Title: (Cat Lady) Turtle Man
Disclaimer: I don't own Sailor Moon
Version: PGSM

It all came down to turtles, in the end.

"In that case, we should get a bigger apartment to fit everything," Makoto told him one day in their shop while she arranged flowers and her husband fed Kamekichi.

"I agree."

"And we'll need to protect all the electric sockets and things near the ground that they might get into."

"Yes."

"We'll need to do a lot of shopping. We'll even need a new refrigerator."

"For all that lettuce."

"Lettuce? What are you talking about?"

"For the new turtles we're getting. Kamekichi will be so happy, won't you?"

"Motoki, I'm pregnant."