haha. you all know that subway commercial.
then you add in emmett and oh my.
plus, I can totally see me, my boyfriend, and our friend liam doing the exact same thing. XD

Would You Like Fries With That?
vampyre victim xx
1; Subway

xoxo;

Isabella Marie Swan;

It all started with a commercial.

While I was over at the Cullen's mansion one day, Emmett deiced that he wanted to watch the "Human News", as he put it. Nobody had an objection to that, for it was Emmett, Jasper and I in the house. (Everyone else was out hunting.)

So, Emmett turned on the TV, not really expecting anything … well, big. Forks was a small town, what was going to be on the news? The worst we'd get was a break in at the Pizza Pallor or something. It was funny to watch Emmett watch TV. He sat there with these big, bright, golden eyes, just fixated on the TV like there was nothing in the room. He would rock back and forth, mumble to himself about what was on the news …. It was like he'd never seen the news before. If I had a video camera, I would have recorded him for further black mail.

Everything was going smoothly. Jasper was curled up on a chair, reading a book, and Emmett was watching the T.V while I was busy watching Emmett melodramatically react to the TV. However, since we are talking about Emmett Cullen here, you can never assume that everything will be okay …

Then the commercial came on. It rattled on for a few seconds, roughly around thirty. As soon as the news came back on, I knew instantly that Emmett had an idea. Jasper had put his book down, looking at Emmett with a confused look on his face. I was only sure that he could feel the emotion bouncing off Emmett. The burly vampire grasped the end of the couch, bouncing up and down like a two year old on a bed. It was amusing; yes, but there is always a problem following after an infamous "Emmett Cullen Idea".

"Bellaaaa?" He whined towards me, putting more emphasis on the 'a' than more people would. This is not a good sign; if you know Emmett, you know instantly that it means trouble. I mentally groaned in my head before responding, "What?"

"Can we go to subway? Please? Pretty please? I'll pay you five hundred dollars – wait, make that one thousand. Pleaseee?" And when he set in the big, golden, puppy dog eyes with his face, it was hard not to resist. Plus, add in Jasper and his emotion controlling, I was willing to let Emmett have his fun. Ah, damn. I knew that this battle was won, I had to give in.

"Uh …" I was caving, and I knew that Jasper's powers were playing a huge part in that too. I sighed, "Okay, let's go." I had caved; there was no way I was going to lose this battle; not with Emmett and his pleading eyes and Jasper and his emotion control. By the time I turned around, Emmett and Jasper were already at the garage, sitting in Emmett's jeep with the car already started. Stupid, annoying, vampire speed.

"Bella! Hurry up! You take forever, oh my gosh!" Emmett was gushing; oh lord. I didn't want to run to the car; my balance wasn't that stable on a flat surface and Edward would have a complete fit if I was hurt again under Emmett and Jasper's watch. Instead, because I didn't want to get hurt for two reasons; Edward and Jasper wasn't exactly that stable around human blood, I walked carefully to the car, trying my best not to fall flat on my face. I took barely two steps before Emmett had ran out of the car, picked me up, and ran back to the car in vampire speed and shoving me down into the seat, locking me in. This all took a matter of at least three seconds.

"Oh, this will be perfect! And it's almost seven, so not many people will be there for the dinner rush! Aw, damn. I was hoping that people would actually be there for the dinner rush, but maybe some people will still be there! Cause then it would make it so much better. Oh, this is going to be great fun, isn't it Bella and Jasper?" His speed was reaching over 100 miles per hour. I was going to be amazed if he ever slowed down. He was winding in and out of the driveway like a maniac, and before I knew it, we were crossing the bridge and I could faintly read the sign that said "Welcome To Forks! We Hope You Enjoy Your Stay!" and passing the Olympic Sweets Inn and rushing into the town. Within a matter of five minutes, we were at the gas station and Subway combined place. Emmett was grinning like a mad man as he stepped out of the car, waiting very patient for me to get out.

"Emmett, what are you going to do?" Jasper asked, but I had a feeling that he didn't really need to ask him what he was going to do; it was probably just fabricating something for me to leave me utterly clueless. (Didn't matter, it was already working.)

He tapped his temple, indicating that within time, I'd figure it out. Or something like that, I wasn't too sure. He quickly rushed into Subway, way to fast for a normal human, and Jasper and I just followed after him. I was sure that we'd all get weird looks after this. Not to mention that I'd be scared for pretty much the rest of my life.

"Hello and welcome to Subway! What may I get you?" The voice was overly perky, like a plastered on smile. It was sickening; it reminded me of Laruen's fake smiles. Emmett tried his best to contemplate what he wanted; but he wouldn't eat anything. He'd get a lot of food and then just give it to me, it was how he worked.

"Can I get a sandwich? Like, the one with turkey and cheese and lettuce?" The girl nodded her head and started to make the sandwich. Once she was one, she asked, "Would you like anything else with that?"

Emmett sunk down to her level, and Jasper and I leaned in closer, since we were right behind him. I gulped, I was afraid of what he would say. Emmett seemed to hesitate, but eventually said (while pulling out five dollars), "Can I … uh … can I get some … you know, …. jizz, with that?"

What the hell, Emmett!?

Jasper was silently cracking up laughing. In fact, he had to leave the room and rush into the 'bathroom' and burst out into a silent laughter there because it was just so funny to him. I, on the other hand, was appalled, as was the girl with obliviously fake blonde hair.

"Sir … we … we don't have that here."

Emmett looked horror struck. "But the commercial said I could get anything I want! And dammit, I want jizz on my Subway sandwich!"

Oh God, kill me now.

By this time, people were looking up from where they were sitting, food dropping out of their mouths, as they looked up at a not ashamed Emmett and a very beat red me.

"Sir … I believe you should leave this restaurant before I call the cops."

"Fine! But just so you know, I'm going to sue you and your god forsaken ugly place! For the record, last time I got a sandwich here, I managed to get jizz on it. And now you tell me I cannot get it? Fine! I'll sue your ass and fucking win!"

And with that, he stormed out, faking anger, taking me along beside him. Jasper was already in the car, waiting for us as he shoved me in and started the car before driving off.

"Emmett Cullen, what the hell!?"