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A green hedgehog with ice blue eyes was walking in a forest. He didn't know where he was going, but he didn't care. His girlfriend just dumped him, and he wanted to get his mind off of her. Just how would he do that, though? Then, he heard a noise behind him. Since he's not one to be scared easily, he just kept on walking. Of course, he didn't know he was about to be attacked.
"GET OFF OF THE PLANET!" an angry hedgehog yelled before jumping on the green hedgehog, and pinning him to the ground.
"I wasn't doing anything, Shadow!" the green hedgehog replied.
"Save it, Scourge! I know just as well as you do, that you are going to do something evil again!" Shadow said.
"Get off of my back!"
"NO!"
"I'm not doing anything bad! I'm just taking a walk! My girlfriend just left me! Leave me alone!"
"Quit your whining. I can see why she left you, you selfish hedgehog."
"Why do you have to be cruel to me, Shadow?"
"Because you're against Sonic, and I'm on his side."
"But you two aren't even friends. Why do you attack me if I was once a part of him?"
"Because you are nothing like him."
"You two aren't friends, so why side with him?"
"At least he works for a good cause unlike you."
"I work for no one but myself!"
"See? Selfish."
"I can see you know nothing about Sonic."
"Where did that idea come from? Of course I do!"
"Do you know who he likes?"
"Amy?"
"It's one-sided. She loves him, but he doesn't love her back."
"Why does it matter that I know who he likes if it's not relevant to my interests?"
"See? You know nothing about him."
"Do you know who he likes?"
"Of course! In fact, it's the only thing we can agree on."
"Do you two ever talk?"
"Sonic and I? No. We're complete enemies. There's no getting around that."
"Then how do you two agree?"
"The one we like doesn't have a dark side. He's really something, though."
"Wait… did you just say, 'he'?" Shadow got off of Scourge, and the evil, green hedgehog stood up.
"Why so shocked?" Scourge smirked. "Sonic and I are gay. Who cares? You said it wasn't relevant to your interests anyway." Scourge turned away from Shadow, waiting for him to fall into his trap.
"B-but the only guy that I know of that doesn't have a dark side is…. me…." Shadow blushed. "A-am I the one you two like?" Shadow asked nervously.
"Correct~!" Scourge said.
"W-why?" then, in a split second, Scourge crushed Shadow's body up against a nearby tree, and kissed him roughly for a few seconds. Shadow struggled to break free when he finished.
"Sonic and I have always been attracted to you. We want your sexy body and everything that comes with it! The one thing we can't agree on is who gets to claim you, and you bwill/b be mine!" Scourge picked Shadow up, and slung the ebony hedgehog over his shoulder, keeping a tight hold on him.
"No! Stop! HELP!" Shadow screamed, hoping that Sonic would come to his aid.
"Quit screaming, you big baby! Nobody's coming to help you, now. Chaos Control!" Scourge said. With that, they were whisked away to Scourge's house immediately.
"No…. I'm too late!" Sonic said when he reached the place in the forest he had heard the screams coming from. "Scourge must've taken Shadow! I have to rescue him! But first, I need Tails' help!" Sonic ran from that spot back to his house, where he and his best friend Tails stayed together.