Chapter 1

A French man was doing the dishes from last night dinner.

"Crap," he said to himself as he closed the faucet.

"mon chéri" he called out to his husband. Who has been sitting in his love chair drinking tea and reading the morning newspaper."

It is nine in the morning, the British chap has already dropped off their two sons to school.

"What is it dear?" The British man answered not looking away from his paper.

"Can you call someone to come and fix the sink, the water is coming out of the pipe again."

"Again?! But we had those Germans brothers come and fix it last week!" The man looked up from his paper.

The French lover made his way to his short temple husband.

"Arthur, they came to fix the toilet. Remember Alfred and his friends played truth and dare and they clogged it by seeing how much toilet paper they could put in it."

Just thinking about the day when Alfred had the house to himself made Arthur lose his mind. Do to kumajiro, the family's dog, getting his paw cut while playing outside, they needed to take him to the vet. When they got back the house was a mess. There were a few cups broken, empty pizza boxes spread out through the house, they brought blankets down from the rooms and built a fort, and they burned a pot trying to make Mac and cheese.

"THAT BOY I SWEAR! NO ONE BRINGS UP MY BLOOD PRESSURE LIKE HIM!"

"Arthur, EVERYTHING and EVERYONE get your blood pressure up."

Time went by and the French man was sitting on the couch watching the news, they were showing the weather.

"Francis!" Said Arthur, coming down the stairs.

"Yes, what is it?" Francis said as he moved his head to follow the voice that was calling him.

"I just got off the phone with a guy that not ONLY agree to fix the sink today BUT he will do it at a cheaper price than those other guys." He Said with joy on his tune.

Francis was not so happy with the deal Arthur had made. "Mon chéri, just because he does it for a cheaper price it does not mean he does it well."

"Come on my frog Prince, don't say that. Give the guy a change" 'and my wallet a break', he kept the last part to himself.

There was silence between the two men. One was thinking if he should go with the other's idea, and the other was prying for his wallet's life.

"Maybe your right, after all, I'm good in bed, and I do it for free.~."

Francis got up and went in front of Arthur and kissed him on the lips

"What's the guy's name anyway?" The taller blond asked

"Ivan Braginsky. think he's Russian. And he said he'll be here at 1:30."

Francis looked at his waist watch it read '11:37'. "Fantastic, now we just have to wait about two more hours." Said, Francis.

"That's the spirit, love." The shorter blond put his arms around his husband and kissed him on the check, this made Francis brush.

"Besides I heard he is very good at his job."