Hey again! Well I got the idea to write this fic by reading other fics such as Bad Dreams? by Air Tsukiko and Love for the Akatsuki by DarkSacredJewelXoX.

Disclaimer: Sadly, I don't own Naruto :/ But I do own the plot of this story :D

Summary: After Sakura joined the Akatsuki, she has to share a room with Hidan, the sadistic Jashinist. She decides to find some way to get back at him for teasing her sexually and calling her 'Bitch'. She was going to have a lot of fun teasing this man. And boy, Hidan doesn't know he's in for the long haul.


It was a lovely day in the Akatsuki base kitchen. Well it was, until..."Hidan, would you please get your FUCKING HANDS OFF MY ASS!" You could hear her scream throughout the whole base. "Fine Bitch," said the Jashinist. Now his hands travelled to her round hips as he grinded into her. Sakura let out a growl of annoyance. "I didn't tell you to put them somewhere else on my body! Now get the fuck off of me!" He chuckled and whispered in her ear, "I know you fucking like this, Bitch." A light blush dusted over her cheeks. 'That sadistic bastard! How dare he fucking touch us, even if it does feel good. We're no one's sextoy,' her inner Sakura hissed. She tried to get away, but he took advantage of the position and bent her over so her ass was sticking out. He ground the front of his hips harder into her backside. Squeaking in surprise, the blush on her cheeks deepened in color.

'Let's have a little fun with this shithead,' she thought. It was the perfect plan to get him back at his own game.

She decided to arch her back and let a soft moan escape her light pink lips. 'Now I've got him,' her mind mused. Now, she started grinding her ass against him and wrap her arms around his neck behind her. He could hear her heavy pants escape, which distracted him long enough for him to release his hands from her hips to -Ahem!- readjust his situation.

She took this opportunity to escape back into her room, much to her "luck", shared with Hidan. 'I'll just lock myself into the bathroom. He wouldn't dare come in. Ugh I feel so dirty now, well nothing that a shower can't fix.'

Turning the shower on, she turned the dial to hot. After the water warmed up, she stripped herself of her clothing and jumped into the shower. During her shower, she thought of ways she could tease that bastard. Lost in thought, she didn't hear the door being knocked on softly. But she did notice when the door was smashed in.

That tore her away from her thoughts. She pulled the shower curtain aside and cursed. "What the hell are you doing in here." He had that evil grin plastered on his face now. 'Well we're screwed.' her inner said bluntly. "Goddamn it, I asked you what the fuck do you think you're doing in here," she growled.

He took a step forward towards the shower, discarding the cloak he had on. The next step, he took off his pants. 'Oh, FUCK!' she tried throwing a bar of soap at his face. She missed his face by a foot. "Damn," she muttered. Now, he took off his black boxers, causing the pinkette to blush madly, as her eyes travelled down from his grinning face to his now excited situation. But when her gaze lingered from his face down, she couldn't resist looking at his sexy sculpted body. She felt herself getting wet, but that wasn't from the shower.

He suddenly appeared right in front of her peeking face that was out of the shower. When he did this, she got a good look at his 8 pack. She timidly looked up at him. His plum colored eyes were gazing at her jade orbs. They were filled with lust. He smirked.

"Well are you just gonna fucking stand there all day or what? Make some room, Bitch." She scowled at the name. "Get out of here you dick," she said. "I'd rather not. But I'd much rather have it in you instead of out in the humid room," he purred.

The next thing she knew, she was pinned against the shower wall. The vision of Hidan having water slide down his gorgeous body made her weak in the knees. She heard him say, "I'm gonna get you back for what you fucking did to me today." That smirk was so irresistible, yet very annoying at times. She couldn't help herself. The next thing she knew, she had crushed her lips to his in an open mouth kiss. She moaned when she felt his tongue clash with hers. He had a citrusy taste to him that made her want more of him. He took the opportunity to wrap his hands around her waist, pulling her against his body. Their bodies fit together perfectly. Sakura wound her arms around his neck as he deepened the kiss. Soon, the kiss became more passionate, and eventually, very needy. When his hands squeezed her ass, she gasped and threw her head back. This wasn't like it was in the kitchen. No, this was absolute pleasure, a teasing pleasure. And she wanted more of it, and more of him.


Well I thought that would be a good place to stop XD this is my second lemon and my second favorite pairing :D So tell me if you like it and if I should or shouldn't continue. If you have any ideas for the story, I'd love to hear what they are :D Please review and I welcome any criticism!