I have been cynical about God for along time. So I decided to try and get intouch with The Devil(who is a genuinely sweet guy) he told me his heart wrenching story which I think all you Christians out there need to hear.
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Chapter 1 - Birth
"Awwhhhh," I said, looking at my two baby twins.
"They are gorgeous aren't they?" said Abbas of Deus, my beloved husband.
"What shall we name them?" I asked.
"Why don't we pick a name each," Abbas suggested.
"Ok, I think this one," I said pointing to the blond haired baby boy, "should be called God."
"That's a beautiful name Matris of Deus," said Abbas. He took Gods twin brother out of my hands and held him, "this one shall be called Satan."
I stared lovingly at my two baby boys and felt tears welling up in my eyes.