Chapter 2: The deadly situation by Shadowgirlxxx The adventure continues!

Knuckles looked at Shadow (if you haven't read the first chapter you may want to as this is a saga which has continuity like other books do in itself) and said "I hate you!"

"But why?" Said Shadow

"Because.." Said Knuckles

"WHY" Said Shadow

"Because" said Knuckles

"What" said Shadow

"You stole the chaos emeralds!" said Knuckles!

"I did not!" said Shadow.

This was true because Shadow had not done what Knuckles who was red had said. Shadow was too busy nearly becoming a pedophile in the previous chapter to notice. Knuckles then went forward and saw who it was because Knuckles (who is an enchilada even though I don't know what that is) had mistaken Shadow for Eggman (who was a scientist not an egg man).

After what this case was of mistaken identity, Shadow walked home. He was only in the woods so he could mope around about Maria and her massive tits. When Shadow got to his house he said hello to his roomates what were Bella from twilight and the Joker.

The Joker was touching Bellas cunt with his tounge when Shadow walked in. Shadow said "Ew" because he was disgusted which is what why he said and made a noise like he was disgusted. He then ran to his room while shouting "Nobody understands me!" because nobody does understand the truly individual people in our culture. Shadow the Hedgehog then listened to Liken Park for 12 hours while he cut himself. The next mourning Shadow got up and went downstairs and had breakfast when the joker came to the table what Shadow was eating his breakfast on and said "I'm sorry you had to see that but I am in love with Bella and that is what couples do when they love." Shadow nodded sadly but only because we would have to break this news to his best friend who was Edward from Twilight. (In this universe Twilight is real and so is the Joker from the original movie The Dark Knight).

So Shadow set out on his journey to see Edward Cullen from Twilight when Edware came out of a bush and said hell to Shadow.

"What a small world!" Edward said with his teeth. " I was just haning out here".

"Oh" Said Shadow. "I was going to go to your town actually as I have big news to tell you."

"What" Said Edward from Twilight

"It's..." Said Shadow from Sonic Adventure 2

"What!" Said Edward again from Twilight.

Shadow couldn't tell Edward. He knew it would break his heart so he did the only thing he ever does when confronted with socially awkward situations. He went up to Shadows face well close (I meant Edward sorry but the 'delete' button broke off my keybouard so i can't go back and re do that I just have to carry on writing) Anywaysb Shadow just looked at Edward for a while but Edward saw through his plan.

"You can't do that to me" Said Shadow (I meant Edward again sorry but I get confused. It was Edward who said that)

"Ok. I will tell you the big news" Said Shadow (This was actually Shadow and not a mixing up of characters again).

Edward put his ears up close so he could hear the news. Shadow got well nervous because he couldn't break the news that Bella was cheating. Shadow then thought of a lie quickly to get out of this.

"I am going to Hollywood to become a big hollywood movie star!" Shadow lied.

Edward was shocked.

To be continued.