Disclaimer: I don't own Ninja Strom…. Belongs to Disney…. and um…um…the monster belongs to me...and hell!!

Just enjoy reading Dude!!!!!!!!!!

Author's Note: I haven't seen any episodes of NS, so please be kind to help me along.

Dustin's New Word

Narrator: So here we have our current heroes the Ninja Strom and Thunder Rangers, Ladies and Gentlemen. Let's find out what they have been up to since the last time we saw them…in…in... *yells at the writer* when was the last time we saw them?

Writer: Beats me. I was asleep when they aired last week *he spoke without looking up from his computer*

Narrator: *grumbles and curses, then notices the readers and smiles* to the story shall we go…. this way…

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Chapter One

Tori growled in her sleep; the echo of the word dude drove her crazy, enough to bang her head against the wall.

"DUDE!!!!!!" the Yellow Wind Ranger's voice echoed into the hallway.

"Dustin!" Tori yelled while still half asleep and lying in her bed. "Shut-up!"

Dustin merely ignored her. "Shane, you gotta see my new Game Gube…I mean cube," he said as he entered the kitchen.

Shane raised an eyebrow and shook his head. "I don't wanna know," he said as he threw his hands in the air.

"But dude…"

"ARGH!!!!" Tori's voice tore through the hallway. "If you don't keep that mouth shut I'll zip it shut!"

"And send it to Sensei?" Cam asked, when he entered the kitchen.

"Dude…how can she do that?" Dustin asked, "I mean I'm…like…a human" he gestured to his body, "and the zipping thing your talking about is…like…only on the computer"

"Not that, you dumb ass!" Tori yelled. "I'll stitch it up."

"Sew it up?" Cam asked

"Sew a needle pulling thread….fa a note…"

"Dustin, please stop singing!" Shane shouted, his ears covered.

"It wasn't me," Dustin protested.

"No, it was me," Hunter came in the view.

Narrator: Oh dear

"What 'oh dear'?" Hunter asked.

"Hunter, you know you're not supposed to start an argument with the narrator," Cam explained, calmly.

"He started it!" Hunter wailed.

Narrator: SHE

"Huh?" Shane said

Narrator: I'm a female, not a male.

"Dude, with the name you use, sounds like male to me," Dustin said, wagging his finger at the Narrator.

Narrator: What's wrong with SilverRider?

"Nothing," all the four male Rangers said in unison.

"Yeah right," Tori said, as she placed her hands on the counter. "They are just trying to cover up the real reason"

*Writer comes through the door cursing and fuming*

Writer: You, boys, picking on my Narrator?"

"Who? Us?" Hunter asked, innocently.

Writer: That does it, Dustin you're getting a new word *leaves the room*

"Wow," Dustin said, baffled, "I'm finally getting a new word."

"It's about time," Tori mumbled, dryly.

"I heard that," Dustin warned, before picking up his Game Gube…I mean Game Cube and leaving the kitchen for the rumpus.

"I just wonder what will the new word be?" Cam asked Tori, in a dramatic tone. Then he turned to the Narrator. "Do you know?"

Narrator: *Gulps* W…W…Who me? I…I…I know such this. *tries to clam down and faces the readers* so here was the day in to the life…*clears her throat* Loves…no I mean the lives of the Ninja Storm Rangers*

Writer: that's it…and cut…

Director: Hey, that's my line…you stole it.

Writer: And I'm one who's running the show

Narrator: *talks over the arguing Director and Writer* Till the next Chapter…. bye for now….

*Curtains drops*

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