"I'm not afraid of you, I'm just afraid of losing you..."
Hinata looked up at Gaara as she said this, tears in her eyes.
"…I feel like you're going to disappear."
Green met lavender when Gaara faced her.
"You don't know how long I've waited for you…" Gaara whispered, cupping her cheek as he looked at her form.
He was met with a silence, tears running down Hinata's face.
He took a deep breath. "And so the lion fell in love with- okay, this is just stupid."
Hinata huffed, wiping her cheeks. "Gaara! You promised you would help me!"
Hinata never knew acting would become a passion of hers. She got so good at it too, learning how to fake cry, faint on command and do accents.
"The lion fell in love with the lamb? Since when is this bullshit romantic?" Gaara said, snorting.
"Since Stephanie Meyer wrote it!"
"Well then she shouldn't be writing!"
Gaara was helping Hinata rehearse for the play adaption of "Twilight". Yep. They made a play adaption. As if the books and films weren't bad enough.
Hinata sighed. "Gaara, I need to rehearse. Should I call Deidara over instead?"
Hinata was cast in the part of Bella Swan, a whiny, bleak, love starved teenager. (1) Bella could probably bring out the inner Regina George in anyone. Opposite of her role was Edward Cullen, who was played by Deidara. Edward was a whiny, bleak, love starved vampire. He could probably bring out the inner Chuck Norris in anyone.
"No! I'll help you." grumbled Gaara, angrily. To put it in a kinder, more censored way, Gaara hated Deidara. With a passion. Deidara was always a pain in the ass to him, because Gaara had one important thing he didn't. Hinata.
"So then let's take it from the top," Hinata said, gripping her boyfriend's arm.
Gaara smirked. "How about we start from the kissing scene."
Innocent as she was, Hinata was still a hormonal teenager. "O-okay."
"I want to try something… hold very still."
Gaara was inching closer to Hinata, whose face was the shade of tomato, thankyouverymuch.
At the exact moment Gaara was a centimeter away from her lips, Hinata's door was slammed open.
"HINATA!"
"N-Neji?"
"Fuck."
A/N:
So there you go. A shitty oneshot about a shitty film about a shitty book.
Twilight was never something I was a big fan of. Are you surprised? Lol.
(1): When I wrote that description of Bella, I was of thinking of how Regina George would be her worst nightmare. "Boo you whore." ;)
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, Twilight, Mean Girls or Chuck Norris. Even though that would be awesome.