Hiiii people!! This is my first Naruto fan fiction so don't go to hard on me yeah.

Well I love al people who review so they get muffins and banana's and the people who flame get chased by the Muffin king and the Banana Queen.

Disclaimer : I don't own Naruto but I do own Mr. Goldy and some marshmallows I just stole from my mum.

"What the hell?" I groaned as sat up. "Where in the name of the muffins am I?" I looked around but didn't see anything familiar. The last thing I remembered was that I was making my homework. And then it went all dark. My eyes went big "I knew it!!!! Homework is evil!!!!!!" I yelled trough the forest "Ah well, let's make the best of it!" I stood up and walked around not knowing that some people had heard me yell.

After a while I sat down "Now I know why people always tell me that walking rounds isn't helping me" I sighed. It was getting dark and I had no idea where I was "even worse I don't have any muffins or banana's with me!"

" Did you hear that?" Kisame asks his partner Itachi,
"Hn, I heard, we should check it out" Itachi replied, and with they took of to where the yelling had come from. Only to find a young girl sitting on the ground while mumbling something about muffins and banana's. "Maybe she has run away from madhouse?" Kisame chuckled as Itachi rolled his eyes. " We take her with us" Kisame just nodded and disappeared. He reappeared behind the girl and knocked her unconscious.

"Ouch " I groaned as I woke up again, this time I was in a room I didn't know.

I looked down. "What in the name of Muffin am I wearing?" she was wearing a long black dress that wasn't quite her clothing style." Somebody needs to shop here… Iew I didn't say that, I sounded like a prep…" suddenly two men walked in, one looked like a blue fish and the other well he looked like a red eyed emo. It made me feel all depressive. "Well we have fresh meat in here " Kisame grinned.

I blinked twice "Pervert!!!!!!! Hentai!!!! Rape!!!!!!!!" Kisame eyes went wide "How did you call me?!!!" he took a step in my direction. He really shouldn't have done that, because now I was throwing things at him. I didn't know where they came from but throwing banana's sure was fun!

Itachi was watching this all with interests, then suddenly the girl stopped throwing things at Kisame with the words "This must look insane… I'm fighting with a fish.. a blue one at that."

"Why you little!!!" Kisame yelled at me.
"Kisame enough" Itachi said calm to Kisame who shut his mouth.
"You are here to answer some questions " Itachi looked at me.
"What your name?"
"My mum said that I shouldn't give my name to people I don't know."
Itachi sighs… "I'm Itachi and the fish is Kisame "
"Okay " I smiled "My name is Jess"
"How old are you?" Kisame asks.

" I won't talk to you! " I glared at him "And why the hell not?!"
"You're a fish… people don't talk to fishes they eat them!"

"Will you tell me how old you are and where do you come from?" Itachi looks at her.
"I'm 17 and I where do I come from, well it al begun with my momma and poppa…"

"I meant your country…"

"Owwww ….. I'm from England"
"What is England?" Kisame asks curious
"… It's a country on the planet earth, but you wouldn't know your from Atlantis "

"Gaaaah I kill you!!!!!!" Kisame swung his sword at jess, but she quick run behind Itachi and decided to stay there. Itachi sighed ' God I'm surrounded by idiots and a blue fish that can talk and walk' "Well Jess, you will stay here at the Akatsuki base, since you have nowhere to go and we need someone to entertain us and our cook is death, Zetsu eat him " Jess' eyes went wide, "I can stay here?!" Itachi looked at her, "Hn…"
"Do I get my own room?" she looked at him with puppy eyes.
'must resist cuteness ' "Yes…"

And with that she begun dancing around the room, not coming near to Kisame because he still was angry. 'note to self don't make fish with swords angry'

Yeey chapter one is ready!!! To bad I didn't reach the number of words I wanted :( but the next chapter will reach it!!! I hope XD well I hope you people liked this chapter.

Please review :D or else the muffin king and the banana queen will come and get you! Mahahahahaha see you next chapter!! O and reviewers you al get a big yummy muffin!!