How the wizard of oz (Should have ended)

I Own NOTHING!!!


Dorthy: Oh now I'll never get home! (Sob)

Lion: Uh it's OK Dorthy you can stay here with us, we love you

Dorthy: Oh but this will never be like Kansas.

Tin man: Wait, What about Kansas Is worth going back to?

Dorthy: Wait, Why would you ask that?

Tin man: Because you just insulted our home for a gaseous dust infested Sahara of the USA.

Dorthy: Hey don't call it that! I LIVE IN THAT GASEOUS DUST INFESTED SAHARA OF THE USA thank you very much!

Tin man: Yeah and i live in this place that doesn't compare with the gaseous dust infested Sahara of the USA, so what does that say about my home?

Dorthy: HEY all I'm trying to say is that i miss my home and my family OK (CENSORED)

Lion: Oho! a swear word!

Dorthy: Suck it up you (CENSORED) didn't you just get a metal proving that your not a pussy?

Scarecrow: uh Dorthy maybe we should just focus on finding a way to get you back home OK?

Dorthy: Uuuhhgh fine.

Tin man: Look there's someone who can help you!

Good witch: Hello Dorthy.

Dorthy: Oh good Can you help me get home?

Good Witch: Why you've always had the power to go back home.

Dorthy: Come again?

Good witch: You've always had the power to go back home.

Dorthy: Your telling me i could have always gone home?

Good witch: Yes you could have left as soon as you got the ruby red slippers.

Dorthy: WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME BEFORE!

Good witch: Well i wanted to teach you a lesson.

Dorthy: YOU (CENSORED)! YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO TEACH ME ANY THING! IM NOT A CHILD YOUR NOT MY MOTHER!

Tin man: Uhh Dorthy i think that you should...

Dorthy: SHUT UP! ok, WITCH tell me how to go home and god knows it had better be pretty be complxed of i'm gonna (CENSORED).

Good witch: all you need to do is click your heels together three times while chanting 'there is no place like home'

Dorthy: (clicks heels three times) I WANT TO BE A WITCH! (Explodes and turnes into a witch) (Clicks heels together again) I WANT THE OTHER EVIL WITCHES TO BE ALIVE AGAIN!

Every one: OH (CENSORED)!

the evil witches now allied with dorthy kill every one and rule the world of oz with an iron fist still to this day...


Dorthy: Why would you do this you make me look like a foul mouth evil witch at heart.

Illia01: Cause, you are

Dorthy: you know what, i'm going to kill you!

Illia01: Ahh review! PLEASE!