A/N: I don't own any of the characters. One day I'll think of a more original disclaimer to write.
"Right," grinned Nathan, looking around the group. "Who's next?"
"What are you talking about, you idiot?" Kelly retorted.
"Well, I got it on with a pensioner, and you did it with a gorilla. That means that if there's any justice, one of those three are going to delve even further into the world of having sex with people you really shouldn't. What do you think? Barry could get off with a giraffe!" He craned his neck to the ceiling as if looking at something high up, then began thrusting his hips and grunting repeatedly. Kelly looked on in disdain, while Curtis threw a cushion at him. "Hey! Watch where you're throwing that stuff, you could have someone's eye out! You'll be sorry when you find out Heart Transplant Girl is actually a rhino in a dress." He turned to Alisha, who raised an eyebrow. "And that guy in the mask who fancied you? Toddler on stilts. That's why he wears the mask, so we can't see his little baby face."
He descended into laughter, licking his lips suggestively, thrusting his hips and repeating, "little baby face! Oh, yeah! Little baby face!"
Curtis threw another cushion and Nathan fell off his chair.