal...er...Headmaster, Albus Dumbledore thought it was a good idea to put me in the same year Simone considering we were in both the same situation (about mistaking us for muggles). So I am supposed to pretend I am 16 when I arrive at my new school. I would be put in 6th year like my friend Simone. Simone, she is SMART so smart erg fucking bitch!! –glares darts at her while mumbling 'smart ass'--
Anyways let me continue from when we somehow teleported from my house to London...Some place called Diagon Alley...Oh yes...I forgot...I'm Michelle! And She's Simone –points to Simone--..We're Canadian...Eh!...oh...is it a little too late for that? Heh...anyways...
Michelle:--with a crazy look—LETS DO THAT AGAIN!
Simone:--cough—uh...dust!...aww look at the SQUISHY BABY!!! –tries to run but stopped from parents – NOOOooOoooooooooooooooooooooooo
Michelle: riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight...
Note to self: keep Simone away from babies.
Simone:--glares knives to Michelle which actually stabs Michelle—
Michelle: Sorry Idiots don't die –cheesy grin—
Simone: Damn
Michelle: BUT THAT HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURT!!! –cries (well at least tries)—
Simone: Psh!
Me:OH MY GOD YOU-Y-Y-YOU B- --notices parents are there—B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B....BLUE PERSON! YOU STOLE MY WORD! –Spazzez out—
Simone: --coldly—Whatever
Parents: Okay girls let's go to the platform
Michelle and Simone: Fine
Michelle: --calms down—Anyways....Don't we need tickets to get on the train?
Parents: Oh yes –both of our Parents pass us our own tickets—
Simone: Platform 9 and three-quarters? There's no such thing as that...
Parents: You'll see.
SOON
Parents: Okay...All you do is run into the wall BUH BYE! –leaves—
Michelle: Oh great they left us...
Simone: Yah...They left me with YOU!
Michelle: --shrugs—
--Simone runs threw the wall somehow—
Michelle:--still on the other side—Woooooooooooaaaaaaaah!....—runs threw and crashes into Simone on the other side—Ow...
Simone: Ow...
Random Narrator: So our two BELOVED girls crash into each other and continue walking...What will happen in the train? Dance Naked and find out!
A/N:Okay yep this is my story so far...cluck cluck chaka chaka REVIEW!