FTAS Chapter One: The meeting
"Do you know why all of you are here?"
No response.
"You are all here because the village or organization you are in has deemed you as a failure. Whether it is from being an overly energetic person, a killer, or just plain annoying, all of you are here for similar reasons." He paused.
"All of you WELCOME TO THE FNT (1) SCHOOL. I, IBIKI, WILL BE YOUR TEACHER AND PRINCIBLE."
After Ibiki left, Anko stepped in.
"OKAY ALL YA BRATS. GO FIND OUT ABOUT EACH OTHER. CLASS DISMISSED!", she yelled.
'…'
"YOSH!", yelled a certain loud blonde.
"IM UZUMAKI NARUTO, DATTEBAYO!"
'…'
"Well shut the fuck up, you loudmouthed fuckin ass", yelled Hidan from the back.
"THAT IS NOT VERY YOUTHFULL OF YOU! I, AM THE BEAUTIFUL GREEN BEAST OF KONOHA, ROCK L-"
"OH FOR GOOD NESS SAKE, SHUT UP, LEE", called out a pissed Neji.
"Hey, where'd Anko go?"
"OOOO MY BEAUTIFUL SAKURA SAN IS HERE TOO? LET US BE YOUTHFUL TOGETHER!", Lee shouted, blowing kisses at her.
"HELL NO!", yelled Sakura, dodging the hearts floating towards her.
"Shut up or I'll kill you all", said Garra menacingly, the sand from his gourd trickling out slowly.
"Like Hell you can, un. I'll just blow you up first, un!", said Deidara, nodding his head and reaching into his pockets for clay.
"OH MY GOD IT'S THE AKATSUKI", yelled Karin. "HIDE ME!"
She hid behind Sasuke, who was staring off into space, trying to ignore what was happening.
"HEY IM A MEMBER OF THE FUCKING AKATSUKI TOO BITCH. NOTICE ME EARLIER YOU DUMB FUCKED RETARD."
"Shut up Hidan or I'll kill you. Why would leader waste a $10.00 admission fee on this crap anyways", mumbled Kakuzu.
"YOU CAN'T FUCKING KILL ME YOU STUPID ASSHOLE. IM FUCKING IMMORATAL. I'LL KILL YOU AS A SACRIFICE TO JASHIN."
Kakuzu and Hidan proceeded to beating each other up in the corner of the room, while everyone edged away from the bloody, cussing fight.
Naruto stared at the other corner, at the person Karin was trying to now molest. Tears began to form in his blue eyes.
"SASUKE! YOU CAME BACK! YOU ARE NEVER GONNA LEAVE AGAIN. IF YOU LEAVE AGAIN, I SWEAR I WILL DRAG YOU BACK, BUT I WON'T LET YOU EVER LEAVE AGAIN! I SWEAR ON IT CUZ THAT'S MY NINJA WAY!"
"Hn", replied Sasuke, trying to shake Karin off.
"TOBI! HELP ME KILL THE SHUKAKU, UN!"
"BUT TOBI'S A GOOD BOY! TOBI CAN'T KILL PEOPLE!" tears fell out of the hole in his orange mask.
"SABAKYU SOSOU".
"ARG WHAT THE HELL, YOU GREEN MAN EATING PLANT? STOP TRYING TO EAT MY-"
"Penis?", Sai said smiling.
"NO I MEANT HEAD YOU DIRTY IDIOT"
Meanwhile, Choji was eating a bag of chips in the center of the room and Shikamaru was napping next to him, thinking, 'Mendokusei' (2)
MY THOUGHTS SECTION
(1) Failure Ninjas Training School
(2) Troublesome
Yea, so this is the first Chapter of Failure Ninjas Training School. Hopefully by the time I; done, it won't turn out to be some piece of trash found at the bottom of all my files XD. And if there are any spelling or grammer mistakes, sorry about that.