Conversations with Pai

by Fangirlgonesupernova

So apparently Ryou made a machine that connects my world to another world where people write stories about me. Well, not me, I'm just the extremely unpopular Mew Mint. So let me tell you about Pai. He's so cool and uncaring right? Wrong, he's a nerd and a weirdo. Don't believe me? Let me tell you some stories about him and his brothers, you'll agree with me soon enough.

1. Chapter 1

I own nothing~

Chapter one;

Zakuro told me that there's an alternate universe where people read stories about us. And Ryou made a machine that can connect the two universes together via the internet. So I, Mint, have decided to tell you all about the weirdest alien there is.

You know, I always thought that Kisshu was the strangest Ikisatashi. That's their last name, as I learned today. Being the blue mew that never is the center of attention makes it to where he never noticed me, so I've had plenty of opportunities to spy on him. He watched over Ichigo all day, and hugged random cats.

But today, when the aliens returned, I was introduced to the fact that Pai is the really weird one. We went through work like usual, Pudding doing her tricks, Lettuce messing up, Zakuro and Ichigo actually working, and me of course being yelled at for sitting and then being forced to wait tables. Then the aliens showed up after we finished the workday. Kisshu hugged Ichigo, Pudding tackled Taruto, normal stuff, but Pai had shown up too. He just rolled his eyes and sat down next to Zakuro.

"So you came too?" I asked. He just looked at me.

"Yeah, so?"

"Why? I thought you hated us!" I retort.

"I don't hate you, I just think you and Ichigo are annoying."

"That's still not a reason."

"I don't see why he wouldn't." Lettuce replied. I started to get into an argument over why the heck Pai would come to Earth; after all, he's not exactly on the best terms with us. This lasted about fifteen minutes until Pai said something.

"What?" I asked.

"I don't know why I came, I just felt like it."

"And that's a good reason?"

"Well that and I was avoiding this stalker chick."

So in the first day I learned that Pai is a huge nerd, Zakuro is too, and I think they like each other. Why in the world couldn't he be a jerk so I could have a reason to hate him? No, he has to be nice. I'll get the others to help me with this, I'm sure they'll have something to say about him. Until next time, ~Mint.