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"Word." Naomi nodded her head, "Gangsta-to-Gangsta, homie."

Chapter 1: Just Another Day As A Dude

History have to be the most boring shit ever...couldn't the past been more exciting? I took out my sketch book and started to draw. My hand just moved and my fingers followed in vein, drawing whatever they want. Looking closely, I see that I was drawing Naruto in kyuubi form. I wish that I had Gai as a teacher...everything would have been...might I say it? Youthful. Glancing up at the clock it was 5 minuets left. Might as well use the last 5 minuets of class to use the bathroom.

Raising my hand, the teacher looked at me. "What, Damian?" She asked, sound really annoyed for no fucking reason. "Bathroom?" I asked threw gritted teeth in my most polite voice. "I suppose." She said, turning back to the board. Suppose my ass...

I got up, leaving to the door, and heading to the bathroom. Seeing a face I know, I lighten up. "Julia!" I said, a huge grin on my face. Julia had to be the most beautiful girl I had ever seen. I knew her since we were little kids and I had a crush on her ever since...to bad she haves a boyfriend...stupid ass-hole knew liked her. "Hey, just getting back to class, how about you?" She gave a bright smile that showed her pretty little white teeth...ugh...

"B-Bathroom," I wanted to face palm for my voice cracking whenever I get nervous. "Oh? Well, I don't want to stop you." Julia said, moving past me without a goodbye. Sighing deeply, I went to the boys bathroom. Going into one of the stalls, I turned my iphone on and started to check my Instagram and Tumblr account. I was scrolling through pictures when I heard a loud alarm go off.

"The fuck?" I ran out the bathroom only to hear, "This is code red. All doors will be locked and lights are turned off." I swallowed a lump in my throat. Surely this is jut a practice...I heard a loud bang and I felt numbness at my legs, then my head went blank, then my heart beat was slower...

And slower...

And slower...

Until it completely stopped.

"Uzumaki-san is doing just fine now, thank you for visiting Hokage-sama,'

"Mhm," I groaned, my body felt heavy as if something was restraining it. Wait...

Uzumaki?

"Ah, look she's waking up."

She?

That's what made me jolt up, "U-Uzumaki?" I stuttered out-loud. No fucking way.

"Naomi, how are you feeling?" I blinked my eyes a couple of times to see the all high and mighty third Hokage smiling at me. That's what set me off. "OH GOD!" I screamed, jumping off the bed and attempted to run of the room. The nurse grabbed me and put me back on the bed, this time holding me down. "Oh my god...oh my god...this is not happening..." I muttered to myself.

"I can assure you that you are not dead, but your heart condition almost put you into eternal rest," The Hokage said slowly to me. I understood what he was saying, but only one thing popped up in my head...

"How in hell are you speaking English?"

So apparently I'm suppose to be some kind of weak 4 year old girl who had a heart condition...and might I add was a Uzumaki. I had to be dead, or at least in some kind of a coma. No one survives a shot to the heart and live to tell the story. This wasn't no fanfiction where someone 'dies' and by magic appears in the Naruto World. It just doesn't happen. I'm no Mary-Sue where all the Akatsuki wants to fuck me...

And what's the deal with me being a girl? Last time I checked I was a guy. My body must not be adjusted to dying so it set my mind into a false reality. There was a faint knock on the door. I turned my head to see the Hokage walk in.

"How are you feeling?" He asked, he was smiling.

"Er...never better, Hokage-sama." I said slowly, not fooled by his smile. "Good...good. Now, I have to say you gave me a fright when you was in here...do you remember what happened?" He asked me, sitting on the hospital bed. I decided to be honest...this guy was a trust-worthy dude. "I have no idea...all I remembered was waking up to see you." I pouted childishly, but on the inside I cheering because I totally nailed it.

"Oh? Well, get some rest," I cut him off, "But I'm energetic! I want to explore! Please Hokage-sama!" I begged to him. A new world is out there and I want to see it, discover it...sounds corny? A bit doesn't it...

"I'm afraid not...but maybe next time." Next time? There will be no next time!

"Okay..." And with that, the Hokage left.

I grinned, I'm pulling a Rock Lee and leaving this son of a bitch!

Looking out the window, I see that I was just on the third floor. Heh...I could be a cool ninja and jump down without getting hurt. So I jumped, and felt pain rush through out my body. I couldn't even walk it off, so for a couple of minuets I was just mourning in pain.

After the pain went numb, I started to walk, noticing the hateful glares from the villagers that Naruto was given. I ignored all of them as I started to walk towards the academy.

Seeing one child looking bummed by the swing I gasped...

"Naruto..." I whispered quietly. I never felt bad for Naruto or anything, but seeing it up close, it felt as if I felt his pain...his sorrow...his hate. I moved closer to him, becoming more and more shy to meet the sunshine ninja. "H-hi..." I mumbled, poking his side.

He glanced at me, looking utterly surprised. "Hi?" He said unsure. "I'm..." I racked my brain, trying to remember my name, "Naomi, and you are?" I said, wanting him to be my friend instantly. "Naruto! Soon to be fourth hokage of the leaf village!" He shouted to the world. I smiled at him, that's the Naruto I know.

"S-So are you my friend?" He went back to his shy mode, and I wanted to laugh. "Of course I will be your friend, pinkie promise!" I held out my pinkie and he stared at it dumbly. "Ugh," I rolled my eyes, using my other hand to make his pinkie wrap around mine. "Cool! Wanna go out for ramen?!" He shouted, "Your treat!" He added. "Sure-"

"I don't think so, young lady." A voice behind me scared me shitless. "..." I turned around to see a ANBU, with brown shaggy...hair...

Oh god...

It's Yamato.

"You'll never take me al-" I never got to finish my sentence when he simply pressed a pressure point and I easily fell out.

Next Chapter will be posted next week hopefully! Depends if I get reviews.

(Julia thanks for letting me use your OC!)