Tohru and the 7 Zodiacs
Disclaimer: I don't own Fruits Basket or Snow White and the Seven Dwarves...
Tanuki-san: This will be in script format because it is cute! Please
forgive my crazy story and be nice with your reviews. Basically, the fruits
basket gang is putting on a school play! I'm going to try to make it cute.
Here are the parts...
Tohru= Snow White (that part was hard to think up (*Sarcasm*)
Yuki= Prince Charming One
Kyo= Prince Charming Two
Momiji, Shigure, Ayame, Hatori, Kagura, Kisa, and Haru= The dwarves...or
chibis...they will be chibi...I like chibi better....
Momiji: Hooray! I get to be chibi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kisa: *blush* Kawaii...
Shigure: *Laughing loudly* BYA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!
Kyo: Why does Yuki have to be a prince too?
Yuki: I wouldn't be talking. You're not dignified enough for this part.
Kyo: YES I AM!!!! @#%*&@~!!!!!!
Kagura: STOP YELLING!!!! *bangs Kyo*
Tohru: um....we should start...
Tanuki: *threateningly holds up a clown hat and a pop tart* STOP BEING
WEIRD!! START THE PLAY!!!!!
*Everyone gets quiet and sets up the scene*
~SCENE ONE~
Tohru: Oh I'm being wasted away by my evil step mom. Oh woe and pain....And
sadness...and not very cuddliness *Tohru checks the script and continues as
she wipes the stage with her rag* So I must clean with this rag. And the
rag is green and green is bad. I don't like cleaning with a green rag.
*Tohru looks hesitantly at her script, then continues cleaning in silence*
Kyo: *from offstage* What the @#%&? Who wrote this lame script?
Tanuki: I did! I like it!
Kyo: It has nothing to do with snow white at all!
Yuki: Maybe we should make this up as we go...
Tanuki: How about one scene of my script? Please?
Kyo: *looks at a glaring Kagura* .........................Fine................
Tanuki: *Peace sign* Hooray! I win!!!
*Akito enters and glares at the script*
Akito: I am the wood cutter. I shall take you to the meadow by order of the
evil queen (Hana-chan) and there I will kill you. Only you're not supposed
to know that I'm going to kill you because you'll run away if I tell you...
Yes and I will kill you with a knife and hide your body....somewhere
hidden...Only pretend you don't know that...
*Akito leads Tohru off*
*Kyo and Yuki enter*
Kyo: *glare* Prince Kyo is here to save the princess because I'm cool.
Yuki: *sweat drop* Oh princessy save day. It is time to save the princess.
Kyo: (this script is so lame) Hark. Yonder. I am using old english. The
wood cutter is in the meadow with Tohru...I mean Snow White.........
Yuki: *reluctantly looks at his wrist as if looking at a watch* Time to
save Snow White....Yes I shall win...
Kyo: WHHHHAAAAATTTT!!?!?!?!? I'M SAVING TOHRU!!! Oh...*stares at a demon
tanuki* Avast my rival! I shall win Tohru's blood pumping heart. pause
dramatically with your head bowed.
Tanuki: NOOOOOO!!! WRONG!!! *runs over knocking down scenary* You don't say
the stage blocking! BAKA!!!!!!
Kyo: IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOUR SCRIPT STINKS!!!! I DEMAND A NEW SCRIPT!!!!!!
Tanuki: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Yuki: Next scene....
~SCENE TWO~
Tanuki: Next Scene!!!!
Tohru: La la la la la. I am singing on stage... only this is a play and
I'm not supposed to break character...
Akito: rarrr... bad guy with a knife attack...
Tohru: *fake scream* Oh...I am frightened...cry and throw a tantrum...etc....
Akito: Yes. Stabbing knife but you're the princess so I don't want to
kill you...so I shall replace your dead body with a potholder so the
queen won't notice.......
Kyo: WHAT THE #%$* DOES A POTHOLDER HAVE TO DO WITH A DEAD BODY?????
Tanuki: Dead bodies are too violent...
*a poorly painted card board house is moved on stage*
Tohru: oh look. A house where someone lives but I'm not supposed to
know that...So I'm going to walk in and fall asleep.
Kyo: *walks out* Snow white... let's get married. I love you.
Yuki: *runs up too* Don't listen to him. I love you more than life
itself, Snow white.
Tohru: ...
Kyo: NYAWWWWW!!!! YOU #%@&(*%!!!!!!!!!!!! DON'T YOU DARE SAY THAT TO
SNOW WHITE!!!!
*the boys begin to fight. Tohru trips and falls onto the guys. They
both immediately turned into animals*
Kyo: meow....
Yuki: ......
Tohru: GOMEN! GOMEN! I RUINED THE SCENE!!!!!
Yuki and Kyo: S'al right.
*The boys glare at eachother and start fighting again*
Tohru: um...
Shigure: *now among the audiance* Ah! A young bishoujo!!! Hello miss.
I write novels you know.
*Shigure is punched and he rejectedly walks onto the stage. Tohru
pretends to sleep on a bush*
Shigure: *in tears* .....I am a chibi and this is my house...but you can
stay here
*Kagura and Hatori stand there refusing to say their lines*
Kisa: *blush*
Ayame: HA HA HA HHA HA HA HA!!!!!! TOHRUKUNCANSTAYINMYBED!!
(translation: Tohru-kun can sleep in my bed) HA HA HA HA HA!!!!
*Ayame is bombarded with tomatos and leaves the stage laughing*
Haru: ...Kisa...take cover....
*the audience goes crazy until Tanuki comes and throws a magic marker
at the cardboard house*
Tanuki: SHUT UP!!!!!!!! *everyone shuts up*
~SCENE THREE~
Tohru: This is fun living here with the chibis.
Shigure: yes...*snvl*
*Kyo throws a book at Shigure from back stage*
Kyo: Stop with the crying! That girl would hate you anyway.
*Shigure starts bawling and Tanuki has to comfort him because she
thinks he's cute*
Tohru: Ummm...My one wish is that a prince will come marry me because
even though no one asked me I wanted to say that because I am a
princess and princesses must marry princes....
Ayame: I'll be your prince, Tohru-kun. *kisses Tohru*
Tohru: *pale and sweating* ............
Ayame: I was that good, eh? Yummy!
Tanuki: YOU'RE RUINING MY SCENE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE CHIBI ISN'T SUPPOSED
TO KISS THE PRINCESS.
Tohru: Ayame-san.....
Ayame: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!! *talking fast*
THEGLORIOUSFLAVOROFTOHRUKUN'SLIPSOHOHOHIT'SSOGOODTHEBEAUTIFULTOHRUKUNCH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! (Translation: The glorious flavor of Tohru-kun's
lips. Oh. Oh. Oh. It's so good! The beautiful Tohru-kun!!!
CHAAAAA!!!!)HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Hana-chan: *walks out to Ayame and stares at him*
Ayame: YEEEEEEKKKKK!!!!!!! *Ayame hops away*
Tohru: Tanuki-san? Isn't the queen supposed to give Snow White a
poisoned apple?
Hana: ...........I ate it..........................
Tanuki: I guess the scene is ruined....just go to the next.
~SCENE THE LAST ONE~
*Tohru is lying in a coffin*
Tohru: I am dead so I'm not supposed to be talking but Hana ate the
apple so I have to make up an excuse on how I 'died'....um....
Shigure: *walks up to Tohru and whispers in her ear*
Tohru: Oh! I got killed by a rabid animal such as a rabid deer...yes.
*Kyo and Yuki enter*
Kyo: *pushes Yuki out of the way* I get to give the life giving kiss to
Snow White! MOVE!!!
Yuki: You wouldn't dare touch Tohru-chan's lips!!!
Kyo: NANI!??!?!?!? *takes a step, interlocks legs with Yuki and falls. So
does Yuki*
Yuki: WAHHH!!!!!
Kyo: CHAAAA!!!!
*they both fall on Tohru, unconcious and transformed*
Tohru: Oh....I guess I have to give the life giving kiss now.
*Tohru slowly picks Yuki up and kisses his forehead. Then she lifts up Kyo
and kisses his forehead*
Tohru: *huggles them* KAWAII!!!
Hatori: .........pointless........I have work............*leaves*
Kagura: YOU KISSED TOHRU!!!! EEEKKKKK!!! *hits an unconscious Kyo*
Kyo: OWWW!!! ....*blush* Arigato...Tohru-chan....*Kyo stalks off*
Yuki: Tohru-chan....*blush* *hugs Tohru's knee*
*Yuki transforms back on top of Tohru*
Tohru: YYYEEEEEEKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!
Yuki: GOMEN!!!!!!!!
*Yuki gets off immediately, gets dressed, and leaves blushing*
Tanuki: ....Play over...
Shigure: ^_^ TANUKI *squeaks Tanuki's ears*
Tanuki: Bishounen! *hits Shigure lightly on the head*
Shigure: *victory sign*
Haru: ....The end....
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Author's note: Don't hate me or flame me because this was crazy and in
script form. But please feel free to leave positive reviews. Arigato.
Anyway, I hope you liked this. Thanks to Kougakisser-Ayameflamer for the
main idea for this fic. (Ayameflamer doesn't mean Ayame from fruits
basket..the Ayame from Inu-yasha) HOORAY FOR POINTLESS FICS!!! Ja ne
Disclaimer: I don't own Fruits Basket or Snow White and the Seven Dwarves...
Tanuki-san: This will be in script format because it is cute! Please
forgive my crazy story and be nice with your reviews. Basically, the fruits
basket gang is putting on a school play! I'm going to try to make it cute.
Here are the parts...
Tohru= Snow White (that part was hard to think up (*Sarcasm*)
Yuki= Prince Charming One
Kyo= Prince Charming Two
Momiji, Shigure, Ayame, Hatori, Kagura, Kisa, and Haru= The dwarves...or
chibis...they will be chibi...I like chibi better....
Momiji: Hooray! I get to be chibi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kisa: *blush* Kawaii...
Shigure: *Laughing loudly* BYA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!
Kyo: Why does Yuki have to be a prince too?
Yuki: I wouldn't be talking. You're not dignified enough for this part.
Kyo: YES I AM!!!! @#%*&@~!!!!!!
Kagura: STOP YELLING!!!! *bangs Kyo*
Tohru: um....we should start...
Tanuki: *threateningly holds up a clown hat and a pop tart* STOP BEING
WEIRD!! START THE PLAY!!!!!
*Everyone gets quiet and sets up the scene*
~SCENE ONE~
Tohru: Oh I'm being wasted away by my evil step mom. Oh woe and pain....And
sadness...and not very cuddliness *Tohru checks the script and continues as
she wipes the stage with her rag* So I must clean with this rag. And the
rag is green and green is bad. I don't like cleaning with a green rag.
*Tohru looks hesitantly at her script, then continues cleaning in silence*
Kyo: *from offstage* What the @#%&? Who wrote this lame script?
Tanuki: I did! I like it!
Kyo: It has nothing to do with snow white at all!
Yuki: Maybe we should make this up as we go...
Tanuki: How about one scene of my script? Please?
Kyo: *looks at a glaring Kagura* .........................Fine................
Tanuki: *Peace sign* Hooray! I win!!!
*Akito enters and glares at the script*
Akito: I am the wood cutter. I shall take you to the meadow by order of the
evil queen (Hana-chan) and there I will kill you. Only you're not supposed
to know that I'm going to kill you because you'll run away if I tell you...
Yes and I will kill you with a knife and hide your body....somewhere
hidden...Only pretend you don't know that...
*Akito leads Tohru off*
*Kyo and Yuki enter*
Kyo: *glare* Prince Kyo is here to save the princess because I'm cool.
Yuki: *sweat drop* Oh princessy save day. It is time to save the princess.
Kyo: (this script is so lame) Hark. Yonder. I am using old english. The
wood cutter is in the meadow with Tohru...I mean Snow White.........
Yuki: *reluctantly looks at his wrist as if looking at a watch* Time to
save Snow White....Yes I shall win...
Kyo: WHHHHAAAAATTTT!!?!?!?!? I'M SAVING TOHRU!!! Oh...*stares at a demon
tanuki* Avast my rival! I shall win Tohru's blood pumping heart. pause
dramatically with your head bowed.
Tanuki: NOOOOOO!!! WRONG!!! *runs over knocking down scenary* You don't say
the stage blocking! BAKA!!!!!!
Kyo: IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOUR SCRIPT STINKS!!!! I DEMAND A NEW SCRIPT!!!!!!
Tanuki: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Yuki: Next scene....
~SCENE TWO~
Tanuki: Next Scene!!!!
Tohru: La la la la la. I am singing on stage... only this is a play and
I'm not supposed to break character...
Akito: rarrr... bad guy with a knife attack...
Tohru: *fake scream* Oh...I am frightened...cry and throw a tantrum...etc....
Akito: Yes. Stabbing knife but you're the princess so I don't want to
kill you...so I shall replace your dead body with a potholder so the
queen won't notice.......
Kyo: WHAT THE #%$* DOES A POTHOLDER HAVE TO DO WITH A DEAD BODY?????
Tanuki: Dead bodies are too violent...
*a poorly painted card board house is moved on stage*
Tohru: oh look. A house where someone lives but I'm not supposed to
know that...So I'm going to walk in and fall asleep.
Kyo: *walks out* Snow white... let's get married. I love you.
Yuki: *runs up too* Don't listen to him. I love you more than life
itself, Snow white.
Tohru: ...
Kyo: NYAWWWWW!!!! YOU #%@&(*%!!!!!!!!!!!! DON'T YOU DARE SAY THAT TO
SNOW WHITE!!!!
*the boys begin to fight. Tohru trips and falls onto the guys. They
both immediately turned into animals*
Kyo: meow....
Yuki: ......
Tohru: GOMEN! GOMEN! I RUINED THE SCENE!!!!!
Yuki and Kyo: S'al right.
*The boys glare at eachother and start fighting again*
Tohru: um...
Shigure: *now among the audiance* Ah! A young bishoujo!!! Hello miss.
I write novels you know.
*Shigure is punched and he rejectedly walks onto the stage. Tohru
pretends to sleep on a bush*
Shigure: *in tears* .....I am a chibi and this is my house...but you can
stay here
*Kagura and Hatori stand there refusing to say their lines*
Kisa: *blush*
Ayame: HA HA HA HHA HA HA HA!!!!!! TOHRUKUNCANSTAYINMYBED!!
(translation: Tohru-kun can sleep in my bed) HA HA HA HA HA!!!!
*Ayame is bombarded with tomatos and leaves the stage laughing*
Haru: ...Kisa...take cover....
*the audience goes crazy until Tanuki comes and throws a magic marker
at the cardboard house*
Tanuki: SHUT UP!!!!!!!! *everyone shuts up*
~SCENE THREE~
Tohru: This is fun living here with the chibis.
Shigure: yes...*snvl*
*Kyo throws a book at Shigure from back stage*
Kyo: Stop with the crying! That girl would hate you anyway.
*Shigure starts bawling and Tanuki has to comfort him because she
thinks he's cute*
Tohru: Ummm...My one wish is that a prince will come marry me because
even though no one asked me I wanted to say that because I am a
princess and princesses must marry princes....
Ayame: I'll be your prince, Tohru-kun. *kisses Tohru*
Tohru: *pale and sweating* ............
Ayame: I was that good, eh? Yummy!
Tanuki: YOU'RE RUINING MY SCENE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE CHIBI ISN'T SUPPOSED
TO KISS THE PRINCESS.
Tohru: Ayame-san.....
Ayame: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!! *talking fast*
THEGLORIOUSFLAVOROFTOHRUKUN'SLIPSOHOHOHIT'SSOGOODTHEBEAUTIFULTOHRUKUNCH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! (Translation: The glorious flavor of Tohru-kun's
lips. Oh. Oh. Oh. It's so good! The beautiful Tohru-kun!!!
CHAAAAA!!!!)HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Hana-chan: *walks out to Ayame and stares at him*
Ayame: YEEEEEEKKKKK!!!!!!! *Ayame hops away*
Tohru: Tanuki-san? Isn't the queen supposed to give Snow White a
poisoned apple?
Hana: ...........I ate it..........................
Tanuki: I guess the scene is ruined....just go to the next.
~SCENE THE LAST ONE~
*Tohru is lying in a coffin*
Tohru: I am dead so I'm not supposed to be talking but Hana ate the
apple so I have to make up an excuse on how I 'died'....um....
Shigure: *walks up to Tohru and whispers in her ear*
Tohru: Oh! I got killed by a rabid animal such as a rabid deer...yes.
*Kyo and Yuki enter*
Kyo: *pushes Yuki out of the way* I get to give the life giving kiss to
Snow White! MOVE!!!
Yuki: You wouldn't dare touch Tohru-chan's lips!!!
Kyo: NANI!??!?!?!? *takes a step, interlocks legs with Yuki and falls. So
does Yuki*
Yuki: WAHHH!!!!!
Kyo: CHAAAA!!!!
*they both fall on Tohru, unconcious and transformed*
Tohru: Oh....I guess I have to give the life giving kiss now.
*Tohru slowly picks Yuki up and kisses his forehead. Then she lifts up Kyo
and kisses his forehead*
Tohru: *huggles them* KAWAII!!!
Hatori: .........pointless........I have work............*leaves*
Kagura: YOU KISSED TOHRU!!!! EEEKKKKK!!! *hits an unconscious Kyo*
Kyo: OWWW!!! ....*blush* Arigato...Tohru-chan....*Kyo stalks off*
Yuki: Tohru-chan....*blush* *hugs Tohru's knee*
*Yuki transforms back on top of Tohru*
Tohru: YYYEEEEEEKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!
Yuki: GOMEN!!!!!!!!
*Yuki gets off immediately, gets dressed, and leaves blushing*
Tanuki: ....Play over...
Shigure: ^_^ TANUKI *squeaks Tanuki's ears*
Tanuki: Bishounen! *hits Shigure lightly on the head*
Shigure: *victory sign*
Haru: ....The end....
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Author's note: Don't hate me or flame me because this was crazy and in
script form. But please feel free to leave positive reviews. Arigato.
Anyway, I hope you liked this. Thanks to Kougakisser-Ayameflamer for the
main idea for this fic. (Ayameflamer doesn't mean Ayame from fruits
basket..the Ayame from Inu-yasha) HOORAY FOR POINTLESS FICS!!! Ja ne