A Tentacle Tale: Knight Rider x The Matrix

by BestWriterOfThings

It is the most epic of epic of epic world that have ever been epic, and Neo and Agent Smith go at it again. But how will Neo fare when Smith transforms into a giant tentacle monster? And how would an indestructible automobile turns the tides of battle? Rated M: contains hentai monsters, octopus penetration, mechanophillia and pregnancy.

WARNING: In no way is this meant to be serious. I just wanted to exercise my writing ability to create a bad crossover fanfic. You have been warned.

In the most epic of epic worlds to ever be epic and ever be a world, Neo was being as badass as ever, fighting off millions of clones of Agent Smith with ease. Within 3 seconds of fighting, only one was left. Out of pure frustration at the uselessnes of his clones, Agent Smith started mutating into giant octopus which grew three times the size of the city. The monster grabben Neo from the legs, lifted him off the ground and prepared to do some Japanese hentai stuff with him. It was, until a saviour in an indestructible metal automobile arrived to save the entire Matrix from what has been deemed unkillable by no-one until this moment when I said it was: The Knight Rider. With the full force of all the basass weaponery equipped on the Knight Rider, it struck the giant tentacle monster, but to no avail. With no other options left, the Knight Rider thought of a cunning strategy that would guaruntee victory. Fly up it's ass and blow it up from the inside. But the reader says "BUT BESTWRITEROFTHINGS! THE KNIGHT RIDER CAN'T FLY!". And to that I say "Well there Timmy, I must ask you. Are fanfiction standards just too high for you?" as I start to laugh hysterically at the thought of anyone having actual standards on this site anyways. Back to the story at hand, while inside of the giant tentacle creature the Knight Rider blasted at the walls of its stomach with everything it had. Within due time, the creature exploded in a glorious fashion as the Knight Rider drove out in style. With the entire city now covered in octopus guts, the cleanup began as Neo and the Knight Rider cleaned up the city within half a second leaving them enough time to make out and become super pregnant with the first human/car hybrid to ever exist which would bring the Transformers franchise to shame (suck it Micheal Bay!).

The End.