Link was once again on an epic quest to save Hyrule and the beautiful princess what's-her-face. The chick with the elf ears, that bitch. He rode his trusty horse at top speeds, racing dangerously close to the edge of a cliff. The castle was starting to come into sight. "Almost there…wish I would've taken a shit before saving the day."
Just then, Iron Man landed right in front of them. "What the hell?" Link yelled. The horse came to a quick stop, causing the young hero to fly off her back, and towards the cliff. He rolled off, but luckily grabbed a hold of the ledge. "I think I shit myself...ahhh...but at least my horse is safe…"
"Not for long." Iron Man responded, picking up the horse with ease and throwing her over the edge, to her certain death.
"HORSEY!" Link screamed in anger. He then pulled himself back up onto the ground. He ran full speed at the strange man, Master Sword in hand. He knew his trusty sword would do the trick… but it shattered upon impact. "Oh, fuck me..."
"No thanks." Iron Man then blasted Link off the cliff and watched as the hero hit multiple ledges on his trip to the bottom. "I am Iron Man and that whore Zelda can save herself for once." He finally said before flying off.