This is probably the most random thing i've ever posted... o_O

Well what this is, it's well, it's...

kinda hard to explain...

lol jk well at my school, we have a pretend family kind of thing like how each friend is related to each other etc. and somehow i mixed Vampire Academy with it... so ya this is what this is i guess... My most random story with a plotline mostly created by my friends and i in random conversations while acting in character...

lol these are who the people are... i guess XD

Mason-Me (I'm an Adrian girl... but i still love Dimka ;) )

God-daughter-Liz (My awesome and cute friend, who is SUPER smart)

Rose-Polina aka xXILoveEdwardXx (She's awesome and she writes awesome stories. Check her out. :) )

DISCLAIMER: Characters etc. belong to Richelle Mead. I own nothing except for this absoluely CRAZY plotline.

-Deni

You may not know me… ok maybe you do. The name's Mason Ashford and I've died many times. 'How is this possible?' you ask me. Well… this is my story.

Well you see, I've died many times, the first being by a Strigoi in a damned Strigoi house in Missoula. The rest were basically freak accidents. Anyhow, I've been brought back by two people… Yep, two.

The first being a girl, that I had once loved and now hate. Her name is Rose Hathaway. We were once friends and I eventually fell for her. I couldn't believe how silly I was to! She broke my heart. I died the first time, trying to save her life in the Strigoi house in Missoula. But somehow, she brought me back. She was what do you call it? Shadow-kissed and it gave her some weird powers that she had discovered before and while bringing me back. Then I became shadow-kissed as well… to her. That was really weird and we had a 'bond' just like her and Lissa. That was very awkward.

I wasn't sure if she knew what I was feeling but I knew what she was. After a while, she kinda forgot about me which broke my heart even more. My heart broke even further when I felt how she felt when near… Guardian Belikov. I couldn't believe that they had fallen in love with each other, I mean come on! He was way older than her and she could've done so much better! But that's what I thought at the time. Now I wish that she was with him. Dimitri had turned Strigoi during a huge attack at the academy. It was a huge loss. Rose dumped him, I was kind of relieved at the time, but I was still unnoticed. But Dimitri still loved her---I know right, big shock! And he forcefully turned her. After she turned Strigoi, we lost our bond, but I was somewhat relieved. I guessed that it was because to be shadow-kissed, you had to be brought back from the dead, by spirit most likely and so 'life' would have been transferred into you. But when you became Strigoi, the life from the Spirit had disappeared, along with the effects of being shadow-kissed. That was my theory anyway.

While all that was happening, I had graduated along with the rest of my class and was assigned to Adrian Ivashkov. Yes, you heard me correctly, THE Adrian Ivashkov. I was shocked at first but excited. We knew each other… but well, we didn't really know each other. Do you get my point?

After we grew closer, I had feelings for him that were unrecognisable. I knew he had a thing for Rose, but I had to get past that. He knew about Rose turning Strigoi anyway so I hoped that he had lost his feelings for her. I got nervous and sometimes embarrassed when around him, which was basically all the time since I was well, his guardian. It was so weird. But, hey, I guess you can't help who you fall in love with.

So yeah, I'm gay now, I suppose. Adrian actually felt the same way as well which was surprising as hell. We, well he… told the Queen and she was shocked at first but later… congratulated us! In fact, I remember her saying 'At least you're not that Hathaway girl.' Which was pretty obvious to who she was referring to. I was kind of all giddy, that the Queen liked me more than Rose, and Adrian did as well. Life was going well.

Then I got hit by a car…

But Adrian brought me back---he specialized in Spirit which was so handy… especially in the next accidents that came along…

So he was the second person that I was bound to… many times. The next few accidents were related to the weather or just my plain clumsiness. I was hit by a lightning bolt four, no wait, six times. My memory's fading a bit now… which does come with old age I guess… oh yeah, I forgot to mention that I'm… 56.

I was his guardian for… 20 years. At some point, I confronted Rose, for the last time, because that night, I killed her. It hurt me more than it should have, but it hurt Adrian a lot more than I had expected. I was worried. I had to do something to keep our relationship. So I resigned so we could finally be together. We had a love so strong that nothing else mattered. We didn't care about the rumours, even though he was part of the most important royal family.

We've been together now for years and years, our love growing stronger everyday. I told all of our little stories to my lovely God-daughter, that doesn't have a name. Her parents couldn't decide… so they just called her 'daughter', and I knew her through her grandma. Adrian and I went bowling sometimes and I met a woman named Sharon, we became bowling buddies. Terrible nickname right? Anyway, we became such good friends that she made me the god-father of her grand-daughter… so here I was.

My God-daughter was absolutely adorable and I loved her like my own, after all, Adrian and I couldn't have children. My God-daughter's mother Priscilla hated me and often argued with her mother about what a bad influence I was. But my God-daughter didn't care about my negative side. That negative side being smoking clove cigars, yep, I picked it up from my honey. What worried me was that my God-daughter was getting used to the smell and… was getting addicted… like her dog Sebastian.

Anyway I bet you're wondering why I hate Rose so much. She stole the man I love. You ask me how? Well, Adrian found her body, and brought her back to life. I was furious and heartbroken! Partly because he then ran off with her and left me behind! Turns out that the love we shared was false…

Luckily my God-daughter was there for me, when I was extremely down. The reason why Rose chose Adrian baffled me. I thought that she would go ahead and find Dimitri… but she didn't…

OH! Adrian must've told her… Well after Rose died, for good, Dimitri had fallen in love with Mia… somehow…. I don't know how or why but they ran off together, never to be heard of again. So… that kinda explains Rose's decision... I guess.

Still, I can't believe how Adrian chose her over me so quickly… it really hurt me… she was going to pay…

You probably found that really random , yes? (Probably with many grammatical errors too...)

I hope you had a little laugh, or even a chuckle. ;)

No flames please, this is just a little joke or parody of some sort...

Well let me know if i should continue this weirdness by giving me a review!

:D