the big bad bee fanfiction
Barry's POV
Barry meets Bejesus Beejesus Bee Jesus
One time, Barry, a religious bee, was praying to Bee Jesus and he asked him for help on seducing Vanessa. "Dear Bee Jesus, help me get laid. From Barry" Suddenly, Barry's friend Adam came. "Dude, you are really pathetic. Hey could you stop spreading your lameness everywhere, I need to have sex tonight dude. Ha ha ha ha" Adam flew away. Barry prayed to Bee Jesus again "Dear Bee Jesus, kill Adam. From Barry."
"Hahahahahahahahhahaahhahahhaa hhahahahahahahahahahahhaha, Barry is such a virgin dork." said Barry. Adam kept flyong until a truck was in his way. Then he went in the truck through the Driver's Mouth." "hey." said a mosquito. "Who are you?" said Adam. "I am Fem Mooseblood" said Fem Mooseblood. "Grr. I was hoping you were a dude so we could bang. Oh well." "Don't worry." said Fem Mooseblood. Fem Mooseblood transformed into Mooseblood. "I am all man now" said Mooseblood. So then we had sex
Bee Jesus came from the sky. "I heard your prayers"
Adam's POV
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHH" screamed Adam. "What have you done to me?" Adam was bleeding everywhere and looked all kinds of nasty. "I just gave you some of my Special Mix, it was supposed to turn you into a Macho Man." said Mooseblood. Adam lied laid in a pool of blood, dead.
Adam is Dead.
Barry's POV
"Thanks for killing my Best Friend, Bee Jesus. Now I will get laid?" said Barry. "Not yet," said Bee Jesus. "First you must defeat the 7 Deadly Bees. They are evil." said Bee Jesus. "Okay" said Barry.
next time it will be vanessa's pov