Disclaimer: I claim no ownership over 'American Dad!'. I am not profiting from this and wrote it purely for entertainment purposes.
Pairing(s): None.
Warning(s): None.
Word Count: 101.
Hayley can still smell government secrets and guns on his skin. There are better agents now. No one has the patience for his furious outbursts or rambles. His former co-workers have retired and now he's supposed to follow them.
Grandchildren and golf are not enough entertainment until he marches into the grave. The shooting range is losing patience with his attempts at teaching others.
A nursing home run by Roger would be more entertaining now.
"We're not sticking you into a home, dad," she promises. "You know Roger would hire Jeff."
"Jeff better not be my nurse."
"Do you prefer Jeff?"