A/N So this was kinda inspired spur of the moment. Most of you are gonna be like What the heck? but that's alright.

Disclaimedd. Title is after a Motion City Soundtrack song. they're pretty awesome

"So, Massie, if I poured liquid nitrogen on Claire, what would you do?" Connor, the weird boy with freakishly weird long hair, who I had recently "adopted" to join the Pretty Committees social circle, asked.

"Well, first, I would be concerned with my own life, 'cause you know, your homicidal tendencies aren't exactly…normal. And then I would be sad."

"Oh, gee, thanks Massie," Claire said with an eye-roll.

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Crap. I would be concerned with my own life? How awful was that answer? I later thought, stroking Bean's soft, velvety head. "Bean, what would you do?" Bean barked back at me. "I guess, if you think that's best."

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"Hey Claire."

"Oh, hey Massie."

"What's up?"

"Well, I would miss you. More than you know."

"What the heck?"

"Bye."

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I hung up the phone abruptly, as to not have to answer any more questions. Sure, school tomorrow would be… awkward. But I could handle it. Because, despite the fact that I did just admit to doing wrong, I am Massie Block.