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No Smoking-The Return of Margaret LaLanne.

She frowned and crossed her arms when she saw the smoke billow up around her boss's head. "Y'know, I know that's not your breath 'cause it's not cold."

Leo turned, his cigarette still in his hand. "Good grief, Margaret, give a guy a heart attack."

"No, I think you're doing just fine with that one on your own."

He sighed.

"I thought you quit smoking."

"The American public thinks that about the President, too."

"Leo--"

"I'm an addict, Margaret, what do you want from me?"

"For you to fight."

"It's been a long day."

"It's no excuse."

"So, you want me to fight... with you."

"No, I want you to fight this," she said, crossing to him and snatching the cigarette from his hand and dropping it to the sidewalk, snuffing it out with her high-heeled shoe.

"Well, I am going to fight that, 'cause I can have the guard at the door escort you back inside and let me light up again."

"I don't think so."

"Oh, I do."

"I'm a grown man, Margaret, I can make my own bad decisions."

"We're trying to fight big tobacco--"

"How often have you seen me smoke?"

"It used to be all the time."

"Recently, Margaret. Recently."

"Not recently."

"So, it's not really a problem."

"Speaking of problems..."

"Problems?"

"And their solutions, sort of."

"Is there a point coming in anytime soon?"

"Air Force One..."

"It's landing."

"Soon."

"Oh, holy--"

"The next thing on my list: your swearing."

He narrowed his eyes at her. "Get me the President on the phone."

"Yes, sir."

End.