Things I don't have:
A decent razor
A girlfriend
Resident Evil (property of Capcom OMG!)
Yes, it's the spooky voice again…Resident Evil 4!
Drewbo opened the car door and stepped out in a single fluid motion. He shaded his eyes with a hand and looked towards the single house. Maybe that was the hotel? His friends Scottacon and Rach got out and stood behind him.
"What's the plan, Drew?" Rach ventured and waited for the reply.
"Fuck knows. Don't even know where we are anymore. We'd better ask in there for directions." He slammed the door behind him and started towards the house. The other two followed, but Scottacon quickly went back to the car and put a sticker on the dashboard.
"Don't want to get any parking tickets."
"Yeah," Drew said sarcastically, "parking tickets."
Drew went up to the man in front of the fireplace and nudged him, "Hey dude, where the fuck are we?" The man shouted insults in Spanish-talk and pointed to the door. Still muttering the old Spanish man leaned beside the fire slowly picked up something. Something?
Desperate for a comeback Drew yelled, "yo momma is but I ain't complaining!" Then he saw what the old man was holding. He roared and lunged at Drew. He closed his eyes and heard something ripping through the air.
Drewbo opened his eyes and saw the man stone cold on the floor. The two blasts had been bullets from Scottacon's 9mm. He spun the pistol on his finger and returned it to his belt. Rach stood beside Drew looking at the body of the old man.
There was a loud noise from outside and looking through the small window the group saw a truck heading back the way they had come. A loud crash and an explosion followed.
The 3 friends looked over the edge of the cliff to the river and saw both vehicles burning and smoking. The bridge they had used to get here had also been destroyed. Each of them swore:
"Shit!" Drew muttered.
"Bitch!" Rach continued.
"Fuckin ass and blam blam!" They turned to look at Scottacon. "What?"
Drew sighed, "guess there's only one way outta here. Looks like were headin to the…"
Scottacon examined the sign,"…village."