Disclaimer: I is no own Naruto. Me is own socks though :)
Summary: Crack fic on Team7 karaoke
The Way You Make Me Feel, Oh! (And stop while you're at it)
Chapter 1
Welcome to Fancy Karaoke Station! Please insert coin to begin.
-cling-
Coin received. Please enter player name. If there is more than one player, please press the green button on the screen.
-beep-
How many players would you like to have?
-beep-beep-beep-beep-
There are currently four players selected, press green to accept, or red to decline.
-beep-
Thank you. Please enter name for player one. Press green to accept.
H-A-R-U-N-O-S-A-K-U-R-A -beep-
Thank you .Please enter name for player two. Press green to accept
U-Z-U-M-A-K-I-N-A-R-U-T-O -beep-
Thank you. Please enter name for player three. Press green to accept.
"Do I have to do this?"
"Yes."
"Well in that case I'm not going to."
"Aw, but sensei you promised us!"
-sigh-
"Alright, I'll join"
"ALRIGHT, KAKASHI-SENSEI!"
H-A-T-A-K-E-K-A-K-A-S-H-I -beep-
Thank you. Please enter name for player three. Press green to accept.
"…"
"Oi! Teme! Put your name in!"
"No…"
"WHY?!?!"
"It's stupid. Like you." -smirk-
"WHY YOU LITTLE!!!"
"Naruto, shutup."
"Okay Sakura-chan! Unlike that asshole, at least I know you'll be happy by participating." -grin-
-glare-
"Eh? Sasuke are you going to sing too?"
-walk-
U-C-H-I-H-A-S-A-S-U-K-E -beep-
Thank you. Player one please get ready. Your song will be chosen for you.
"Go Sakura-chan!"
"Alright! Here we go!"
Player one's song is: Violet Sauce by Amuro Namie.
"Oh my god…"
"…"
"Sakura-chan…what song is that?"
-smirk-
Player one get ready. The song will begin in
5
4
3
2
1
-beep-
"What the hell…" -blush-
You know what?
Who is hot?
Collaboration
(C'mon Ah Ah Yeah)
Dip in the sauce (hey, hey)
Dip in the sauce (hey, hey)
Dip in the sauce (hey, hey)
Dip it in the violet sauce
Tanjun na Rule demo kuse n' naru
Sonna asobi shinai?
(You wanna know how to play)
Mazu ni mai no Cards
"Joker" ga "Ace of heart"
Ima kara nageru Coin no aizu de Start
Show me your everything
I'll give you what you need
I know the way to please you, you, you
"OH MY GOD SAKURA-CHAN IS SINGING A PERVERTED SONG!!!"
-punch-
-smirk-
Ato sukoshi kurai
Kiken de Hot na Spice
Ajiwatte mitai nara
Dip it in the sauce
Himitsu no recipe
Dip it in the sauce
Taste it and feel it
Dip it in the sauce
Sugu ni itamitsuki
Dip it in the violet sauce
Dip it in the sauce
Himitsu no recipe
Dip it in the sauce
Taste it and feel it
Dip it in the sauce
Hora konna fuu ni
Dip it in the violet sauce
Nani ga shitai no ka wakannai nara
Koko de Join da game
(Everyone ain't need a ticket)
Atatakakute Sweet na Trap
Hamaritai nara
Burn it up, Turn it up kossori mimimoto de
Show me your everything
I'll give you what you need
I know the way to please you, you, you
Ato sukoshi kurai
Kiken de Hot na Spice
Ajiwatte mitai nara
Dip it in the sauce
Himitsu no recipe
Dip it in the sauce
Taste it and feel it
Dip it in the sauce
Sugu ni itamitsuki
Dip it in the violet sauce
Dip it in the sauce
Himitsu no recipe
Dip it in the sauce
Taste it and feel it
Dip it in the sauce
Hora konna fuu ni
Dip it in the violet sauce
Yureru Candle lights
Mawaru Hard knock life
Marude kawaribae no nai hibi nara
Oh baby Don't worry
You ready? Come wit' me
Dip it in the sauce
Himitsu no recipe
Dip it in the sauce
Taste it and feel it
Dip it in the sauce
Sugu ni itamitsuki
Dip it in the violet sauce
Dip it in the sauce
Himitsu no recipe
Dip it in the sauce
Taste it and feel it
Dip it in the sauce
Hora konna fuu ni
Dip it in the violet sauce
Dip it in the sauce
Himitsu no recipe
Dip it in the sauce
Taste it and feel it
Dip it in the sauce
Sugu ni itamitsuki
Dip it in the violet sauce
Dip it in the sauce
Himitsu no recipe
Dip it in the sauce
Taste it and feel it
Dip it in the sauce
Hora konna fuu ni
Dip it in the violet sauce
(Welcome to Sin City)
Koko kara sono Mind Control
Doko ni mo nai himitsu no Toys
Hoshii n' nara Knock My Door
Saa Hear me say Oh Oh Oh Oh
Zensai kara Cool na Course
Jikkuri ajiwaeba dou?
Shiage wa kono Violet Sauce
Saa Hear me say Oh Oh Oh Oh
Violet Sauce...
-DING DING DING-
Well done player one. Your score is now processing.
"Kakashi-sensei…did you by any chance…"
"Wasn't me." -shrug-
"…" -gape-
"Hn." -smirk-
-ding-
Player one's score is: 98! Well done player one. You are the top score on this machine. The next top three players on this song are: Neji with a score of 97, ("WHAT THE HELL NEJI?!?!?!") Kiba with a score of 95, ("Oh my god…dog boy too?!?!") and Lee with a score of 40 ("…")
"Lee…sang this song…" -shudder-
"Yeah, bad thoughts…"
"…"
"Well, who's next now?"
Well that's it for now, each chapter will hold a song. Only because I'm too lazy to do like…two on one page.