Characters:
Lantis Dantès (the Count of Monte Cephiro)- Lantis
Umi Catalan (is to become Mme de Morcerf)- Umi
Fernand (also known as Count Ascot Morcerf)- Ascot
M. Vision Villefort (magistrate)- Eagle Vision
Noirtier and old Dantès- Yukito
Clef de Villefort- Clef
Baron Lafarga Danglars- Lafarga
Baroness Caldina Danglars- Caldina
Syaoran (worker for old Morrel)- Syaoran
Sakura Morrel- Sakura
Ferio Morrel and father- Ferio
Fuu de Villefort- Fuu
Hikaru (Grecian princess enslaved by the Count)- Hikaru
Squall de Morcerf- Squall
Aeka (witness to the plot that led to the tragedy)- Aeka
Ryoko Vampa (master bandit)- Ryoko
Irvine d'Epinay- Irvine
Cavalcantis and Debray- Touya
Abbè Mokona (a scholar)- Mokona(?)
Doctor Washu D'Avrigny (family doctor of the Villefort)- Washu
Mme Alcyone Villefort- Alcyone
Mlle Quistis de Boville (mayor and cheeseburger collector)- Quistis Trepe
Mlle Shiva Danglars- Shiva
Mme Presea Morrel- Presea
Tatra (servant to the Count) - Tatra
Tarta (servant to the Count)- Tarta
Kiyone (sailor)- Kiyone
Mihoshi (helper of Vampa's gang)- Mihoshi
Barbara Daidouji (servant to the Villefort family)- Tomoyo
Directed by- Selphie Tilmitt
In the land of Cephiro, a bunch of people was sitting around, bored.
Ferio: (sighs) What are we going to do? This is boring.
Mihoshi: I know! Let's ski!
Kiyone: Mihoshi, it's not snowing, you blockhead. Think of something useful for once.
Quistis: How about a play?
Irvine: That's a great idea! But, what will it be?
Selphie: (with an evil look in her eyes, and puts a big book that she's reading down) Leave that…to me…hehehe.
Lantis: (looks weirdly at Selphie) I don't think we should.
Sakura: What's the problem in that? Come on, guys, while Selphie is making our scripts, we can go out and explore the place.
Mihoshi: And ski!
Lafarga: (stands triumphantly) And eat in McDonalds!
Caldina: I'll have a cheeseburger and fries!
Syaoran: (shakes head sadly) Now this, this is messed up.
(everyone leaves, except Selphie, who starts to write vigorously)
Selphie: Haha, excellent, I am writing the scripts! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!
(Mokona appears)
Mokona: Pu pu pu!
Selphie: (gets an idea) Hey, Mokona, you just gave me a great plot. This is beautiful.
A few hours later
Selphie: Guys! Guys! I'm finished!
Tomoyo: Already? We haven't finished eating yet.
Touya: We've been eating for hours, Tomoyo. I'm getting full.
Yukito: Really? I'm still hungry.
Sakura: Want my cheeseburger?
Lafarga: Hey! I want the cheeseburger!
Selphie: (screams like there's no tomorrow) GET UP! COME ON! MOVE IT!
(everyone stands and runs outside, followed by Selphie)
Selphie: (hands copies of the script to everyone) Here it is, and I already assigned your parts. Now, no complaining, or I will be angry. We will start rehearsal tomorrow.
Aeka: (twitch twitch) I am a drunk person? Poor too? How could this be? You must be mistaken, Selphie, this part is better cut out for Ryoko, not myself. Why don't I play the pretty noble lady?
Ryoko: That's because you aren't pretty, you snob.
Aeka: What did you say?!
Ryoko: Besides, I'm fine with my part. I get to play the bandit, which is cool enough.
Yukito: (smiles) I get to play the old people.
Syaoran: And you're happy about that?
Yukito: Of course, I don't really have to say anything.
Sakura: (sweatdrop) Lucky, my part has so many lines.
Lantis: You're telling me…I'm the main lead. What has Selphie gotten me into?
Umi: Oh! I'm one of the lead females? There must be some mistake. I can't act that well.
Eagle Vision: (chuckles uncontrollably) Hey, Selphie, you make me go insane at the end. And why am I paired up with Alcyone anyway? I don't even like the old hag.
Alcyone: Old hag?! How dare you…
Washu: Oh, a doctor. Splendid. Hehe…this will be a great experience.
Clef: (glares at Selphie) I am not a boy! Why do I play the part of Eagle Vision's son? I'm 10 times older than he is!
Selphie: (nods) Well, now all we have to do is find two more people that are willing to play two servants for Lantis.
(Tarta and Tatra walk in, not knowing what they are being dragged into)
Tarta: Hey, how's it going, guys?
Selphie: (another evil look) Tarta, Tatra, my friends. How would you like to land a part in our play? You will get a lot of attention, you know.
Tatra: Sure! Why not?
Tarta: Okay.
Quistis: It's a trap!
Selphie: MWAHAHA!! I love my job! MWAHAHA!
(everyone looks at Selphie weirdly and leaves)
the next day
Selphie: Okay, places! Places, everyone!
Lantis: Um…Selphie, do you really think this sailor outfit is part of my costume? I don't like it.
Selphie: Get to your place, Lantis!
Lantis: But, Selphie…
Selphie: NOW!
A few weeks later
Selphie: (sniffs) Now, I want you all to go out there and knock the audience dead! Do you hear me? Knock them dead! Make me proud!
Ferio: (to himself) Yeah, we'll knock them dead alright, with the real guns that Selphie bought for props.
Fuu: Now, Ferio, don't worry. You're not supposed to fire them at all. They're just props.
Hikaru: Good luck everybody!
Selphie: Let the play begin!