"What the hell happened Scorpio? Where is it?"Mr J Raged. He was furious. He was leaning on his desk arms folded, you could see through his half unbuttoned dark plum shirt that his define tattooed chest was rising and falling rapidly. "I'm sorry Mr J I don't know what happened, the shipment didn't arrive" Scorpio whimpered as he sat petrified in a chair in the middle of J's office. "So tell me how you're going fix this" J demanded as he swiftly moved and sat on Scorpio's lap and slapped him in the face. I was sat at the back of the room on a newly covered black leather sofa concealing my slight grin at the unpredictable Clown Prince of crime. The Joker stares into Scorpio's eyes until his face twitches jerking it to the side; a sign the voices in his head are racing. Scorpio is paralysed with fear trying to avoid his gaze, sweat racing down the back of his neck. The Joker peers over Scorpio's shoulder. His hungry eyes glaring at me with that devilish grin. " Or how you can make it up to me" His eyes scanning me a flash of lust crosses those crystal blue eyes. "Your assistant looks like something I could use to take my mind of this fiasco" I give no reaction as I see the slight flick of his tongue across his silver grill. "Please sir give me more time to investigate, not her" Scorpio cried. Mr J jumped to his feet of Scorpio's lap and started walking back to his desk. " You have 24 hours, the girl stays" he barks. He motions to his right hand man to take me.
BANG! – a gunshot rings out surprising J's tank of a henchman to a halt. While Mr J was walking back to his desk no one noticed me pull a gun from the jacket which was lying on my lap. As Scorpios body slumps of the chair The Joker is taken aback as a glimmer of excitement hits his eyes. Queue dramatic entrance of the real scorpio. " I was getting bored of waiting for you to do it" I childishly said as I got to my feet. J motioned to his man to leave, his stern face and large stature remained composed and completely ignored the now red splattered cream wall and the lifeless body on the floor. He stepped over the carnage and left the room. "My my what a mess, I'm going to have bring cleaning day forward" He laughed. Suddenly his smile disappeared from his face as he launched himself at me "You should not have done that babydoll" he snarled as he forced me up against the wall, his left hand gripped tightly around my neck my feet were off the floor. His strength was incredible considering his toned and slender frame. "Whatever your traitorous boss did he was the only person who knew where my shipment was" he growled in my face.
" one problem... he .. was never.. the boss" I managed to say while struggling for breathe. He released his grip and before I could fall to the floor he turned and backhanded me across the face. I dropped to the floor caressing my neck and wiping the blood from my lip. I clambered up brushing my tight fitting white blouse and trousers down. I noticed he had broke a button on my favourite black waistcoat; what the hell!
" hahahhah well isn't this a beautiful and interesting twist" his laughed turning round with his hand covering his mouth. The huge grin tattooed on his hand made him look terrifying; the sound of his laugh was lunacy embodied.
I could see him taking me in through different eyes. I composed myself and picked the chair out of the pink brain matter and placed it closer to Joker's desk at which he was now sat legs up. I could underneath his dark trousers he kept a knife strapped around his ankle as I took my seat. " So this pretty little loony toon is the real Scorpio" he opened his arms wide and then clapped his hands. We sat in silence for a moment, my adrenaline was pumping; I could already feel the bruising round my neck. I thought my unveiling party was going as good as it can be when you're dealing with such characters as The joker. He doesn't play well with others; neither do I. I was brought out of my thoughts by J jumping out of his chair and started walking round the desk like a predator stalking prey. He stood in front of me; the smell of his cologne was intoxicating. He leaned over and nudged my head to the side and inhaled " mmm you smell like strawberrys" he purred. "So tell me kitten what do I owe this pleasure of dealing with you directly. I hope you have more of an idea as to my missing shipment. There will have to be punishments if it's not found sweetcheeks" he whispered in my ear as he was unbuttoning my blouse. I jolted up knocking him of balance. "The shipment is safe I have it" I could see the rage returning to his face. "I removed it because the men are compromised, I have them too" I confidently said as I walked over to him and grabbed the back of his hair and pulled lightly and whispered "Come and play" probably a bit to seductively. I let go and quickly turned around and starting walking off making damn sure he got a good view. As I stepped over my work giggling I heard the click of his gun. I don't even turn around " I'll send the address in the morning" I confirm as I open the door and leave.