Karaoke Night

by Woofwoofwolf

Team Starfox and Star Wolf meet up in the Great Fox for a night of singing

Note: Hi again peeps, this is my 4th fanfic! Yay! Anyway, for this one I got the idea by listening to music on the bus ride home. If anyone was interested, the song that gave me this idea was Snow (hey oh) by RHCP and it will probably make an appearance in the story too. The setting is the Great Fox docked in Corneria as we find our favorite teams on karaoke night! I picked the songs depending on the personality of the characters. I do not own Starfox. Update: I'm sorry about the weird text of the songs. They move in and out of the center. Sorry! :P

Fox was suddenly awakened from his little nap by a knock at the door.

"Mmuhh" Fox grunted as he went for the door. It was Wolf and his team.

"Huh? Wolf? What are you doing here?" the vulpine asked curiously.

"Fox, don't tell me you forgot, its karaoke night remember?"

But Fox had forgotten. After all, the tradition of karaoke night was still relatively new for him.

"Heh, ok, I'll go call for the rest of the team, come in and make yourselves at home."

"FALCO, SLIPPY, KRYSTAL! KARAOKE TIME!"

A little while later the trio led by Slippy came around the corner looking a little confused.

"What did you want Fox? Couldn't hear ya over the generator." The little frog inquired.

"Karaoke night, remember?" said Panther as he sat down.

"Right, I'll go get the drinks" Krystal, who was quiet up to this point said.

"Ok, anyone wanna go up first?"

This was followed by a period of silence. Wolf grunted. "I will"

"Ok, tell me the song so I can go get the music and the microphone"

"The song I will sing….." Wolf puzzled. "Hmm…. Down With The Sickness."

"Cool, I'll be right back with the equipment"

Fox trotted off. A little while later Krystal returned with the drinks, followed by Fox with the microphone and his Mac laptop. As Fox set up Wolf had already gotten into the scotch followed by Leon and Panther.

"Ok, ready Wolf?" Fox asked as he handed him the mic.

"Ready as I'll ever be"

The drum beat started suddenly and Wolf was off.

(Can you feel that?)
(Oh shit)

Ooh ah ah ah ah!
Ooh ah ah ah ah!

Drowning deep in my sea of loathing
Broken your servant I kneel
(Will you give in to me?)
It seems what's left of my human side
Is slowly changing ... in me
(Will you give in to me?)

Looking at my own reflection
When suddenly it changes
Violently it changes
Oh no, There is no turning back now
You've woken up the demon ... in me

Get up, come on get down with the sickness
Get up, come on get down with the sickness
Get up, come on get down with the sickness
Open up your hate, and let it flow into me
Get up, come on get down with the sickness
You mother get up
Come on get down with the sickness
You fucker get up
Come on get down with the sickness
Madness is the gift, that has been given to me

I can see inside you, the sickness is rising
Don't try to deny what you feel
(Will you give in to me?)
It seems that all that was good has died
And is decaying in me
(Will you give in to me?)

It seems you're having some trouble
In dealing with these changes
Living with these changes
Oh no, the world is a scary place
Now that you've woken up the demon ... in me

Get up, come on get down with the sickness
Get up, come on get down with the sickness
Get up, come on get down with the sickness
Open up your hate, and let it flow into me
Get up, come on get down with the sickness
You mother get up
Come on get down with the sickness
You fucker get up
Come on get down with the sickness
Madness is the gift, that has been given to me

And when I dream
And when I dream
And when I dream
And when I dream!!!!
No mommy, don't do it again
Don't do it again
I'll be a good boy
I'll be a good boy, I promise
No mommy don't hit me Oh-oohh
Why did you have to hit me like that mommy?
Don't do it! You're hurting me Oh-oohh!
Why did you have to be such a bitch?
Why don't you,
Why don't you fuck off and die?
Why can't you just fuck off and die?
Why can't you just leave here and die?
Never stick your hand in my face again bitch
FUCK YOU!!!
I don't need this shit
You stupid sadistic abusive fucking whore
Would you like to see how it feels mommy?
Here it comes, get ready to die!

Ooh ah ah ah ah!
Get up, come on get down with the sickness
Get up, come on get down with the sickness
Get up, come on get down with the sickness
Open up your hate, and let it flow into me
Get up, come on get down with the sickness
You mother get up
Come on get down with the sickness
You fucker get up
Come on get down with the sickness
Mad-ness has now come over me

They all cheered.

"Woo! Wolf! Good job!"

Wolf bowed, "Thanks to all my fans" he said in a mocking tone.

"Ok, anyone next?"

A few minutes and drinks pass between the group and Falco stood and took the mic.

"Ok, the song I wanna sing is Wanted Dead or Alive."

By this time, Falco was getting drunk.

"Ok, music in 3…2…1…"

It's all the same, only the names will change
Everyday it seems we're wasting away
Another place where the faces are so cold
I'd drive all night just to get back home

I'm a cowboy, on a steel horse I ride
I'm wanted dead or alive
Wanted dead or alive

Sometimes I sleep, sometimes it's not for days
And the people I meet always go their separate ways
Sometimes you tell the day
By the bottle that you drink
And times when you're alone all you do is think

I walk these streets, a loaded six string on my back
I play for keeps, 'cause I might not make it back
I been everywhere, and I'm standing tall
I've seen a million faces an I've rocked them all

I'm a cowboy, on a steel horse I ride
I'm wanted(wanted)dead or alive

I'm a cowboy on a steel horse I ride
I'm wanted dead or alive
I got the night on my side
I'm wanted dead or alive
dead or alive
dead or alive
dead or alive

"Nice job Falco!" Fox cheered.

"Thank you, thank you. Bartender!"

Krystal rolled her eyes and poured Falco some more Scotch. But not before she squeezed a tip out of him.

"Drunk people" she mumbled. Krystal was never one to drink much, and when she did it was in moderation.

"Ok, anyone wanna grab the mike? Fox asked.

"Fox, I nominate you!" Slippy goaded.

"I second that" Panther purred.

"Me? Uh.. if you all insist… Slippy, can you hit the music?"

"Sure Fox, got anything in mind?"

"Hmm…. Snow (Hey Oh)." Fox answered.

"Good choice, music starting…… now."

Come to decide that the things that I tried
Were in my life just to get high on

When I sit alone come get a little known
But I need more than myself this time

Step from the road to the sea to the sky
And I do believe it, we rely on
When I lay it on come get to play it on
All my life to sacrifice

Hey oh, listen what I say, oh
I got your hey oh, now listen what I say, oh

When will I know that I really can't go
To the well once more time to decide on
When it's killing me, when will I really see
All that I need to look inside

Come to believe that I better not leave
Before I get my chance to ride
When it's killing me, what do I really need
All that I need to look inside

Hey oh, listen what I say, oh
Come back and hey oh, look at what I say, oh

The more I see, the less I know
The more I like to let it go
Hey oh, whoa

Deep beneath the cover of another perfect wonder
Where it's so white as snow
Privately divided by a world so undecided
And there's nowhere to go

In between the cover of another perfect wonder

And it's so white as snow
Running through a field where all my tracks will be concealed
And there's nowhere to go

When to descend to amend for a friend
All the channels that have broken down
Now you bring it up, I'm gonna ring it up
Just to hear you sing it out

Step from the road to the sea to the sky
And I do believe what we rely on
When I lay it on, come get to play it on
All my life to sacrifice

Hey oh, listen what I say, oh
I got your hey oh, listen what I say, oh

The more I see, the less I know
The more I like to let it go
Hey oh, whoa

Deep beneath the cover of another perfect wonder
Where it's so white as snow
Privately divided by a world so undecided
And there's nowhere to go

In between the cover of another perfect wonder
Where it's so white as snow

Running through the field where all my tracks will be concealed
And there's nowhere to go

I said hey, hey yeah, oh yeah, tell my Lord now
Hey, hey yeah, oh yeah, tell my Love now
Deep beneath the cover of another perfect wonder
Where it's so white as snow

Privately divided by a world so undecided
And there's nowhere to go
Deep beneath the cover of another perfect wonder
Where it's so white as snow

Running through the field where all my tracks will be concealed
And there's nowhere to go
I said hey, oh yeah, oh yeah, tell my love now
Hey, hey yeah, oh yeah

"Nice Fox" panther purred as he and the rest clapped loudly.

"Good job pup" Wolf commented.

Fox bowed. "Thank you, and I wasn't even drunk" he said as he smiled widely.

"We'll have to fix that. Bartender!"

Krystal sighed and poured Fox a glass. "Here Fox"

"Thanks" He said as he emptied the glass.

"Ok, my turn." Panther surprised the group.

"Huh? Oh, ok, got a song in mind?"

"Yeah, I want to sing I'm on A Boat" Panther replied.

"Interesting choice" Fox remarked as he got the music ready.

"Ok, in 3…..2…..1…."

Aww shit, get your towels ready it's about to go down (shorty, yeah)
Everybody in the place hit the fucking deck (shorty, yeah)
But stay on your motherfucking toes
We running this, let's go

I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat (sailing on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look at the motherfucking boat (boat, yeah)

I'm on a boat motherfucker take a look at me
Straight floating on a boat on the deep blue sea
Busting five knots, wind whipping at my coat
You can't stop me motherfucker cause I'm on a boat

Take a picture, trick (trick)
I'm on a boat, bitch (bitch)
We drinking Santana champ,
Cause it's so crisp (crisp)
I got my swim trunks
And my flippie-floppies
I'm flipping burgers, you at Kinko's
Straight flipping copies

I'm riding on a dolphin, doing flips and shit

The dolphin's splashing, getting everybody all wet
But this ain't Seaworld, this is real as it gets
I'm on a boat, motherfucker, don't you ever forget

I'm on a boat and
It's going fast and
I got a nautical themed
pashmina afghan
I'm the king of the world
On a boat like Leo
If you're on the shore,
then you're sure not me-oh

Get the fuck up, this boat is REAL!!!

Fuck land, I'm on a boat, motherfucker (motherfucker)
Fuck trees, I climb buoys, motherfucker (motherfucker)
I'm on the deck with my boys, motherfucker (yeah)
This boat engine make noise, motherfucker

Hey ma, if you could see me now (see me now)
Arms spread wide on the starboard bow (starboard bow)
Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow (moon somehow)
Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible

Yeah, never thought I'd be on a boat
It's a big blue watery road (yeah)
Poseidon
Look at me, oh (all hands on deck)

Never thought I'd see the day
When a big boat coming my way
Believe me when I say
I fucked a mermaid

I'm on a boat
I'm on a boat
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat (woaah)
I'm on a boat
I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look at the mothafuckin' boat (sha-sha-shorty, shorty, yeah)

The end was followed by drunk laughter and an occasional "Good job" from the crowd. Panther graciously bowed and stepped off with elegance.

"Woo, nice one panther." Slippy called. Panther purred his thanks.

"I'm up" Krystal said.

"Good luck Krystal" Fox remarked.

"The song I am going to sing is Bring Me to Life"

"Ohhh, Nice" said Fox. "Staring in 3…2…1…go"

How can you see into my eyes like open doors?
Leading you down into my core where I've become so numb
Without a soul, my spirit sleeping somewhere cold
Until you find it there and lead it back home

Wake me up
(Wake me up inside)
I can't wake up
(Wake me up inside)
Save me
(Call my name and save me from the dark)

Wake me up
(Bid my blood to run)
I can't wake up
(Before I come undone)
Save me
(Save me from the nothing I've become)

Now that I know what I'm without
You can't just leave me
Breathe into me and make me real
Bring me to life

Wake me up
(Wake me up inside)
I can't wake up
(Wake me up inside)
Save me
(Call my name and save me from the dark)

Wake me up
(Bid my blood to run)
I can't wake up
(Before I come undone)
Save me
(Save me from the nothing I've become)

I've been living a lie
There's nothing inside
Bring me to life

Frozen inside without your touch
Without your love, darling
Only you are the life among the dead

All this time, I can't believe I couldn't see
Kept in the dark but you were there in front of me
I've been sleeping a thousand years it seems
Got to open my eyes to everything

Without thought, without voice, without a soul
Don't let me die here
There must be something more
Bring me to life

Wake me up
(Wake me up inside)
I can't wake up
(Wake me up inside)
Save me

(Call my name and save me from the dark)

Wake me up
(Bid my blood to run)
I can't wake up
(Before I come undone)
Save me

(Save me from the nothing I've become)

I've been living a lie

There's nothing inside
Bring me to life

The usual claps and good job followed soon after.

"Many thanks" Krystal answered as she drank her first drink of the night.

"Woo, the adrenaline feels good after you finish."

"That it does. Leon, you're up" Wolf barked

"Yes boss" Leon obeyed

"Anything in mind Leon?" Fox questioned.

"Yeah, I'll do…. Ten Thousand Fists"

"Cool choice"

"3……..2…….1………"

Survivor!!
Survivor!!

One more god damn day
When I know what I want
And my want will be considered tonight AH! AH!
Consider tonight AH! AH!
Just another day
When all that I want
Will mark me as a sinner tonight AH! AH!
I'm a sinner tonight, yeah!

People can no longer cover their eyes
If this disturbs you then walk away
You will remember the night you were struck by the sight of
TEN-THOUSAND FISTS IN THE AIR!

Power unrestrained
Dead on the mark
Is what we will deliver tonight AH! AH!
Deliver tonight AH! AH!
Pleasure fused with pain
This triumph of the soul
Will make you shiver tonight AH! AH!
Will make you shiver tonight, yeah!

People can no longer cover their eyes
If this disturbs you then walk away
You will remember the night you were struck by the sight of
TEN-THOUSAND FISTS IN THE AIR!!

We are the ones that will open your mind!
Leave the weak and the haunted behind!
We are the ones that will open your mind!
Leave the weak and the haunted behind!
We are the ones that will open your mind!
Leave the weak and the haunted behind!
We are the ones that will open your mind!
Leave the weak and the haunted behind!

People can no longer cover their eyes
If this disturbs you then walk away
You will remember the night you were struck by the sight of
TEN-THOUSAND FISTS IN THE AIR!
TEN-THOUSAND FISTS IN THE AIR!
TEN-THOUSAND FISTS IN THE AIR!!

A drunken applause followed. By this time they were all thoroughly drunk and feeling quite good.

"Ok, I think we all know who is next….. Slippy!"

"Huh? Me? But Fox, you know I can't sing."

"Heh, I don't care. Everyone else did it." Fox almost commanded.

"But I….I, ugh, fine, I'll do it." Slippy knew it was no use to fight it. Everyone else did do it.

"I'll sing….. Under The Bridge" Slippy said as he took the stand.

"cool, music starting……Now."

Sometimes I feel like I don't have a partner
Sometimes I feel like my only friend
Is the city I live in, the city of angels
Lonely as I am, together we cry

I drive on her streets 'cause she's my companion
I walk through her hills cause she knows who I am
She sees my good deeds and she kisses me windy
I'll never worry, now that is a lie

I don't ever wanna feel like I did that day
Take me to the place I love, take me all the way
I don't ever wanna feel like I did that day
Take me to the place I love, take me all the way

It's hard to believe that there's nobody out there
It's hard to believe that I'm all alone

At least I have her love, the city she loves me
Lonely as I am, together we cry

I don't ever wanna feel like I did that day
Take me to the place I love, take me all the way
I don't ever wanna feel like I did that day
Take me to the place I love, take me all the way

Under the bridge downtown
Is where I drew some blood
Under the bridge downtown
I could not get enough
Under the bridge downtown
Forgot about my love
Under the bridge downtown
I gave my life away

"Good job Slippy, see? Was that so bad?" Falco asked.

"Heh, I guess not."

"Last call!" Krystal suddenly called out. This was followed by the saying, "You don't have to go home but ya can't stay here" and some laughter.

"Ok, Fox, it was fun, but me and the boys are gunna split, same day next week?" Wolf said rising.

"Yes definitely" Fox answered as he collected the glasses strewn across the room.

"I'm going to bed" Falco said

"Yeah, me too I think" Slippy followed. "That was fun"

About a half hour later Fox and Krystal finished cleaning up and went to their room, hand-in-hand.