The Misadventures Son Gohan
Chapter 1: Of Robbers and Saiyans
It was barely 6 in the morning, a typical morning in the mountains. Tranquility, peace and silence filled the land until one little boy decided to be a makeshift alarm clock for his older brother. "GOHAN!" The young boy shouted while jumping on his older brother's stomach, but he simply just slept. "GOHAN!" he cried again, but still no response. "GOHAN! MOM HAS BREAKFAST READY!" As the last words left the small boy's mouth the large boy stood up swiftly and unintentionally launched his little brother into the wall. "Oops, sorry Goten!" The small boy rose up and brushed the dust and bits of the wall off and simply gave a huge smile. "Well, time for food!" The large boy became a blur, kicking up dust and dashed into the kitchen and sat down, drool forming a waterfall at his mouth. "So Gohan, ya finally decided to get up? Goten was callin you for a good fifteen minutes! I don't have to remind ya what today is do i?" Gohan scarfed down only a quarter of his breakfast and looked up realizing it was that day. "First day of public school?" His mother simply nodded and said "At least ya didn't go forgettin bout it!" Gohan swallowed his food. "Yeah mom I know. But why? The entrance exams were all stuff I learned when I was only 9." Chi-Chi simply sighed.
"Gohan I know ya have been getting schooled at home, but look at ya! 17 and still no friends your age!" Gohan knew he was beat. His mom was right, he never had friends his own age, and his only friends were Piccolo, Krillin, and Trunks. Some socializing never hurt. "I'm going to get ready. Do I take nimbus or can I just fly on my own?" Chi-Chi pondered, and finally sighed and said "Jus' fly yourself. It'll be quicker. But don't go an' get yourself spotted! We don't need the reporters houndin' us!" Gohan nodded, yes he technically was on the news, but that was at the Cell games 7 years ago, not to mention he was transformed into a super saiyan and all the cameras were destroyed in the fighting with all the high energy levels not to mention ki blasts. With that in mind he gave his mom a kiss on the cheek, Goten a Hug and flew off to School in the far off Satan City.
The city was close to being on the other side of the world, at least from home. Gohan rarely ventured into the city preferring the silence of the mountains to the loudness of the city but even then it was to Metro West to visit Bulma and the noise was nonexistent, save the sounds coming from the gravity room, inhabited by Vegeta and on Occasion Trunks. But this was a new city, unknown territory. Flying thankfully gave him a bird's eye view of the city and could see the school building. Orange Star High, supposedly one of the toughest schools in the world, looked rather low key. The entrance exams were described by the proctor as "brutal and mentally strenuous" but were finished by a certain half saiyan in a mere 5 min. And was accepted instantly. On his way he heard gun shots, though he swore to not do anything too crazy, he just couldn't let innocent people die in something so pointless, he had seen enough death at the hands of his psychotic alien uncle, Vegeta, Freeza, and Cell. This he would never stand for. He chose a close yet dark alley way, put down his bag and checked for anything that would be revealing in regards to his identity, the student badge was on his shirt, he removed it, and placed it in his bag. With that taken care of, he transformed. His hair changed from his usual black to yellow. His eyes went from black, to green, and his demeanor changed to a serious one. He flew into the direction of the shots and noticed cops kneeling behind squad cars, guns pointed at a large man, who appeared to be 90% muscle. With a revolver pointed at an elderly man who was apparently his hostage.
"My demands are simple! Give me 800 billion Zenni and 48 kilos of pure Cocaine! I know you donut dipping bastards have more than that in your "evidence" locker!" Gohan was puzzled, police officers holding a crap ton of drugs? 800 Billion Zenni? Who was this guy and why was he holding that man hostage? The SWAT team tried to move closer, but the man barked "YOU MOVE ONE STEP CLOSER AND THE MAYOR GETS HIS BRAINS SPLATTERED OVER THE WALL!" Gohan gasped, the mayor being held hostage, this seemed like a tv show, but it was real, an innocent man is being threatened by a low life and can very well die. "All right! It's show time" And with that Gohan charged forward and was holding the barrel of the very revolver aimed at the mayors head. Stunned the thug, said "What the hell?" and was immediately punched in the face and kicked in the chest by an enraged half saiyan. The thug was stunned, blood was pouring out of his nose and mouth, down to his knees at the mercy of a pissed off Gohan, and he simply spat on him "In prison, I hope you get hell." The man tried to crawl away, but was picked up one handed, and placed next to the prison transfer van. "Here's one more guest for you" And flew back to the alley. As he left, a yellow helicopter with SATAN on the side landed and a Black haired girl only a little bit shorter than Gohan emerged. She surveyed the area noticed the thug being taken into custody. And spoke with the police chief. "Videl, you would have been amazed! This boy a bit taller than you with Gold hair and Green eyes came out of nowhere and just took down Jaklinger!" Videl was stunned, the single most notorious criminal in the city, and beaten to a near bloody pulp by a new comer. "If that's it chief I'll be off for school, first day and all." The chief nodded "Have a good day Videl!" and with that she entered her chopper and flew off to school.
Gohan landed close to the school, he flew while transformed to save time, when he landed he reverted to normal Gohan and almost forgot the button. He pinned it on and went to the main office. He noticed how it was deserted save the secretary. "Excuse me ma'am? I'm new here and need my schedule." The secretary looked up. "Name" "Son Gohan" The secretary was slightly shocked, for most of the world they dropped the Last name Than First name in favor of the reverse. While moving forward, suits had one hell of a time with some people using the old way, others the new. The secretary however had Gohan's schedule ready before hand as per the principal's orders. "Mr. Son, your home room is room 346, third floor room 46." Gohan nodded before replying "Thank You" And with that he was off to start the adventures that are Public School. Room 46. Room 46 Gohan scanned both sides of the hall until he came across the very room he had been searching for. Well, it's show time, Dende, please make sure this day goes over well. Up on the lookout a certain green guardian heard his friends request and heeded it, after all if it weren't for Gohan or the others he and the other Namekians would be dead. Gohan swallowed his saliva and knocked on the door; the teacher got up from his seat and went to greet the new student. "Ah Mr. Son was it? We've been expecting you" He motioned for Gohan to enter, which he did.
The teacher cleared his Throat. "Class, we have a new student joining us this year. This is Son Gohan, you could learn a thing or two from him seeing as how he aced the entrance exams." Gohan heard the cries of "nerd" from the jocks and "cutie" from the girls, At least my muscle isn't showing, otherwise I wouldn't be able to get out of the room. "Mr. Son, if you could take a seat, your pick" Gohan surveyed the room, it was packed no empty seats, it was then out of the corner of his eye he spotted a blonde haired girl waving to him and motioning to sit by her. He went up to the row and sat down and as he did the teacher resumed the lesson. "Hi ya cutie!" Gohans face turned slightly red She says that to all the guys probably "I'm Erasa, the big Muscle head Is Sharpner" Gohan noticed a tall blonde man with huge muscles Yeesh he taking steroids or what? "And this" she motioned towards a Black haired Blue eyed girl, "Is Videl Satan" Gohan nodded. "Hello, nice to meet you guys, thanks for letting me sit with you."
Erasa Simply scoffed, "Oh please don't worry about it" Gohan leaned forward and noticed Videl staring at him. "Is something up Videl?" she pondered for a moment and replied "Son, interesting name, you have any family who was in the World Martial Arts Tournament? I could have sworn there was a "Son" in the old list of champions before my dad" Gohan was taken back, Crap. If she pieces together I'm the son of dad…. Nah, not like it'll happen, but who is her dad? "Videl who is your dad anyway?" Erasa's jaw dropped "You don't know? Her dad's the one who beat cell !" Gohan had to hold back a laugh, so he really did take credit for it? Works out for me, less press and more training. Gotta hold back laughs though if they start calling him "the strongest man in the world" Videl looked at her best friend with a scowl that Vegeta would be proud of, "Gee thanks Erasa now we have another idiot who wants to get to dad!" "No Videl, I don't care I'm just surprised that's all, you would think a celebrities daughter would be home schooled." And surprised she doesn't look like him at all other wise…ugh I shudder at that thought. Videl was taken aback A guy, who doesn't care that my old man is famous? There's something up with him, and I intend to find out what. And the trio sat and paid attention to the lesson, save Gohan, he learned this stuff in between training sessions back with the Androids.
After many reviews i figured i'd go and clean this old thing up. Other than that, not much to say