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Fullmetal Alchemist Unlimited Episode 142: Single Demon Anniversary
Episode 142
"Single Demon Anniversary"
NOTE #1: The season 4 intro goes the same
NOTE #2: Every kind of fighting move, especially punching and kicking, have Pre-Power Rangers Ninja Storm fighting move sound effects.
The Lightning Wing Bridge, The Lightning Wing – August 28, 1999 9:56 AM/The Lightning Wing Bathroom, The Lightning Wing – August 28, 1999 9:56 AM
As The Lightning Wing flies to the right, the scene cuts to The Lightning Wing Bridge, where The Lightning, who is carrying a brown briefcase in his right hand and wearing a brown trench hat, with bags under his eyes, weakly lightning teleports to his Lightning Chair with weak Pre-Power Rangers Ninja Storm lightning sound effects while he moans and then hunches his back. "Lightning! Is that you? Welcome home, honey!" The She-Lightning said as the scene cuts to him mumbling while tossing his briefcase aside, then takes off his trench hat, with dark green, toxic stink fumes coming out of his head, then it comes out of his entire body while trying to go to his chair. "How was your day?" The She-Lightning asked as she smells her husband's bad, toxic odor, the coughs in disgust. "DEAR SATAN, LIGHTNING! WHAT IS THAT SMELL!?" The She-Lightning asked as she covers her nose with her right hand, then The Lightning straightens back up and turns around to answer his wife's question. "The aroma you speak of my She-Lightning is the stench of failure!" The Lightning answered as the dark brown-colored word "Failure" comes out of his head and fades away in the air, then he hunches his back again, but straightens back up again. "And now the smell of defeat so deeply penetrates my soul that my very skin is permeated with its foul stench." The Lightning finished as a close up of his hands are seen letting out toxic fumes, then sighs and turns around. "Thanks for asking…" The Lightning muttered as he manages to touch the armrests of his chair. "Well it smells horrible! You're not coming in here smelling like that!" The She-Lightning shouted as she uses her arm extension powers to grab The Lightning by the cape. "HEY! WHAT ARE YOU-" The Lightning was about to asked loudly until The She-Lightning uses her arm extension powers and drags him straight to the ship's bathroom. "STOP THAT AT ONCE! YOU-" The Lightning growled until The She-Lightning dips him into the bubbly, soapy water of the bathtub, then she takes him out of the water. "I COMMAND YOU TO-" The Lightning was about to command viciously while raising his left claw until The She-Lightning dips him in the bathtub again, but pulls him out of the water halfway to scrub her husband with a bath brush, to which she scrubs him super hard with her left hand afterwards, then dips him in the bathtub again, but all the way, then she takes him out of the water and dries him off with her wind alchemy from her left hand, much to the latter's screams of dismay. After his bath and drying, The She-Lightning uses her arm extension powers again and drags The Lightning back into the bridge, where she pushes onto his chair, then she deactivates her arm extension powers to rub his entire body with a pink powder puff, creating a large cloud of dust which blocks the view of the camera and when the dust clears, The Lightning is sparkly clean with a cute look on his face. "There you go!" The She-Lightning said offscreen as she holds a mirror up to her husband's face with her right hand. "Now don't you feel better?" The She-Lightning asked with her hands on her hips and smiles while raising her left eyebrow up. "Although I do look ravishing, it's not enough to mask the ugliness I feel inside!" The Lighting replied as he looks in the mirror with anger while glaring at it. "Did I miss a spot?" The She-Lightning asked offscreen as her right hand is shown shoving the bath brush into The Lightning's mouth and scrubs the top of his throat, making the latter drop the mirror, though it didn't break, then takes it out of her husband's mouth, with her right hand and the bath brushing leaving the screen afterwards. After being overly-bathed, The Lightning growls angrily with his eyes closed while lightning surrounds him as the whole place started to shake. "Don't blow a gasket, dear today's a special day!" The She-Lightning said as she puts her left hand on The Lightning's right shoulder with a smile. "Special day?" The Lightning asked as he calms down, resulting in everything not shaking anymore and the lightning surrounding him gone. "Yes, we're celebrating your biggest accomplishment EVER!" The She-Lightning started as she winks at The Lightning. "Really? I accomplished something? What is it?" The Lightning asked as he puts his hands together with a smile. "It has something to do with you asking a certain someone to spend the rest of eternity with you!" The She-Lightning hinted happily as she pervertedly approaches her husband with a smirk to kiss him. "What?" The Lightning asked in confusion as he scratches his head with his right hand, making his wife sigh. "We each were rings in memory of this moment!" The She-Lightning hinted again, but angrily as she shows The Lightning her wedding ring, then he lifts his right hand up and looks at his wedding band. "Enough with the riddles, woman!" The Lightning asked rudely as he puts his wedding band in his utility belt with his left claw. "Just tell me what this proud moment of my life is!" The Lightning asked with an impatient smile. "Oh you selfish, blue twit!" The She-Lightning replied as she does a face-palm with her left hand. "IT'S OUR THREE-THOUSANDTH FOUR-HUNDRED AND FIRST WEDDING ANIVERSARY!"
The She-Lightning roared offscreen as The Lightning's smile disappears to an unsurprised frown. "Oh that…" The Lightning muttered as he hunches his back, then straightens back up and rolls his eyes. "Yippee…" The Lightning muttered sarcastically as he sarcastically rolls around an imaginary noise maker with his right index finger and walks away. "WAHHUU! YOU FORGOT!" The She-Lightning cried as she sobs while covering her face with her hands. "AND I GOT YOU THE PERFECT GIFT!" The She-Lightning cried with acidic tears in her eyes as she takes out a Philosopher's Stone from her utility belt with her right hand and shows it to an amazed Lightning. "A PHILOSPHER'S STONE!?" The Lightning asked loudly in delight as he grabs the Philosopher's Stone from The She-Lightning's right hand and kisses it, much to her offscreen anger and outrage. "See you later, sweetie!" The Lightning said as he gets off his chair and prepares to go to his sanctuary with a satisfied grin. "You're not getting this until you get ME a gift!" The She-Lightning hissed as she uses her arm extension powers to snatch back the Philosopher's Stone from The Lightning with her left hand, then the screen cuts to her glaring at her outraged husband, making him grunt in impatience. "From YOUR HEART!" The She-Lightning finished angrily as she puts her right hand on her heart, then The Lightning sighs and hunches his back again and weakly lightning teleports down to Earth with weak Pre-Power Rangers Ninja Storm lightning sound effects.
The Central City Park Playground, Central City Park, Central City, Amestris – August 26, 1999 10:00 AM
At the Central City Park playground, the Elric family, in their normal clothes, with Winry carrying Rosie, leave the playground after Edward, with purple bruises on his head, hits his head in the swing's top beam after Winry pushed him too hard on the swing. "Ow! My freaking head! Why did you have to push me too hard, Winry?" Edward complained as he puts his right hand on his head's bruises while he, Winry and the kids reentering the park itself. "Well you were the one you asked to push you on the swing." Winry replied as she steps on something gooey and gross. "Ew! What did I step on!?" Winry asked in disgust and when she looked at her right shoe's heel, it was demon saliva, making her back away screaming, making Rosie cry, then Edward, Maes and Trisha Jr. hear moans of despair coming from a nearby bench. "Winry! I here moans of despair coming from that bench!" Edward said as he points at the nearby bench where the moaning is coming from. The Elric family, with Winry carrying a sleeping Rosie, follow the trail of saliva and to their horror, The Lightning was there! Slouching on the bench as his mouth drool saliva of despair. "LIGHTNING!?" Edward asked loudly as he, Winry, Maes and Trisha Jr. back away, making Rosie cry violently. "Edward…I'm not in the mood to fight…" The Lightning whimpered as he starts to cry. "Mr. Lightning, why are you crying?" Maes asked in confusion as The Lightning stopped crying to answer the boy's question. "Oh, it's nothing, it's just that today is my three-thousandth four-hundred and first wedding anniversary." The Lightning answered as he looks away from the Elrics, who insist to help him. "Is there anything we can do to help?" Edward asked as The Lightning started to think of a what to give The She-Lightning for their anniversary while scratching his chin with his right fingers. "I've got it!" The Lightning exclaimed as snaps his right fingers. "Here's what we'll do." The Lightning said as he whispers into Edward, Winry, Maes, Trisha Jr. and Rosie's ears about what to give to The She-Lightning for their anniversary, to which they smile at.
The Lightning Wing Bridge, The Lightning Wing – August 28, 1999 10:06 AM
Back at The Lightning Wing, The Lightning lighting teleports to the bridge with Pre-Power Rangers Ninja Storm lightning sound effects to give his anniversary present to The She-Lightning, who is sitting on his chair, then approaches her, though she looks disappointed and unsurprised. "Lightning? I don't see any present!" The She-Lightning said as she crosses her arms and taps her left foot. "Oh, I have it! It's right here in my kidney I mean HEART!" The Lightning replied as he puts his hands on his heart, the clears his throat. "HIT IT!" The Lightning yelled as he points at our offscreen heroes with his left claw, then purple and blue curtains cover the screen until The Lightning gives his anniversary present to The She-Lightning, then the curtain opens to show a lightning music stage. "REMEMBER ME!" The Lightning started to sing, wearing a dark blue and black charro suit and playing a lightning acoustic guitar strapped to his back while waving his hands in the air as he looks up in the air, with Edward wearing a red and yellow charro suit and a fake mustache and playing a trumpet, Alphonse wearing a gray and yellow charro suit and a fake mustache and playing a trumpet, Roy wearing a regular blue charro suit and a fake mustache and playing a trumpet, and Jean wearing a green and yellow charro suit and a fake mustache and playing a trumpet. "REMEMBER ME!" Winry, who is wearing a pink and yellow Chiapas dress and makeup, Trisha, who is wearing a white and yellow Chiapas dress and makeup, Riza, who is wearing a yellow and yellow Chiapas dress and makeup, and Maria, who wearing a purple and yellow Chiapas dress and makeup sang back as they Folklorico ballet dance. "THOUGH I HAVE TO SAY GOODBYE, REMEMBER ME!" The Lightning sang as he plays his lightning acoustic guitar strapped to his back while lightning roars in the background and Edward, Alphonse, Roy and Jean play their trumpets. "REMEMBER ME!" Winry, Trisha, Riza and Maria sang back as they Folklorico ballet dance. "DON'T LET IT MAKE YOU CRY!" The Lightning sang as he plays his lightning acoustic guitar strapped to his back while lightning roars in the background and Edward, Alphonse, Roy and Jean play their trumpets. "FOR EVEN I'M FAR AWAY I HOLD YOU IN MY HEART!" The Lightning sang as he plays his lightning acoustic guitar strapped to his back while lightning roars in the background and Edward, Alphonse, Roy and Jean play their trumpets. "I SING A SECRET SONG TO YOU EACH NIGHT WE ARE APART!"
The Lightning sang as he pops up next to a happily crying She-Lightning while he plays his lightning guitar, then they rub their cheeks together until The Lightning swiftly returns to the stage with our heroes. "REMEMBER ME!" The Lightning sang as he plays his lightning acoustic guitar strapped to his back while lightning roars in the background. "REMEMBER ME!" Winry, Trisha, Riza and Maria sang back as they Folklorico ballet dance. "THOUGH I HAVE TO TRAVEL FAR, REMEMBER ME!" The Lightning sang as he plays his lightning acoustic guitar strapped to his back while lightning roars in the background and Edward, Alphonse, Roy and Jean play their trumpets. "REMEMBER ME!" Winry, Trisha, Riza and Maria sang back as they Folklorico ballet dance. "EACH TIME YOU HEAR A SAD GUITAR!" The Lightning sang as only the back of his body is shown while playing his lightning guitar. "KNOW THAT I'M WITH YOU, THE ONLY WAY THAT I CAN BE…" The Lightning sang as the screen zooms in on him. "…UNTIL YOU'RE IN MY ARMS AGAIN!" The Lightning sang as he waves his hands in the air as he looks up in the air, then the scene cuts to The She-Lightning putting her left hand on her left cheek with a touched, tearful smile. "REMEMBER MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" The Lightning sang with his hands waving in the air as he looks up in the air with eyes closed, and for the finale…BOOM! A huge bolt of lightning proudly ends the lovely song! With The Lightning and the guys bow like musicians while the girls bow like dancers. "That was so beautiful…" The She-Lightning sniffled while wiping the happy, acidic tears with her left arm. "You really liked it?" The Lightning asked with his hands together with a cute face. "I LOVED IT! But not as much as I love YOU, Lightning!" The She-Lightning answered cheerfully. "I LOVE YOU TOO!" The Lightning replied with acidic tears of joy in his eyes, making everyone in the ship say, "Aww!". "So, can I have my present now?" The Lightning asked as he sticks his hands out. "Of course, my handsome overlord, I present to you, my anniversary gif to YOU!" The she-Lightning replied happily as she takes out the Philosopher's Stone from her utility belt with her right hand to give to The Lightning. "A PHILOSOPHER'S STONE!?" Edward gasped as he takes his mariachi sombrero and fake mustache in shock with his left hand, and though offscreen, Winry, Trisha, Alphonse, Roy, Jean and Maria were shocked as well. "YES! Gullible human!" The Lightning replied as he clunches his fists in happy villainy. "By helping me woo my wife, YOU'VE JUST DOOMED EVERYONE! HHAHHAA!" The Lightning laughed as he points at Edward with his left claw, then he as he spits demon saliva at Edward, Alphonse, Roy, Jean, Winry, Trisha, Riza and Maria while roaring with his frill opened like the Diloposaurus from Jurassic Park, pinning our heroes to the floor as his saliva hardens like cement, then The Lightning closes his frill. However, The She-Lightning starts to cry acidic tears of joy. "Oh, Lightning, you've made me happy!" The She-Lightning said as she puts her right hand on her heart. "That's fantastic, where's that Philosopher's Stone?" The Lightning asked as he sticks his hands out again with a selfish smile. "Lightning! I'm so happy! I'm crying with tears of joy!" The She-Lightning replied as she cries even more acidic tears of joy. "But your tears are melting the Philosopher's Stone!" The lightning growled with fear and his hands on his eyes as the scene cuts to The She-Lightning's acidic tears of joy dripping onto the Philosopher's Stone, melting it to a liquid red puddle on the floor, heartbreaking The Lightning. A shattered Lightning then puts his knees on the floor next to his destroyed present while crying violently. As The Lightning cried violently over the loss of his anniversary present, he rubs its liquidly red remains in his face. "YOU KILLED MY PRESENT!" The Lightning cried as he points at his wife with tears. "NO! HONEY! I DIDN'T MEAN TO!" The She-Lightning replied loudly with tears of guilt as she approaches The Lightning to give him a hug but the present remain-covered latter weakly lightning teleports to his sanctuary room to cry his stone-cold heart out when his wife was halfway to hug him, to which she falls on her knees on the floor and cries violently, feeling guilty for destroying her husband's well-deserved anniversary present since he gave her something from his heart, not something you can buy, earn, steal of create, this even shattered our heroes. "Happy Anniversary, you guys…" Edward muttered as he, Winry, Alphonse, Trisha, Roy, Riza, Jean and Maria head to an escape park to head back down to escape, leaving The She-Lightning to weep in guilt.