A Tandem Story
Based on a real school assignment done by two kids.
A/N : I will do one of these for several different characters (I hate flames, and I will personally reply to them very angrily)
"Now students, we will be doing something called tandem story, where I will pair you up and you will write paragraphs back and forth, for instance I may write the first paragraph and… hmm… Neville may write the second and then we keep switching off until one of us feels it is the end of the story"
"now the first partnership is Lavender Brown and Draco Malfoy, several students may be asked to write more than one, Begin!"
Lavender: Draco, you are so HOTT!
Draco: umm, you know what how bout we just write the end and finish this story?
Lavender: Nonsense! Anyway ok let's start. Ok so once upon a time there was a totally hot guy named Draco! And he asked this totally pretty girl named lavender to the Yule ball!
Draco: Soon Draco's no good fucking father came and blasted lavender to smithereens! And allll her blood oozed out:)
Lavender: then Draco cried for his love and his tears brought her back to life, and her blood went back in. :)
Draco: Yes, but then he realized she had drugged him, and abounded the stupid fan girl
Lavender: DRACO! That's really mean! You jerk...You sexy jerk!
Draco: you bitch!
Lavender: You Bastard! Drop Dead Malfoy!
Draco: S-H-U-T U-P …stupid fan girl
"Mr. Malfoy would you care to explain why Ms. Brown has left the room crying?"
"umm, she….um..err…"
"ok, Mr. Malfoy I assume you need a new partner now."