Being sent back in time and meeting the village founders were not part of the plan.
Mountain Dew/Pepsi
"Oy Pepsi, kamusta bh0szxcs?!"
"a eto, may bagong syota."
"nyeta naman besti e, sino na now?!"
"si coke na e. iniwan aq ni royal buisit na chinese"
"ulol"
The end.