I dont own slayers.

dont ask. im in an AU mood lately.

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Filia POV

Everything was perfect, just fine, untill HE showed up. I was walking home from school, and he just had to show up. That stupid smile on that stupid face, it's just so annoying.

"Hi Fi-chan!" As ussual he greets me in that same annoying cheerfull matter.

"What do you want Xellos!" I snap just walking faster to get away from him.

"I just wanted to walk home with you," He said, "After all we live next door to each other."

"So!" I snap again.

"Fi-chan, Fi-chan," Xellos said in that stupid dissapointed manner. The next thing I felt was his hands pulling me to him from my waist. He was hugging me from behind and he brought a hand up to touch my cheak to turn my head to face him as far as it could, "Can't you open up to me more?" He asked.

"No!" I say through gritted teeth.

"Please Fi-chan." Xellos wines bringing his face closer to mine. No. He better not try to kiss me is he? Yup he is. That's the last straw. I elbow him in the gut, causing him to loosen his grip on me enough to get out of his grip. Turning around I slam my fist into his jaw sending him flying.

"Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" He sings as he goes out of my line of sight. I turn around in a huff and notice the old women staring at me, from inside her house,then shaking her head and returning to her tea. Everyone on our street is used to me and Xellos fighting and dont even bother to call the ambulance anymore, of course Xellos has a resurved seat in the hospital for all the times I beet him up. Oh well. With that peice of trash out of the way, I carry on walking home in silence.

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Normal POV

meanwhile in space. An atronout was walking on the moon when a Xellos came floating through with a smile on his face still saying "weeeeeeeeeeeeee"

"Umm...we have a problem up here." he says to the person back on the ship.

"What is it?" Came a voice on the other end.

"It's Xellos, Filia sent him flying again." The astonout said back. Followed by both him and the voice on the other line laughing and carring on there buisness.

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lol

dont ask. At school, some of the guys call me the man killer because...I...Well...kick them there. But one of my friends david made a speel where I kick one of them so hard they end up floating in space and the whole atsronout thing. I thought it would be perfect for Filia and Xellos.

anyway R&R